Chinese Proverb

'Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead' 

Just so you know

Let's just clear some things up shall we?

• The Telephone

Invented simultaneously by Alexander Graham Bell AND Elisha Gray except Bell was the first to the patent office.

• Apes

Are not the most intelligent animal, porpoise's are

• 'Playing video games rots your brain'

Not scientifically possible unless you play video games in a room full of fungi spores

• Fortune cookies

An american invention

• The seven deadly sins

There are actually eight, they were originally: gluttony, lust, avarice, sadness, anger, apathy, vainglory, and pride

• Brass instruments

Originally made from wood

• 'You're brain is more active when you're sleeping than when you're watching TV'

This is true.  Except that you're brain is equally active when it's sleeping as when you're awake, so an equivalent of this sentence would be 'You're brain is more active when you're thinking/reading/learning than when you're watching TV'

• A Coward

Literally, someone who watches over cows.

• The Mad Hatter

Not fictional, he existed in reality - mercury was used to shine hats which would cause psychosis

Hypocrite!

Yeah, that would be me. Quote:

"You don't know the meaning of clean

til you've gone 4 days without a shower."

Gross, yes, but those very words came out of my mouth the other day.

Words of wisdom, kids. If you really wanted, I could also provide you with some hidden life meaning to it - no good without bad stuff - but for now, just take it literally.

I did.

And my life is complete again…

Tumblr is DOWN.

Hey Guys,

So it’s officially the first day of summer vacation for us, unfortunately the sun didn’t get the memo so it was all grey skies.  And just to top it all off, my dear friend and life source Tumblr, is down.

Now I knew this was coming.  Hell, the banner at the top of my page had been warning me of the coming ‘maintenance’ period but I didn’t know it would take that long!  It’s been more than twelve hours and still no Tumblr for me.  It was working this morning.  Kind of.  This leaves me bored and tired and frustrated because I spent a whole day doing chores instead of Tumblr.  But, I guess all I can do is wait… and rant.. which is what I’m doing. 

I think I wrote a blog early on about how awesome Tumblr is.  It is truly awesome when it’s up and running. 

I usually don’t condone real life friends/people I hate getting Tumblr cause I pretty much spill my life’s secrets and creepy fetishes on there.  But heck, there is only one person in the world who I’d hate to see my Tumblr – and I’m pretty sure they’ve already seen it.  So here’s my link – you’ll be needing it after you join because YOU WILL BE JOINING.

me; http://vaccuumshateme.tumblr.com
pri; http://kissmeimgujurati.tumblr.com

other notable people to follow ^^

http://anthemoftheheart.tumblr.com
http://savingthebestforlast.tumblr.com
http://coconutquarter.tumblr.com
http://deadbait.tumblr.com
http://heythomhey.tumblr.com
http://proudofit.tumblr.com
http://quimvaa.tumblr.com

there’s more.. except I don’t know them off the top of my head and i can’t just check tumblr because NO.  BECAUSE IT’S DOWN.  YEAH THAT’S RIGHT.

Insanely large lingerie

Have you ever walked down the street (as we all do sometime in our lives) to buy your lunch, and have two men walk past pushing a clothing rack adorned with a HUMONGOUS red BRA?

Yesterday, i too could have said that such a thing has never happened me, but alas, no longer.

And when i say humongous bra, i mean literally as big as i am, perhaps even bigger (i was torn between staring and covering my eyes in shock).
Maybe it was a promotion of some sort......yes, i'm going to stick with that theory and you should all do the same.

Please don't think i'm kidding......

what are horcruxes? x)

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HORCRUXES ARE ?! voldemort is not happy.

Ask and ye shall recieve.