Let me spam your page; 10 Movies You Should Never Watch

 

Twilight

Need I say more?  Ew, I just watched Robert Pattinson confess on the EllenDeGeneres show that he has nits.  Lovely.  *pukes*  I don’t see the potential in casting a hobo in a movie, or in fact casting a movie that involves some pastey, socially inept girl with an obsession with her bloodsucker boyfriend.  And what’s worse (Robert Pattinson’s laugh pisses me off, in the ‘it’s really cute but i hate him so i have to hate it’ way, did you know he did ballet until he was 10?)  I used to loved the whole vampire/werewolf thing.  You know, with the whole Underworld scene and that other movie which I forgot the name but it has Ryan Reynolds and Wesley Snipes… UMMMM.

The Informant (2009)

Now first of all, it’s got the one and only Matt Damon.  Now naturally I wouldn’t be repulsed by such an actor, but ever since Math Damon… well…  But even if you are a big Matt Damon fan I definitely don’t recommend this movie.  It’s like… Monday assembly, it’s only purpose is to torture you till the very end.

I Know Who Killed Me

I haven’t actually seen it.  But I saw it in our shelves.  Lindsay Lohan.

Bolt.

This dog can’t dance.  And the voice of Miley Cyrus annoys me.

Watchmen

I don’t get it.  So the guy died.  Where’s Gerard Butler?

Sorry, I’ve lost all inspiration.  Maybe I’ll finish it one day.  Maybe I won’t.  n_n