Beverley Hills Chihuahua

I wasn’t really watching this movie because Family Guy was on, it was the Star Wars episode…haha. But the best part of the movie…dun dun dun dudun CHIHUAHUA…my household was so annoyed with me singing this over and over and over and over and over again. But you must admit it is catchy. Dun dun dun dudun CHIHUAHUA. It was a weird movie because it was supposed to be romantic but you couldn’t really take it seriously because, I mean, they were dogs. But the Mehican gardener…yum… dun dun dun dudun CHIHUAHUA

Date Night

This movie was actually amazing, actually. Steve Carell and Tina Fey are two of the funniest people around and together, they are unstoppable. And of course Mark Wahlberg, extremely attractive for a man of his age (right up there with Robert Downey Jr…mmm) and of course at the end of the movie, it was coming. They end up in the brothel; it was going to come sooner or later. It wasn’t that bad, it was actually quite funny. Overall, I spent most of the film lolling, which is always sign of a fabulous movie…go watch it now…GO! I have nothing else to say besides that it is really good, really funny movie and Wahlberg is really sexy in it…for an old guy...zip your vagina hoe…

District 9

Hmmm…I knew this movie would be good when the first words on the screen were ‘Peter Jackson Presents’. The graphics were amazing…aah Weta, you’ve done it again. The film was actually quite funny at the beginning the bad South African swearing and I mean, giving an alien an eviction notice…it was really funny. Then it got all serious and story of aliens and humans working together bloomed into a boring and dragging on plot line until I woke up and the movie was finished…so I would recommend watching the first hour or so…I closed my eyes in the middle because it got sort of gross. And his teeth fell out after eating cat food…watch out cats. And I did hear one Kiwi voice amongst the moderately good South African accents…good on ya mate. Overall, the parts of the movie were pretty good, even the serious parts and it must be good, my dad stayed awake through the whole movie and that doesn’t happen often, only in good sci-fi movies.

Valentine's Day

This movie was your cliché romcom movies all mushed into one. You know all-star cast, love hearts, heart breaks, cute little kids, cute old people and happily ever afters. So the most amusing part of the movie, according to me, was that Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift were together…that was pretty funny (walk it off baby walk it off…YOU’RE STILL HOT!). That and the suspense the Bradley Cooper was going to have a full on gay kiss. And knowing that Jessica Alba was a heartless b**** the whole time...Demi still loves you Ashton! And the part in the Indian restaurant…how the mum got the kid to work, classic Indian parent, don’t worry about boys child, all I want is free child labour. Why was the guy that Emma Roberts was with so ugly? And why did he take his undies off? Eek. Anne Hathaway…yea I don’t need to say anything more…go back to being a princess. Right down to business….
Best Couple: Edgar and Estelle…their names are just perfect together
Best Actor: That random Mexican guy that worked at the florist...haha.
Best Actress: Jessica Biel, pretty! Jenifer Garner and of course the Indian chick
Worst Couple: Alba and Kutcher…it was so obvious from the start
Worst Actor: Taylor Launter…he looked so awkward
Worst Actress: Anne Hathaway and Taylor Swift…epic fails (except for YOU’RE STILL HOT…haha)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightening Thief

I told myself, just sit there, watch it with an open mind, there’s no need to comment on every little thing that’s not in the book…of course, being the unruly judgmental Indian kid I am…one who reads all 5 PJ books at least twice a year, could not hold back, providing running commentary, that’s not in the book, who’s that, they’re not supposed to look like that, WHAT IS THIS? But in short…
• That was the Minotaur?
• Why was Gabe not fat?
• Chiron=Pierce Brosnan, puhlease
• Was the Oracle on holiday? Where was it?
• AAAH it’s Medusa, let me whip out my APPLE IPOD to look at her…
• Hades looks like Mick Jagger and was Steve Coogan…meh… it could’ve at least been a more Marilyn Manson look…with Charlie Sheen playing...haha
• Why was Persephone a slut?
• Why were the Gods so God-like? Zeus is meant to be in a suit and Poseidon in short and a tee shirt…not a toga. And why were the chic Gods and dude Gods mixed up…guys on one side, girls on the other…don’t want any dodgy God business going on…
• Really Luke…I know you’re not really that ugly
• Why was Annabeth so pretty??? She’s not supposed to be that pretty...
Yea, and that’s the short list. But big ups for choosing the right kid for Grover, CRACK UP! And Charon was pretty creepy...and the Hydra looked cool, as did Mrs. Dodds. But the best part of the whole movie, drum roll please… YOU DON’T GET PERCY JACKSON LOOKING LIKE THAT IN THE BOOK!! Logan Lerman you can be my demi god hero any day ♥♥♥

Star Trek

Well where do I begin?? Being the almost ultimate Trekkie that I claim to be, it is a memorable addition to the list of movies following the crew of the starship Enterprise as they venture to go where no one has gone before.
The actors are a good bunch of people…I recommend checking out the mash up of Chris Pine and Zachary Quintot’s face on Tumblr…woah. Speaking of Chris Pine, is it me or had he become extremely more appealing than the last of him that I saw in Princess Diaries? Zac Quintot…he got nothing on Mr. Nimoy…who does appear in the film as the alternate version of Spock and of course appears in the most amazing moment of Zac’s life…HE IS VULCAN SALUTED BY LEONARD NIMOY!!!! Sulu is amazing…represent Asian brother. Chekov…I thought his side profile looked cute…until they did a full face shot…where I found to my horror that his head was a bit too wide for my liking…eek. Another thing...please excuse my ignorance, but what was that cute little alien with Scotty?? Yes Scotty, the best Scotsmen since Megan Whitelaw :).
Overall, I found Star Trek to be a very good film on the origins of the starship Enterprise’s crew, and its main players, Kirk and Spock. Nice graphics, nicer (looking) characters, Leonard Nimoy, happily ever after... what more could you want? (WE WANT WILLIAM SHATNER!)