Ruth-Danielle Santo Domingo Benitez karen, that brother of yours. freeaaaaaaak.
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Grrrr
RAAAAAAWR *digs sharp claws into girl like features*
*Your Pokemon Ruth was confused and ripped off her hatless snake by accident*
*william hurt herself in confusion*
Poke trainer Ruth sent out the pokemon Eric Chin.
Ruth has a miss-carriage, GO Wayne Kerr!
Trainer William has run out of useable pokemon, and he blacks out and cries all the way to the nearest POkecentre but trips on a diglett and cries to his MOMMY. He also gives PokeMaster Ruth all his money because he is an EPIC FAIL.
Poke-Trainer Ruth carries here only two pokeballs Wayne Kerr and Eric Chin with her hatless snake in shame after getting caught entering a strip club for men only.
William Zhang enters an exclusively female stripping joint and goes unnoticed.
Ruth aka Rostitute, gets put in jail beacause he claimed he was a female prostitute
william zhang gets his period.
^^ EPIC WIN.
I'll throw my period at you!!!
*shoves used tampon down opponent William Zhang's throat*
yes that's right, I WENT THERE.
shuttup gurl, i win already.
In his last strugle, Player 1, William Zhang reaches for Ruth's backpack and surprisingly pulls out her plastic dildo. With his last ounce of strength William stabs and mortally wounds Ruth with her own penis.
William Zhang fails to realise that Trainer Ruth has been using her alias and her true form emerges from behind and stabs him in the back with a fork. Mewtwo wins again loser.
William Zhang springs out of the bushes and strangles Ruth with a branch while Ruth realises that William has used a ninjustsu that used a wooden substitute
ruth AKA the greate mew two summons all pokemon to kill william zhang who ends up surrendering because he wet his pants.
William Zhang tears of his pants that were wet by Mewtwos blue blood and straps on a bunnairy as slingshot killing all of the opposing pokemon
mew two regenerates and laughs at the pantless william zhang.
Mewtwo chokes on his own saliva and William skins her and makes a pair of overalls, WOS LAUGHING NOW!
mew laughs in the corner, who recuperated the soul of mewtwo and is now ONE with the ruth.
Mew strugles to realise that the person in the mewtwo suit is William Zhang and becomes a servant of him
mew snaps out of confusion and uses flamethrower.
William Zhang finds a sleeping Luxray and uses it for cover of the pathetic ball of water
TAKE THAT MAN WHORE!!!
luxray is confused and kills him instead.
G A M E O V E R.
credits roll ......
ruth skips across the screen laughing at the poor william zhang who is unable to recuperate at the pokecentre.
william zhang, time of death; NOW.
you just lost the game loser.
youlose.
loser.
someone just lost the game.
and her name is william zhang.
sucker.
she just wish she had a hatless snake like mine.
LOSER !
game over kid.
I see your stuck for words
I WIN SUCKER. FACE IT. I AM THE VERY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS. TO CATCH THEM WAS MY REAL QUEST TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE. I TRAVELLED ACROSS THE LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE. TAUGHT POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE. yes that's right sucker, go blasting off again in your little twinkle up in the sky, you can't beat me, I AM THE MASTER.
THEN I CHALLENGE YOU TO DOGGEMON, GOTTA FETCH EM ALL!!!
yeah, GO FETCH EM WILLIAM. ALL OF THEM. AND DON'T COME BACK TILL YOU DO.
I WAST FORCED TO GO, BUT I WIN BITCH!!!
william wins, and his prize is a trip to the moon but engine failure took his life on the return journey. may he rest in pieces.
THE END.
I won the battle.
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