An Overheard Converstation

Here's how it went down...
G1:OMG
G2: OMG waaaaaat?!!
G1: you know this chic
G2:yaaaa
G1: wel she totally takes all my clothes
G2: OMGeeeee
G1: well wen she comes to my house, which is lyk aaaaaaaaaal the tym, she lyk totally takes all my shit
G2:oooooommmmgeeeeeeeeee
G1: so she as all of my shyte at her house
G2: wat a loooser
G1: nd then, i realised that she totally took a pair of my knickers (um no comment)
G2: =OOO
G1: nd then im lyk 'biatch, can u giv them back??', nd then she totally did, but the wrong pair!
G2: wait, so she brought her own undies??
G1: no, they were another par of miiiiine!
G2: why did she have pairs of ur knickers?
G1: weeeeell (okay that didnt happen, but...it was implied)
okay, this all happened while i was in the changing room, i change alot quicker now...=D