Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Canada pt 2
So here the living situation. We're staying at my Lola's sisters place and it's just her and her husband. The houses here are so WEIRD! They're really narrow and like 20cm between them. You look into the backyard and they have their own square little gardens.
The showers are pretty random too. Just thought I'd put that inthere.
Woke up at about nine thirty today, didn't have lunch till two and we left the house at like three. I don't know what the plan is but we're going to like the CA Tower or something? Me and rach saw it when we drove in yesterday - it's like a big Auckland Sky Tower.
I love it here. They love to recycle which is GREAT. We drove past a big recycling plant and they have all these recycling bins everywhere. I love it.
I also love the people here. They're all so nice, well except for that bitch ticket lady. And there's like all different nationalities and everything.
There's a blid dog at my feet. He's so pretty and well behaved, I really jut want to pat him, but you know - you can't pat a service dog ! NGAAW he's so cute. Oh damn, he's off now.
Their fashion is really laid back here. You know how in NZ you see chicks walking around with expensive clothes all up themselves? Yeah well you don't get that here.
I'm so bored. It's pitch black outside cause we're underground. You can't see the pretty scenery. It is really pretty here. Like everythings so GREEN and the sky is almost cloudless and BLUE! And it doesn't get dark till like tenish cause it's like the peak of summer. I love it here. It's a bit humid though :/ but all good, the sun's nice.
OMG they have Oreo ice cream sandwiches.
Anyway, I better go, it'll be our stop soon. I really want to know who actually reads this... Facebook wall post me if you do kay? I don't care if I like you or not, or if I even know you - TELL MEEEE !!
Love you all,
ruthdanielle ♥
Canada pt 1.
So I pretty much just woke up after a good twelve hours of sleep. We'd been travelling for fricken 30 hours and I didn't have time for Internet at the other places cause I was either sleeping or eating... The airplane food was sick. It actually was inidentifylable. The sausage might as well have been flour and the egg looked like fricken CHEESE. Not impressed. And the water in LA - disgusting, we take our Wellington water for granted kids, Wellington water is DELICIOUS !
So the LA flight was maybe 11 hours? Watched four movies, slept half an hour. Hah I cried in Dear John, damn Channing Tatum is fiiiiine, cried in PS I Love You, that movie gets me everytime. Cried in Precious ~ self explanitory that one.
Okay so here's how it is.. Me and my sister have to share a bed which is almost a double but not quite for ten days. I don't know how that is going to work but it will.
Breakfast time! I'll be posting later after the days events.
Monday, June 28, 2010
YAY :D
Oh MY GAWD. yay . hehe .
*clap clap* . hehe
and poster and badge available for sale :)
poster - $ 3
badge - $2
GET SOME NOW !!! =D
The Ventures of - RuthDanielle
Hey look, the enter button worked. Ew, I think I'm gonna have to sanitize my hands after this. The keyboard is all oily and everything. I can just imagine some fat person sitting at this chair eating thier oily bacon and eggs and wiping it allover the keyboard. There's a sight for you.
Okay, so the enter button doesn't actually work, I just get by with using the mouse to click down. So what are you all doing right now? School? Oh wait, school hasn't started yet. You know I got up at five today. Great fun that was.
What to write, what to write.
I guess that's all for now. Have fun with school guys.
I'm OUT.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
i’m so mature ~ excuse the spacing and extra stuff, just copy and pasted it
Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez karen, that brother of yours. freeaaaaaaak.
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Grrrr
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RAAAAAAWR *digs sharp claws into girl like features*
*Your Pokemon Ruth was confused and ripped off her hatless snake by accident*
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*william hurt herself in confusion*
Poke trainer Ruth sent out the pokemon Eric Chin.
Ruth has a miss-carriage, GO Wayne Kerr!
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Trainer William has run out of useable pokemon, and he blacks out and cries all the way to the nearest POkecentre but trips on a diglett and cries to his MOMMY. He also gives PokeMaster Ruth all his money because he is an EPIC FAIL.
