Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Canada pt 2

Well heeeeelloooo. So I'm currently on the subway it's meant to be a 20 minute ride.  We were on the mrt/train before, dad had a misunderstanding with the stingy ticket lady, golly that was embarrassing - me and rach hid behid a pole the whole time.

So here the living situation. We're staying at my Lola's sisters place and it's just her and her husband.  The houses here are so WEIRD! They're really narrow and like 20cm between them.  You look into the backyard and they have their own square little gardens.

The showers are pretty random too.  Just thought I'd put that inthere.

Woke up at about nine thirty today, didn't have lunch till two and we left the house at like three.  I don't know what the plan is but we're going to like the CA Tower or something?  Me and rach saw it when we drove in yesterday - it's like a big Auckland Sky Tower.

I love it here.  They love to recycle which is GREAT.  We drove past a big recycling plant and they have all these recycling bins everywhere.  I love it.

I also love the people here.  They're all so nice, well except for that bitch ticket lady.  And there's like all different nationalities and everything.

There's a blid dog at my feet.  He's so pretty and well behaved, I really jut want to pat him, but you know - you can't pat a service dog ! NGAAW he's so cute. Oh damn, he's off now.

Their fashion is really laid back here.  You know how in NZ you see chicks walking around with expensive clothes all up themselves? Yeah well you don't get that here.

I'm so bored. It's pitch black outside cause we're underground.  You can't see the pretty scenery.  It is really pretty here.  Like everythings so GREEN and the sky is almost cloudless and BLUE!  And it doesn't get dark till like tenish cause it's like the peak of summer.  I love it here.  It's a bit humid though :/ but all good, the sun's nice.

OMG they have Oreo ice cream sandwiches. 

Anyway, I better go, it'll be our stop soon.  I really want to know who actually reads this... Facebook wall post me if you do kay? I don't care if I like you or not, or if I even know you - TELL MEEEE !!

Love you all,
ruthdanielle ♥

Canada pt 1.

Oh hey there! So we're in canadaaaaa right now, staying at Lola's sisters place and guess what ?!?! FREE WiFi !!! But Im stuck on my iPod so I'm not ire how long these posts are gonna get.

So I pretty much just woke up after a good twelve hours of sleep. We'd been travelling for fricken 30 hours and I didn't have time for Internet at the other places cause I was either sleeping or eating... The airplane food was sick. It actually was inidentifylable. The sausage might as well have been flour and the egg looked like fricken CHEESE. Not impressed. And the water in LA - disgusting, we take our Wellington water for granted kids, Wellington water is DELICIOUS !

So the LA flight was maybe 11 hours? Watched four movies, slept half an hour. Hah I cried in Dear John, damn Channing Tatum is fiiiiine, cried in PS I Love You, that movie gets me everytime. Cried in Precious ~ self explanitory that one.

Okay so here's how it is.. Me and my sister have to share a bed which is almost a double but not quite for ten days. I don't know how that is going to work but it will.

Breakfast time! I'll be posting later after the days events.

Monday, June 28, 2010

YAY :D

If you google " oh my bored ", we are the second one !! :D
Oh MY GAWD. yay . hehe .
*clap clap* . hehe

and poster and badge available for sale :)
poster - $ 3
badge - $2

GET SOME NOW !!! =D

The Ventures of - RuthDanielle

Hey guys, so I thought it'd be nice to keep you all updated on what's going on.  I'm not sure how often I'll be able to post and all, I'm hoping that there'll be decent Wi-Fi hotspots around.  Wellington Airport is so shit.  I just paid five bucks for half an hours worth of internet.  I've still got an hour till my flight so I thought I might as well.  The stupid enter button on this key board doesn't work so I think I'm gonna have to just do it all in one paragraph, boy would Mrs Parish love that.  Okay, so Dad's already started his stressing regime that he does everytime we travel.  It's torture I tell you.  He gets all panicky and it's like CALM THE HECK DOWN.  Geez, it's not THAT stressful. 

Hey look, the enter button worked.  Ew, I think I'm gonna have to sanitize my hands after this.  The keyboard is all oily and everything.  I can just imagine some fat person sitting at this chair eating thier oily bacon and eggs and wiping it allover the keyboard.  There's a sight for you.

Okay, so the enter button doesn't actually work, I just get by with using the mouse to click down.  So what are you all doing right now?  School?  Oh wait, school hasn't started yet.  You know I got up at five today.  Great fun that was.

What to write, what to write. 

I guess that's all for now.  Have fun with school guys.


I'm OUT.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

i’m so mature ~ excuse the spacing and extra stuff, just copy and pasted it

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez karen, that brother of yours. freeaaaaaaak.

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William ZhangWilliam Zhang

Grrrr

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo BenitezRuth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

RAAAAAAWR *digs sharp claws into girl like features*

William ZhangWilliam Zhang

*Your Pokemon Ruth was confused and ripped off her hatless snake by accident*

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

*william hurt herself in confusion*

William ZhangWilliam Zhang

Poke trainer Ruth sent out the pokemon Eric Chin.

William ZhangWilliam Zhang

Ruth has a miss-carriage, GO Wayne Kerr!

