It's WAR.
War on Terror - Excessive paranoia, see: George Bush.
Coup - ironic. In a coop, the chickens go in, but in a coup, the chickens get out.
Death - the longest thing everyone has to wait for.
Miley Cyrus - invention of the Taliban to take the attention off the middle east while they plot sneakily and talk about the latest Top Model scandal.
Just War - Yes; your all-loving, all-caring deity DOES want you to kill other people for him/her/them.
Showing posts with label OMG Definitions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label OMG Definitions. Show all posts
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Saturday, February 12, 2011
OMG 2
Long awaited are we, but salvation comes in glorious waves for the thirsty, in artful prose for the appreciative, in heavy mascara tubes for the emo!
lolz.
and for futher entertainment, we define the Pees.
Paranoia - perfectly legitimate in today's society. especially after the invention of big macs, and those security cameras that seem to follow you everywhere, like the eyes of the mona lisa.
Punctuation - nonexistent. see: that one facebook friend who insists on writing not only in txt, but with no full stops, commas, respect for other people etc... also: "lets eat Grandpa". Tragic, really.
Perverse - the price of marijuana nowadays. "I remember a time when they used to throw it out by the pound, t'was so cheap. Even used it 'fer fire kindling. Always had the best campfire stories, we did," your Grandpa says. Lucky you didn't eat him eh? Since drugs make the meat all twangy.
Personal Space - The excuse you make as a fat, sweaty old guy tries to sit next to you on the bus. Which I could also have used as another 'p' word, you know. ;)
Perpetual Motion - your stomach, while on the loo, after you've eaten a dodgy taco.
lolz.
and for futher entertainment, we define the Pees.
Paranoia - perfectly legitimate in today's society. especially after the invention of big macs, and those security cameras that seem to follow you everywhere, like the eyes of the mona lisa.
Punctuation - nonexistent. see: that one facebook friend who insists on writing not only in txt, but with no full stops, commas, respect for other people etc... also: "lets eat Grandpa". Tragic, really.
Perverse - the price of marijuana nowadays. "I remember a time when they used to throw it out by the pound, t'was so cheap. Even used it 'fer fire kindling. Always had the best campfire stories, we did," your Grandpa says. Lucky you didn't eat him eh? Since drugs make the meat all twangy.
Personal Space - The excuse you make as a fat, sweaty old guy tries to sit next to you on the bus. Which I could also have used as another 'p' word, you know. ;)
Perpetual Motion - your stomach, while on the loo, after you've eaten a dodgy taco.
Friday, February 4, 2011
OMG - a contemporary dictionary
That's right, I'm writing my own dictionary. Once a week, there will be 5 new entries. (btw OMG= of my generation, not actually amazingly shocking... although...)
This week's definitions:
Study Leave - Extended holidays
Underqualified - The majority of supermarket checkout operators
Beliebers - An unfortunate side effect of extended exposure to radiation in the 21st Century
Nutrients - That which is woefully lacking in KFC
Lacklustre - Your disappointment upon purchasing CZ earrings
Stay tuned for more: OMG Definitions!
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