BlogLight . introducing… ZhangstahGangstahh.

Some people say she’s an autobot, with the capacity of a calculator, dictionary and the typical Beiberfever bedridden fangirl.

It’s clear, she’ll deny it, but Karen has an obsession with Justin Beiber.  I haven’t come across anyone who mentions him as much as she does.  And her knowledge on the poor kid is AMAZING.  She picks up on the details that the naked eye couldn’t.  I bet, if she ever came into contact with him, she’d chase him down the street with those 3-inch heels of hers, and her nail him down.  Maybe I’m over exaggerating.  Maybe I’m barely skimming the surface.  Maybe no words can describe her obsession with Justin Beiber.

Karen is a fricken GENIUS.  You know what?  Ever since she came to Chilton I’ve only been SECOND BEST!  And you know what’s worse?!  I actually have to STUDY to get high grades, she just sits there in math’s class laughing. 

That’s another thing.  Her laugh.  It’s craaazy.  And she does this weird hand flapping gesture with it as well.  Crazy girl she is.  She’s got other random mannerisms too.  Like thumbs up.  And the whole hands to the chest/boob area.  Of course this is her own hands on her own chest.  Wait, this is starting to sound wrong.  Let me start that one again.  Okay, so whenever Karen is somewhat flattered, she does this whole ‘oh thankyou’ / *sigh* then she puts her hands against her chest like you do when you sing ‘i love you, you love me, we’re a happy family’ < yes I was an avid barney fan >.  And she does this aaaaall the time.  We make fun of her for it.  Anyway.  I hope you get the picture. 

Karen is like, the queen of sarcasm and put downs.  She’s like everything your primary school teacher tells you not to be.  She so quick with her words and her putdowns.  AND yeah.

BAdmintooon sleaze.  This chicka is like the Leonardo da Vinci of badminton.  I love being on her team, at least then I don’t have to play against her.  Man she could whip yo’ASS anyday.

 

I can’t be bothered writing more soooo I’ll leave you with this.

A lithargy (I don’t know what this word means but it sounds cool) on Karen Zhang, Mr Burrows style.

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