What do i miss the most?

People have been asking what i miss the most about home? i mean India kind of is home but not really
i guess i miss the radio, there not being a need to take toilet paper into the toilet with you, people to share a good nek minute joke with...the white people...
but what i miss the most, i must admit the answer is kind of dumb...i miss the ghost chips ad...how sad
i could miss anything that i want..but i choose the ghost chips ad
how i long to watch that ad and recite each of its crafted dialogue, much to the dismay of my parents
You know i can't take your ghost chips
Egg...Spacehead
Bro, Monique thinks your dumb
and my personal favourite
and if he dies, i'll have to live with his family...puzzletime

Day 1

So, don't you love it
Running through the whole of Singapore's Changi Airport at least twice looking for something to eat
ALL I WANT IS NOODLES LIKE THEY MAKE AT QUEENSGATE
But no...all the noodles here are 'the real thing'
Oh my

and another thing you have to love about Asian countries
Back home you get stared at if you're extremely pretty or extremely ugly...morbidly obese or seem to be talking to yourself
Well over here, you get stared at because you have a funny accent, you ask for a fork and JUST BECASUE YOU'RE INDIAN...a large majority of Singapore is FOBs from my homeland...so yay creepy guys with creepy moustaches staring yay...*sobs in corner while rando walks past staring*

I WANT TO GO HOME

Radio DJs

Isn't it interesting when you listen to the radio, and you develop a visual picture of what the DJ looks like?

and then you go on the station's website or they come on TV and you're like "Aw".
they never look like you expect...how disappointing.
most of the time it's good that they're on the radio and not TV...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUTHIE !

LOLOL I’m hoping to surprise you on your birthday.  Hopefully you won’t remember yourself posting this.

Today is 13/1/11.  We had the first day of school today.  I’ve finished all of my homework.

I’ve always wanted to send myself a letter to the future me.

HAVE A GOOD 17th BIRTHDAY !

Love from yourself.

LOLZ HOW LAME IS THAT – I have to say happy birthday to myself.

Addiction...It's not okay

Well I have made a recent discovery (one that probably everyone else made ages ago) that i am an addict...of Sims 3. the first thing i do when i switch on my laptop is open Sims via a little icon (right next to the Start button) on the taskbar. while i (attempt to) complete homework, i am constantly alt tabbing my way back to the mindless virtual reality. this is not good...not good at all.

but discussing the merits of a good computer game, Sims is well and truly mindless. For example, when throwing out fresh food, your Sim gets a negative moodlet for wasting good food. however, if another Sim dies at YOUR party (YES DIE), the Sim feels nothing and after mourning (for about 10 Sim minutes), it was right back partying, followed by the phone ringing saying blah blah has passed away...NO S***, she died in my house dumbass, as if i wouldn't notice.

the dying process in the Sim world is also quite disturbing. your Sim turns transparent, begins to float. then the grim reaper enters your house (don't ring the doorbell then...) with his whole entourage of smoke (faulty smoke alarm aye?!) then stands (floats) there for a bit, the floats on out, taking the Sim ghost with him. 5 4 3 2 1...life continues.

and just for fun the other day, i took two complete strangers and timed how long it took them to get married...TWO sim HOURS, (two minutes according to my mate, if you use cheats)

so to round up, the life of a sim is pretty easy (according to both meanings...) You're born, you live, you get married in minimum two minutes, you die a creepy death. your life is mapped out in the papers

Oh to be a Sim

It’s the 40 Hour Famine.

27 – 29 May 2011

This year, we’re asking Kiwis to help raise $3.15 million in the 40 Hour Famine to feed thousands of hungry children and families around the world. It’s a big goal, but together we can do it. Thanks heaps!

The cause
Almost a billion people in the world are hungry. This year, we have a specific focus on East Timor, one of New Zealand’s closest neighbours in the Asia-Pacific region. Half of all young children over there are malnourished. One of these children is 7-year-old Lily. Read Lily’s story here.

Guys it’s for a really good cause!  I’m going 40hours being deaf.  Every little bit counts!  Even if it’s only a dollar or even 50c.  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Here’s me hoping to guilt trip y’all into donating money for kids in East Timor that are pretty much on the brink of dying.  SO CLICK THE LINK AND DONATE!  As you can see, this is legit stuff, so I’m not scamming you or anything.

https://www.famine.org.nz/Payment.aspx?PID=11917

https://www.famine.org.nz/Payment.aspx?PID=11917

https://www.famine.org.nz/Payment.aspx?PID=11917

https://www.famine.org.nz/Payment.aspx?PID=11917

ONE YEAR.

