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my face literally did this ( :* ) when I was finishing my Greek Tales book.

Who wants to hear of the almighty Hercules/Heracles? Well, gather round, children.

After killing all the scary monsters and completing the hardest 12 tasks OF ALL TIME, he ended up a slave to a Queen Omphale where he was forced to wear women's clothing and weave clothes.

YES, HERCULES BECAME A TRANNY.

thus ends the story of perhaps the greatest hero ever.