Disturbing consequences of boredom

I was about to write a post about another overheard conversation but I realised I seem to write alot about them (No i don't go around evesdropping but a lot of people just assume you can't hear anything when you're wearing headphones). So instead, something new, or at least not the same.
 I was casually browsing through the yellow pages this afternoon (as per usual) and I don't know if you realise this but there is a section in there for escorts....directly following the section on entertainment and recreation (which FYI was the section i was looking for - paintballing).
Obviously it's ordered alphabetically but imagine the horror of an eight year old kid looking up the laser force phone number for their birthday party and stumbling across a page full of half naked women?


'Have one or more of our quality girls pamper you, we visit home/hotel/motel'

'Pleasure and satisfaction for the discerning gentleman'

What is this??!
Am I the only one who thinks this is totally inapropriate and disturbing?
The Yellow Pages needs a R16 rating.


Something else also wrong with the world: Teachers that try to be cool and use slang. I don't think i need to even elaborate on that one because we all know how wrong that is.