OMG 2

Long awaited are we, but salvation comes in glorious waves for the thirsty, in artful prose for the appreciative, in heavy mascara tubes for the emo!

lolz.

and for futher entertainment, we define the Pees.

Paranoia - perfectly legitimate in today's society. especially after the invention of big macs, and those security cameras that seem to follow you everywhere, like the eyes of the mona lisa.

Punctuation - nonexistent. see: that one facebook friend who insists on writing not only in txt, but with no full stops, commas, respect for other people etc... also: "lets eat Grandpa". Tragic, really.

Perverse - the price of marijuana nowadays. "I remember a time when they used to throw it out by the pound, t'was so cheap. Even used it 'fer fire kindling. Always had the best campfire stories, we did," your Grandpa says. Lucky you didn't eat him eh? Since drugs make the meat all twangy.

Personal Space - The excuse you make as a fat, sweaty old guy tries to sit next to you on the bus. Which I could also have used as another 'p' word, you know. ;)

Perpetual Motion - your stomach, while on the loo, after you've eaten a dodgy taco.