So this is it guys, one year in the blogging for us here at OhMyBored.  COOOOL!

Recycling = Good

Born Again Metal Head.

I am such a hypocrite.

A mere 5 days ago, you'd have to put me under a fair degree of torture to get me to admit to liking hard rock, or metal, or most scarily, Christian Rock.

But I've renounced this opinion. I'm listening to Comatose (Skillet) at this very moment.

YES, I know I'm sounding like one of those scary hyper religious people who go out and suck other people into their new perspectives, but even at such risk, I must write it.

Because the moral of the story is that you should give things a chance, maybe even a second one. But probably not a third, that would be called Not Learning From Your Mistakes.

Yeah. I've been staring at the stars too much, and there was this weird smoke emanating from my neighbour's garden last night too...

Jewish famous people

Here is a list of famous people that you may or may not have known are Jewish...(this cam eabout because i was writing an eesy on "Are Jews still afraid?" reffering to the Holocaust)

• Groucho Marx


• Woody Allen


• Eugene Levy


• Harrison Ford


• Neil Diamond


• Jerry Seinfeld


• Ben Stiller


• Lisa Kudrow


• Joaquin Phoenix


• Maggie Gyllenhaal


• James Franco


• Sarah Michelle Gellar


• Jennifer Connelly


• Adrien Brody


• Adam Brody


• Zach Braff


• Michelle Trachtenberg


• Seth Rogan


• Natalie Portman


• Danielle Radcliffe


• Sara Paxton


• Josh Peck


• Jonah Hill


• Jake Gyllenhaal


• Scarlett Johansson


• Joseph Gordon-Levitt


• Ben Feldman


• Jesse Eisenberg


• Amanda Bynes


• Rachel Bilson


• James Maselow


• Logan Lerman ♥ i still love you

Movie Reviews

Being the most amazing Senior 2 English student EVER (cue sarcasm sign), I have compiled some E level reviews…complete with spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors…YAY

Beverley Hills Chihuahua

I wasn’t really watching this movie because Family Guy was on, it was the Star Wars episode…haha. But the best part of the movie…dun dun dun dudun CHIHUAHUA…my household was so annoyed with me singing this over and over and over and over and over again. But you must admit it is catchy. Dun dun dun dudun CHIHUAHUA. It was a weird movie because it was supposed to be romantic but you couldn’t really take it seriously because, I mean, they were dogs. But the Mehican gardener…yum… dun dun dun dudun CHIHUAHUA

Date Night

This movie was actually amazing, actually. Steve Carell and Tina Fey are two of the funniest people around and together, they are unstoppable. And of course Mark Wahlberg, extremely attractive for a man of his age (right up there with Robert Downey Jr…mmm) and of course at the end of the movie, it was coming. They end up in the brothel; it was going to come sooner or later. It wasn’t that bad, it was actually quite funny. Overall, I spent most of the film lolling, which is always sign of a fabulous movie…go watch it now…GO! I have nothing else to say besides that it is really good, really funny movie and Wahlberg is really sexy in it…for an old guy...zip your vagina hoe…

District 9

Hmmm…I knew this movie would be good when the first words on the screen were ‘Peter Jackson Presents’. The graphics were amazing…aah Weta, you’ve done it again. The film was actually quite funny at the beginning the bad South African swearing and I mean, giving an alien an eviction notice…it was really funny. Then it got all serious and story of aliens and humans working together bloomed into a boring and dragging on plot line until I woke up and the movie was finished…so I would recommend watching the first hour or so…I closed my eyes in the middle because it got sort of gross. And his teeth fell out after eating cat food…watch out cats. And I did hear one Kiwi voice amongst the moderately good South African accents…good on ya mate. Overall, the parts of the movie were pretty good, even the serious parts and it must be good, my dad stayed awake through the whole movie and that doesn’t happen often, only in good sci-fi movies.

Valentine's Day

This movie was your cliché romcom movies all mushed into one. You know all-star cast, love hearts, heart breaks, cute little kids, cute old people and happily ever afters. So the most amusing part of the movie, according to me, was that Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift were together…that was pretty funny (walk it off baby walk it off…YOU’RE STILL HOT!). That and the suspense the Bradley Cooper was going to have a full on gay kiss. And knowing that Jessica Alba was a heartless b**** the whole time...Demi still loves you Ashton! And the part in the Indian restaurant…how the mum got the kid to work, classic Indian parent, don’t worry about boys child, all I want is free child labour. Why was the guy that Emma Roberts was with so ugly? And why did he take his undies off? Eek. Anne Hathaway…yea I don’t need to say anything more…go back to being a princess. Right down to business….
Best Couple: Edgar and Estelle…their names are just perfect together
Best Actor: That random Mexican guy that worked at the florist...haha.
Best Actress: Jessica Biel, pretty! Jenifer Garner and of course the Indian chick
Worst Couple: Alba and Kutcher…it was so obvious from the start
Worst Actor: Taylor Launter…he looked so awkward
Worst Actress: Anne Hathaway and Taylor Swift…epic fails (except for YOU’RE STILL HOT…haha)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightening Thief

