Yes, I created a quiz and answered it myself.

a. What is the most racist part of you?

hmm. probably my elbow. :) actually, like, a thing you do? ok. So. If i were an airport security guard, i would be deeply suspicious of that asian guy with the beard. coz either he's a hippy (weed-alert) or he's that runaway wife killer. since asians should really not have a beard in any other situation. especially the women.

b. What is the least racist part of you?

my parents like Lionel Richie. no wait, that's my parents least racist thing. oh well. that's all i've got really.

c. Maybe we should stop discussing racism. I see this is becoming quite a habit.

maybe you should SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

d. I think your appalling behaviour is uncalled for.

and who are you, the speech police?

e. ehhem. Once you've calmed down, I'd like you to answer this, What is... the 10th digit of Pi?

5?

f. Incorrect. I supposed you failed to account for the 3 at the beginning. The right answer is 3.

*twitch* This must be the most retarded self therapy session EVER.

g. That'll be 79 dollars then. Would you like to pay by cash or credit card?

=='.... Cash.