Extreme Sports

Jumping off cliffs with jagged, jagged rock sides, I understand. But this? Just plain dumb.

Guess what I saw on Chinese tv today? A new sport, maybe you've heard of it, One Legged Girl Fight. No, not a handicapped version of a Justin Bieber video, not at all. Instead, (fortunately?) 2 woman "wrestle" in a ring holding up one leg. They use the other leg to hop, and the one held up is used to try and knock the other girl down. Sounds like something my brother would try, to be honest.

It's not even just a clip of some tryhard invention sport either. It's fully sponsored, fully competitive. There's an official ref, hundreds of fans sitting around waving mini triangular flags, the whole lot. All this, to see one biatch kick another. Man. If they wanted that, you could've just looked up Paris Hilton on Youtube.

And the funniest thing, it's main sponsor? A company that produces educational programs. Because yes, if you use their equipment, your daughter will become a world class leg fighter.

It's what you've always wanted.