Consequences

I have recently discovered the cause for abnormally strange dreams...
...overstudying.
How you ask did I discover this?  Experience of course!

There I was being a studious little nerd, revising my brain bee notes, reading up on design concepts, and researching the Indian caste system (as you do) when I fell asleep.
The following dream included digging up my carpet for buried treasure, browsing in an underwater library, my science teacher shaving his head (scarred for life), and inventing a new instrument and playing the national anthem on it.
After which of course I woke up choking on my own spit (nice to know Rose, thanks for sharing)

The moral of this story?
Don't study, it's obviously terrible for your mental health.

Oh an also, guess what my stepdad was watching today??
South Park
SOUTH PARK!!!
(from the guy who doesn't like me watching disney movies because they have kissing scenes)