Ominous Shadows

Was playing Taptap with Rose-ama bin Laden (hahaha!) and things were beginning to get intense.

We were only a few thousand points different and the GAME WAS ON. She was even smart enough to not look at the points board when I asked "Who's winning?" (Damn. It usually works too).

And then.... dun dun duhhhhh! Some random came up. And covered the screen with a shadow. Who was that? That cloudy day of Monday in the school library? But it was too intense to look and only when the song had finished would we dare to look out and see.... the MATH TEACHER.

GAHHHH.

Greetings from ICT class. Thank goodness blogger isn't blocked by the webmarshall. This is proof of my procrastination and refusal to do my work and finish that internal worth 6 credits due in four days......
Plus this is Rose, not Pri. She's busy actually doing her work.....lol jk she's sitting next to me telling me what to write and trying to break school property.

I really should do my work so i'll leave you with this - an accurate representation of my mental state right now:

I LIKE THE BACKGROUND. ... DOES THAT PENCIL TREE HAVE AN ANUS????

yeah, and it's called YOUR FACE.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

HELP ME PLEASE! I NEED THESE NCEA CREDITS!

Just take this short survey kay ?

THIS IS NOT SPAM, IT’S FOR REAL SO PLEAAAAAAAAAASE HELP ME OUT !

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/RV5CSYY

is this just yours pri?

yeah. so you know, just ask me whatever. AUV JOH! (;

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

is this just yours pri?

yeah. so you know, just ask me whatever. AUV JOH! (;

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Would you get electricuted if you stood in a storm holding a fork?

Did you ever hear about Benjamin Franklin and the kite? Where he tied a key to a piece of twine then flew the kite that the twine was attatched to? Then the lightning hit the key, which was metal. Okay so I'm not entirely sure if that's how the story goes.... But anyway, i'm thinking, if you decided to stand outside with a fork, you would get electricuted. Or at least get hit by the lightning bolt. Maybe if you do, you should at least wear rubber gloves (that's what Ash does in the first episode of Pokemon when Pikachu is being a down right little shite). But if I were you, I wouldn't try it at all.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

damn. broke the toaster again.

this weekend, my (lovely) parents bought a new toaster. why? i broke the last one, since i kept heating foods on top. which apparently, you're not supposed to do.

they got the one with the warning on the top, "DO NOT COVER" nicely written. three words, which cost more than the toaster itself ($50, compared to the $20 non warned toaster)

how nice.

i seem to be a pretty fail cook. like, Gordon Ramsay minus the cooking ability.

i can even burn microwave popcorn. this surely deserves some kind of award.

If you could pick a superpower, what would it be?

the 'make that bitch pay for what she did' power. could come in really handy i think. fun too. what about you eh?

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

It's The End

.....It's gone
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.......my Fable disc is gone
In fact, all my games are gone.  Disappeared, vanished, poof!
No Dawn of War
No World of Warcraft
No Civilization
No Age of Mythology
and no Fable!!!
My God it's like 2012 has come early.....
Maybe you don't understand the significance of what has happened but a nerd without her computer games is like no nerd at all......alas I must settle for the rubiks cube until my games decide to reappear.

On a slightly less apocolyptic note, our contributor Karen took an online personality test - yes these things are usually just gimmicks but the IPIPNEO is supposedly based on brain science and I have to say, it pretty much nailed it on the head.

Modesty - 0
Morality - 0
Sympathy - 0
Emotionality - 0 (not sure what that means)
Friendlienss - 1

Most accurate personality test out there I swear
  

Kids these days.

I've been feeling a bit old late, and old fashioned too. But honestly, can you blame me?

Ok, the other day, got some year 9s (equivalent to 12 years old?) to help me and one kept going on about her "ever largening boobs" blegh! and the reason for this? to catch the electricians attention. eww. he wouldve been what? 30? and she was 12. i was physically sick.

and whats up with children having iPhones and generally, more expensive gadgets than us?

WHAT DOES A 8 YEAR OLD NEED WITH AN IPHONE? >> be ready for a conference call with their PRIMARY TEACHER?

jesus. no wonder we're all screwed for the future, if this is what we're facing already.

What colour does a smurf turn when it blushes?

okay i'm kidding, this isn't pri hehehe

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

is this just yours pri?

yeah. so you know, just ask me whatever. AUV JOH! (;

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

:D

bad things happen when i try to be artistic.

was trying to do something cool for friends birthday present right? good intentions and all.

result: two dead bday bags, one depressed girl, one iPod playing Lucifer (SHINee!!!!) on repeat for 5 hours.

BUT, found some xmas ones instead. and it finally worked *___*

don't ask me how i managed to screw up sticking a piece of paper to the inside of the bag. it just did. ok?

and guess what? mom found out the french eat snails. was horrified. we laughed at her. she didn't get it. ahhhh.

oh look, the count is at 2015. and your blog is blatently still alive.

thankyou cap'tn obvious.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

do you realize that the current hit count is 2011 and that when one more person looks at this page, the website will end? damn, i really hope this is anon coz if its not.... im going to be a tad embarased.

oh it's not anonymous ;)

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

RAAAAH.

Okay guys, I am SO SORRY about being so slack with my blogging lately, you know, it’s all just school and homework and GAAAAH it’s all so stressful.  But I’ve finally got a lil time to myself and sooo my dear readers I’mma write a blog.

AHAHA.  The End.  Sorry, I forgot what I was going to write about o.O

Hmm did you see that tui ad in our math class? Yeah.. That's not true. That might give you a clue to one of the worst explainers in the world that even made someone move down to normal math...

hai, danella ?

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Is Karen's last name Zhang

Which karen are you talking about ?

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Overheard Convo...2

My friendly friend (and avid OMB reader) has informed me of this conversation between two girls
before I begin...you must not that these girls were about...hmmm...12ish...

G1: Hey, have you seen the California Girls video??
G2: No...Let's watch it now on some random Chinese website that hacks around the school Web Marshall!
***LATER***
G1: Hey, do you know what a duke is?
G2: Uuum...yea
G1: Yea so do I …totally
G2: I have like…five

G1: Yea…well I have ten

G2: Hmmm…do you know what a duke is?

G1: Um…nah

G2: Cool

*Please note that this conversation may have been altered to keep our readers pissing themselves while they read our blog…

ohmygollygosh.

You know life is at breaking point, to quote the *wise* Justin Bieber, when your parents come home with Just Jeans bags in tow, only it turns out it clothing for them.

BUT! They got you some icecream. The wrong flavor.

BUT! They tell you they will get some pumpkin out from the soup before its mashed. But they don't.

My life is over.

Now, time to regain some warm glowy feeling using Facebook. Literally. Oh look, no notifications from the hour before when I checked. None.

"Life's a whore. you might as well fuck it when you can."