I must be some kind of psycho. I mean, psychic.

So I was at a supermarket, and carefully examining the toothpaste, when some shelf stocker said

"think the 12 hour protection is the one you're looking for." With an Irish accent.

"oh yeah?" what was he? some kind of super-employee-of-the-month?

"use it myself." and smiled toothfully. gross, yellow. not exactly the best advertisement for the toothpaste. and then, for some reason, I am looking at the toothpaste box, and there is a clock with every hour showing a feature of the paste.

"and what happens when you oversleep your 7 o'clock alarm and brush too late?"

-he looks at the clock too-

"I guess you'd miss out on the plaque removal then."

FULLY SERIOUSLY.

Oh, did I mention this was a dream? And I guess I shouldn't be too surprised, after all, this happened in Pak'n'Save.

But the weird thing is: There IS a clocky thing on the toothpaste, and the 7:00 one IS Remove build up Plaque.

ISN'T THAT WEIRD? SUPER WEIRD?

I would have announced myself a mystic right then if it weren't for the fact that I remembered reading it the day before.