FE FI FO FUM!!!!! Blargh I'm a GIANT!!!!

You obviously can't tell this but i'm typing REALLY fast.  Wow i'm on an amazing sugar high!!!  My brain is in spastic mode!!!  So i was thinking about how i'm a really lazy person, as in the 'god the remote is too far to reach, i'll just keep watching this rerun of Hannah Montanna on Disney Channel' kind of lazy.  I even felt the need to take a three hour nap today even though that means there's now no hope of getting to sleep before midnight.
Yeah i'm rambling now, point was that I kinda thought maybe it's not so healthy to be this inactive all the time so i googled possible causes for being tired all the time and folks, it's not looking good.  


Possible causes for fatigue:  
Hypothyroidism
Diabetes
Kidney disease
Cushing's disease
HIV - pretty sure this doesn't apply for me....I don't share needles (sorry bad joke, blame the sugar)
Congestive heart failure
coronary artery disease
chronic obstructive pulmonary disease


Am I making a point?  They shouldn't have these sites where you can diagnose yourself because people just end up freaking themselves out.  Kinda like I am now.  But i'm sure the feeling of impending doom will pass (PTSD?).  
Grrrrr on another note - try going to your local bookshop.  Look in the young adult/teen fiction area.  Do you see a pattern??  As in the entire shelf full of books about freaking vampires, werewolves, fairies, and fallen angels??  What is wrong with the world?!  Can I please buy a book without getting a face full of unoriginal vampire love stories that have detailed make out scenes and no plot?!!!
(takes deep breath)
You know what, i'll save my vampire rant for later, maybe when my brain is functioning more normally.