You know you're ASIAN when....

White people honk at you on the road for no reason.

Calling your pet for dinner has an ENTIRELY different meaning.

Your parents were always disappointed you didn't become a doctor.

You know that Indians are in fact, Asians too.

People automatically assume you do martial arts.

Your last name is Wang, Park or Patel.

When White people try to pronounce your name, they put on an accent that makes them sound constipated.

Your parents tell you to lose weight so they can save petrol.

When you go a White friend's house for dinner, rice is served.

You carry chopsticks with you everywhere for reasons above.

You're the only one able to pretend you come from a different country and speak no english when a substitute teacher is in.

You can pull off the emo look naturally.

When your face is pulled back, you still look the same.

You haggle for toilet paper.

You can navigate through Chinatown by smell only.

You use the same pen until all the ink runs out. All of it.