Poke-Trainer Ruth carries here only two pokeballs Wayne Kerr and Eric Chin with her hatless snake in shame after getting caught entering a strip club for men only.
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William Zhang enters an exclusively female stripping joint and goes unnoticed.
Ruth aka Rostitute, gets put in jail beacause he claimed he was a female prostitute
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william zhang gets his period.
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^^ EPIC WIN.
I'll throw my period at you!!!
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*shoves used tampon down opponent William Zhang's throat*
yes that's right, I WENT THERE.
shuttup gurl, i win already.
In his last strugle, Player 1, William Zhang reaches for Ruth's backpack and surprisingly pulls out her plastic dildo. With his last ounce of strength William stabs and mortally wounds Ruth with her own penis.
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William Zhang fails to realise that Trainer Ruth has been using her alias and her true form emerges from behind and stabs him in the back with a fork. Mewtwo wins again loser.
William Zhang springs out of the bushes and strangles Ruth with a branch while Ruth realises that William has used a ninjustsu that used a wooden substitute
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ruth AKA the greate mew two summons all pokemon to kill william zhang who ends up surrendering because he wet his pants.
William Zhang tears of his pants that were wet by Mewtwos blue blood and straps on a bunnairy as slingshot killing all of the opposing pokemon
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mew two regenerates and laughs at the pantless william zhang.
Mewtwo chokes on his own saliva and William skins her and makes a pair of overalls, WOS LAUGHING NOW!
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mew laughs in the corner, who recuperated the soul of mewtwo and is now ONE with the ruth.
Mew strugles to realise that the person in the mewtwo suit is William Zhang and becomes a servant of him
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mew snaps out of confusion and uses flamethrower.
William Zhang finds a sleeping Luxray and uses it for cover of the pathetic ball of water
TAKE THAT MAN WHORE!!!
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luxray is confused and kills him instead.
G A M E O V E R.
credits roll ......
ruth skips across the screen laughing at the poor william zhang who is unable to recuperate at the pokecentre.
william zhang, time of death; NOW.
you just lost the game loser.
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youlose.
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loser.
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someone just lost the game.
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and her name is william zhang.
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sucker.
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she just wish she had a hatless snake like mine.
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LOSER !
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game over kid.
I see your stuck for words
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I WIN SUCKER. FACE IT. I AM THE VERY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS. TO CATCH THEM WAS MY REAL QUEST TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE. I TRAVELLED ACROSS THE LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE. TAUGHT POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE. yes that's right sucker, go blasting off again in your little twinkle up in the sky, you can't beat me, I AM THE MASTER.
THEN I CHALLENGE YOU TO DOGGEMON, GOTTA FETCH EM ALL!!!
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yeah, GO FETCH EM WILLIAM. ALL OF THEM. AND DON'T COME BACK TILL YOU DO.
I WAST FORCED TO GO, BUT I WIN BITCH!!!
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william wins, and his prize is a trip to the moon but engine failure took his life on the return journey. may he rest in pieces.
THE END.
I won the battle.
Bieberlicious.
Ok, was watching C4 with the 'rents. How cool am I? Mostly, my role was switching channels as soon as er, more adult videos came up. (I realise that I fit into the child category and my parents as the adults, but you know, they need to be protected too.) But it seemed alright. Michael Jackson, tick. Lionel Richie, tick.
And then, guess who's new music video featuring Usher came up? And my parents knew.
Mom: "That's the young Canadian boy who came to New Zealand right?"
Dad (who is less current with these things and quite clueless): "Boy?"
Ah, my parents.
And some more jabs. So, in the video, the girl comes out behind him right?
in an alternate universe, that convo may have gone...
Mom: "Who's that girl Karen?"
Dad: "Which one?"
or..
Mom: "Is the girl supposed to be his altar ego?" (As a second language speaker, she doesn't quite get the meaning of altar ego)
Dad: "Yeah, probably." (Equally clueless, yet so so amusing.)
My parents are the greatest. It must be genes. That would explain it (aka. me)