James Bond (ahem, Jaws) - Top 5 Moments

5. SEEING JAWS FOR THE FIRST TIME
Its just a classic, 'wtf is up with his teeth?'
And instant 'OMG i love him..he'll rip your arm off!!!!'

4. WHEN 007 THROWS JAWS OUT THE TRAIN WINDOW
its sad cz its lyk 'nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, jaaaaaaaaaws!'
but then u just move on ....T.T

3. WEN JAWS RETURNS!!
he jsut appears out of no where nd its lyk 'woah...dude u were dead
nd then its lyk 'yuuuuus'

2. WEN JAWS MEETS THAT CHIC
its lyk this chic with freckles, and two sticky outy ponytails
nd ur lyk 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw'
nd then they're left in outer space nd its lyk 'wtf 007, f*n take the with u!!!!!'
nd then ur all depressed lyk until there lyk "two ppl have been found NASA is going up to get them..."
nd ur lyk BOO YAH

1. THE MAORI GUY!!!
the best mo is defnitly the bro
its lyk evil guy: kill her with this gun
maori evil henchman: nah bro, i'll jsut use the laser
we were watching this nd lyk "hey that guy looks maori...'
nd thn 'OMFB HE IS MAORI...........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

yes this is what happens evry saturday nite at my household..fun fun