OMG 3

It's WAR.

War on Terror - Excessive paranoia, see: George Bush.

Coup - ironic. In a coop, the chickens go in, but in a coup, the chickens get out.

Death - the longest thing everyone has to wait for.

Miley Cyrus - invention of the Taliban to take the attention off the middle east while they plot sneakily and talk about the latest Top Model scandal.

Just War - Yes; your all-loving, all-caring deity DOES want you to kill other people for him/her/them.