I told myself, just sit there, watch it with an open mind, there’s no need to comment on every little thing that’s not in the book…of course, being the unruly judgmental Indian kid I am…one who reads all 5 PJ books at least twice a year, could not hold back, providing running commentary, that’s not in the book, who’s that, they’re not supposed to look like that, WHAT IS THIS? But in short…
• That was the Minotaur?
• Why was Gabe not fat?
• Chiron=Pierce Brosnan, puhlease
• Was the Oracle on holiday? Where was it?
• AAAH it’s Medusa, let me whip out my APPLE IPOD to look at her…
• Hades looks like Mick Jagger and was Steve Coogan…meh… it could’ve at least been a more Marilyn Manson look…with Charlie Sheen playing...haha
• Why was Persephone a slut?
• Why were the Gods so God-like? Zeus is meant to be in a suit and Poseidon in short and a tee shirt…not a toga. And why were the chic Gods and dude Gods mixed up…guys on one side, girls on the other…don’t want any dodgy God business going on…
• Really Luke…I know you’re not really that ugly
• Why was Annabeth so pretty??? She’s not supposed to be that pretty...
Yea, and that’s the short list. But big ups for choosing the right kid for Grover, CRACK UP! And Charon was pretty creepy...and the Hydra looked cool, as did Mrs. Dodds. But the best part of the whole movie, drum roll please… YOU DON’T GET PERCY JACKSON LOOKING LIKE THAT IN THE BOOK!! Logan Lerman you can be my demi god hero any day ♥♥♥

Star Trek

Well where do I begin?? Being the almost ultimate Trekkie that I claim to be, it is a memorable addition to the list of movies following the crew of the starship Enterprise as they venture to go where no one has gone before.
The actors are a good bunch of people…I recommend checking out the mash up of Chris Pine and Zachary Quintot’s face on Tumblr…woah. Speaking of Chris Pine, is it me or had he become extremely more appealing than the last of him that I saw in Princess Diaries? Zac Quintot…he got nothing on Mr. Nimoy…who does appear in the film as the alternate version of Spock and of course appears in the most amazing moment of Zac’s life…HE IS VULCAN SALUTED BY LEONARD NIMOY!!!! Sulu is amazing…represent Asian brother. Chekov…I thought his side profile looked cute…until they did a full face shot…where I found to my horror that his head was a bit too wide for my liking…eek. Another thing...please excuse my ignorance, but what was that cute little alien with Scotty?? Yes Scotty, the best Scotsmen since Megan Whitelaw :).
Overall, I found Star Trek to be a very good film on the origins of the starship Enterprise’s crew, and its main players, Kirk and Spock. Nice graphics, nicer (looking) characters, Leonard Nimoy, happily ever after... what more could you want? (WE WANT WILLIAM SHATNER!)

WHOA.

It's a chalk painting by the legendary Edgar Mueller. Crazy.

Could be doing physics homework

The best time to Youtube stuff?  When you have nothing to do or stuff you have to do but don't want to.


Celebrity impressions, and lets be honest, they're pretty accurate.

interesting facts about time spent/wasted.

1. Some guy, Randy Gardner, stayed awake for 264 hours. That's 11 days. Yes, we all know that. BUT, less famous is the controversy that the actual record goes to Maureen Weston, who stayed awake for 449 hours (18 days) in a rocking chair marathon.

2. The average high from marijuana is 2 hours. (unrelated: there's a website called www.hightimes.com. guess what they're all about?)

3. The longest time spent Dancing while Holding Green Cups: 18 minutes, 29 seconds. Pathetic.

4. What can you do in 110 hours and 46 minutes? Adrian Hilton read the complete works of Shakespeare in that time, armed with friends to keep him awake and even advice from NASA on nutrition over the 5 days. Yes, the same organisation that sent man into space.

5. Time spent on the toilet each year, Worldwide.

6.7 billion people x 365.25 days x 10 minutes = 24 500 000 000 000 minutes

That's the equivalent to nearly half a million centuries.

Imagine that.