An Epiphany.

I figured out that I don’t like homework because it’s work that I do at home.  I like homework because I like procrastinating, and I can’t really procrastinate if I haven’t got anything to put off till later.  And maybe also that adrenaline rush I get in the mornings when I do my homework super speedingly fast.

On another note.

You know that cool lil’ thing we have down there, the one that tells us who’s been visiting and where they’re from?  Yeah well lately I’ve been noticing this…

I’m sorry but are you all seriously Google-ing what happens when you drink dishwashing detergent?  And what even compels you to do such a thing?

“Oh I’m thirsty, let’s look in the fridge! … Milk, water, juice, Coke… Nahhh.  Let’s drink detergent instead!”

I mean seriously, who does that?  Or at least, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU!?