Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Yes, I created a quiz and answered it myself.

a. What is the most racist part of you?

hmm. probably my elbow. :) actually, like, a thing you do? ok. So. If i were an airport security guard, i would be deeply suspicious of that asian guy with the beard. coz either he's a hippy (weed-alert) or he's that runaway wife killer. since asians should really not have a beard in any other situation. especially the women.

b. What is the least racist part of you?

my parents like Lionel Richie. no wait, that's my parents least racist thing. oh well. that's all i've got really.

c. Maybe we should stop discussing racism. I see this is becoming quite a habit.

maybe you should SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

d. I think your appalling behaviour is uncalled for.

and who are you, the speech police?

e. ehhem. Once you've calmed down, I'd like you to answer this, What is... the 10th digit of Pi?

5?

f. Incorrect. I supposed you failed to account for the 3 at the beginning. The right answer is 3.

*twitch* This must be the most retarded self therapy session EVER.

g. That'll be 79 dollars then. Would you like to pay by cash or credit card?

=='.... Cash.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Why does my shampoo have formaldehyde in it?

Now my friends is the time to worry.....
technically the holidays only began today seeing as the weekend doesn't count......
.......already chomped up sixteen hours playing Dragon Age.....
.......watched the entire first season of The Big Bang Theory.....
......had a serious conversation about shampoo with my reflection......
.......you think i'm kidding don't you?


.......oh dear

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Have you ever been fired? If so, why?

Funny story that. I was walking through a flaming doorway, and then I got on fire. Then, I had to shapeshift into the flaming man. AND THEN, of I course I was on fire.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

What does LCM stand for?

lowest common multiple.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

this blog seems quite well, dead, please post something, i am reduced to doing homework o_O

Yeah, well, I don't see you out there slaying Darkspawn... I'M A LEVEL 13 MAGE !! bitch.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

You know you're racist when ...

when you write about "you know you're asian when..."

TEEHEE.

You know you're ASIAN when....

White people honk at you on the road for no reason.

Calling your pet for dinner has an ENTIRELY different meaning.

Your parents were always disappointed you didn't become a doctor.

You know that Indians are in fact, Asians too.

People automatically assume you do martial arts.

Your last name is Wang, Park or Patel.

When White people try to pronounce your name, they put on an accent that makes them sound constipated.

Your parents tell you to lose weight so they can save petrol.

When you go a White friend's house for dinner, rice is served.

You carry chopsticks with you everywhere for reasons above.

You're the only one able to pretend you come from a different country and speak no english when a substitute teacher is in.

You can pull off the emo look naturally.

When your face is pulled back, you still look the same.

You haggle for toilet paper.

You can navigate through Chinatown by smell only.

You use the same pen until all the ink runs out. All of it.
 
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