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo BenitezRuth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

Trainer William has run out of useable pokemon, and he blacks out and cries all the way to the nearest POkecentre but trips on a diglett and cries to his MOMMY. He also gives PokeMaster Ruth all his money because he is an EPIC FAIL.

William Zhang William Zhang

Poke-Trainer Ruth carries here only two pokeballs Wayne Kerr and Eric Chin with her hatless snake in shame after getting caught entering a strip club for men only.

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

William Zhang enters an exclusively female stripping joint and goes unnoticed.

William ZhangWilliam Zhang

Ruth aka Rostitute, gets put in jail beacause he claimed he was a female prostitute

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo BenitezRuth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

william zhang gets his period.

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Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo BenitezRuth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

^^ EPIC WIN.

William ZhangWilliam Zhang

I'll throw my period at you!!!

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

*shoves used tampon down opponent William Zhang's throat*
yes that's right, I WENT THERE.
shuttup gurl, i win already.

William Zhang William Zhang

In his last strugle, Player 1, William Zhang reaches for Ruth's backpack and surprisingly pulls out her plastic dildo. With his last ounce of strength William stabs and mortally wounds Ruth with her own penis.

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

William Zhang fails to realise that Trainer Ruth has been using her alias and her true form emerges from behind and stabs him in the back with a fork. Mewtwo wins again loser.

William Zhang William Zhang

William Zhang springs out of the bushes and strangles Ruth with a branch while Ruth realises that William has used a ninjustsu that used a wooden substitute

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

ruth AKA the greate mew two summons all pokemon to kill william zhang who ends up surrendering because he wet his pants.

William Zhang William Zhang

William Zhang tears of his pants that were wet by Mewtwos blue blood and straps on a bunnairy as slingshot killing all of the opposing pokemon

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

mew two regenerates and laughs at the pantless william zhang.

William ZhangWilliam Zhang

Mewtwo chokes on his own saliva and William skins her and makes a pair of overalls, WOS LAUGHING NOW!

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mew laughs in the corner, who recuperated the soul of mewtwo and is now ONE with the ruth.

William Zhang William Zhang

Mew strugles to realise that the person in the mewtwo suit is William Zhang and becomes a servant of him

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

mew snaps out of confusion and uses flamethrower.

William Zhang William Zhang

William Zhang finds a sleeping Luxray and uses it for cover of the pathetic ball of water

William ZhangWilliam Zhang

TAKE THAT MAN WHORE!!!

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo BenitezRuth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

luxray is confused and kills him instead.
G A M E O V E R.
credits roll ......
ruth skips across the screen laughing at the poor william zhang who is unable to recuperate at the pokecentre.
william zhang, time of death; NOW.
you just lost the game loser.

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo BenitezRuth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

youlose.

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo BenitezRuth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

loser.

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo BenitezRuth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

someone just lost the game.

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo BenitezRuth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

and her name is william zhang.

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo BenitezRuth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

sucker.

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo BenitezRuth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

she just wish she had a hatless snake like mine.

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo BenitezRuth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

LOSER !

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo BenitezRuth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

game over kid.

William ZhangWilliam Zhang

I see your stuck for words

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo BenitezRuth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

I WIN SUCKER. FACE IT. I AM THE VERY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS. TO CATCH THEM WAS MY REAL QUEST TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE. I TRAVELLED ACROSS THE LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE. TAUGHT POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE. yes that's right sucker, go blasting off again in your little twinkle up in the sky, you can't beat me, I AM THE MASTER.

William ZhangWilliam Zhang

THEN I CHALLENGE YOU TO DOGGEMON, GOTTA FETCH EM ALL!!!

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo BenitezRuth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

yeah, GO FETCH EM WILLIAM. ALL OF THEM. AND DON'T COME BACK TILL YOU DO.

William ZhangWilliam Zhang

I WAST FORCED TO GO, BUT I WIN BITCH!!!

Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo BenitezRuth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez

william wins, and his prize is a trip to the moon but engine failure took his life on the return journey. may he rest in pieces.

THE END.

 

I won the battle.

Bieberlicious.

*excuse me while I go empty my stomach contents*

Ok, was watching C4 with the 'rents. How cool am I? Mostly, my role was switching channels as soon as er, more adult videos came up. (I realise that I fit into the child category and my parents as the adults, but you know, they need to be protected too.) But it seemed alright. Michael Jackson, tick. Lionel Richie, tick.

And then, guess who's new music video featuring Usher came up? And my parents knew.

Mom: "That's the young Canadian boy who came to New Zealand right?"
Dad (who is less current with these things and quite clueless): "Boy?"

Ah, my parents.

And some more jabs. So, in the video, the girl comes out behind him right?

in an alternate universe, that convo may have gone...
Mom: "Who's that girl Karen?"
Dad: "Which one?"

or..

Mom: "Is the girl supposed to be his altar ego?" (As a second language speaker, she doesn't quite get the meaning of altar ego)
Dad: "Yeah, probably." (Equally clueless, yet so so amusing.)

My parents are the greatest. It must be genes. That would explain it (aka. me)

What's the worst show on TV?

Two and a half men. Sorry, but that's not even funny.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

 
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