Don't get your knickers in a twist

I know I've said this before but people really need to know what words really mean when they use them.
Let's use the word 'literally' - the Oxford English Dictionary definition: 
Literally - adverb
In a literal manner or sense;exactly.
EXACTLY. That means WITHOUT exaggeration.  So when your friend tells you 'Oh my god I literally peed myself laughing' that sentence really means they actually urinated while they were laughing.  Which hopefully, was not the case. 


Also, why do people say things like 'keep your hair on' and 'don't get your knickers in a twist' when you get mad?
Do you know anyone who stats twisting their underwear when they get fustrated?  How would they even manage to do that?!  And keep you hair on? ON? as if my hair where simply placed on my head and very easy to remove?  Yes, everytime I get upset, I remove my hair - because I can do that.  My God.

Hey...

Here i am...no i didn't die...
well i am someone else's house..who it doesn't matter but all i know is that THEY HAVE A MOUSE WITH WATER AND A LITTLE RUBBER DUCKIE IN IT!!!
EPIC!

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my face literally did this ( :* ) when I was finishing my Greek Tales book.

Who wants to hear of the almighty Hercules/Heracles? Well, gather round, children.

After killing all the scary monsters and completing the hardest 12 tasks OF ALL TIME, he ended up a slave to a Queen Omphale where he was forced to wear women's clothing and weave clothes.

YES, HERCULES BECAME A TRANNY.

thus ends the story of perhaps the greatest hero ever.

OMG 3

It's WAR.

War on Terror - Excessive paranoia, see: George Bush.

Coup - ironic. In a coop, the chickens go in, but in a coup, the chickens get out.

Death - the longest thing everyone has to wait for.

Miley Cyrus - invention of the Taliban to take the attention off the middle east while they plot sneakily and talk about the latest Top Model scandal.

Just War - Yes; your all-loving, all-caring deity DOES want you to kill other people for him/her/them.

I've had a crush on you for awhile but I couldn't admit it.. I took a picture of your name written on my body and put it here: www.bit.ly/h1sQWw?799975523 sign up and search for ohmybored guess who i am

ahhh. a freak?

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Silly Me.

There is a reason why I’m writing a blog at six thirty in the morning.  It was a series of events really.  There is a reason why I’m ready to go to school at six thirty in the morning.  Same series of events.

So if you’ve been keeping up to date, you’ll know that last night I got myself into a bit of a pickle with my parents.  I half patched it up with my dad when I did some work for him and amazed him with my Photoshop skills.  And for that I earned $30.  (Actually, that’s kinda what the spat was about – none of them had bothered following up on the IRD number thingymabob that I had applied for months ago.. But that’s not the point…)  But my mom’s kind of scary so I thought I’d just lock myself in my room and wallow in my own self-pity.

And then I came up with this plan.  This plan that could avoid having to confront those glaring eyes altogether until tonight, a time by which she would’ve calmed down and such. 

Here’s the plan.

Luckily, my sister has to be at school by 7:30 this morn.  And I have to cut this short because I’m in a rush.  But anyway, so I woke up at 5:30 (I don’t even know why I bother to tell you all this nonsense…) was showered, dressed and ready by 6.  Amazing.  I’m usually a procrastinator when it comes to waking up (amongst other things…) usually waking up at the latest possible moment that would still allow me for a decent lengthed shower..

Gotta fly.  Hope you enjoyed wasting a few minutes of your life on this!

Social Experiment

People Google ridiculous things – like ‘is it bad to drink dishwashing detergent’

Well of course it isn’t..

See that?  That’s the disapproving face of Mr Felton himself.  MALFOY IS NOT AMUSED.

I mean COME ON PEOPLE.  YOU DO NOT DRINK DETERGENT.
But enough of that. 

Anyway, I thought I’d try this out and see if other people will come onto our blog just because they Google random things…  Excuse the randomness, but I’m currently locked in my room because I shouted at the rents because they were arguing with each other like little children, and now I’m too scared to face the fury.  ANYWAY.  (And if you’re serious about getting some answers, I’ve linked them up for you.)

• I eat my toenails, is that bad?
• Songs to sing in the shower?
• Can I teach my dog english?
• I talk to my bedsheets, is that weird?
• My computer fell on the ground, is it broken?
• Is my finger itchy?
• No, my finger is not itchy.
• Is Superman gay?
• Is Pikachu real?
• Is Edward Cullen a mermaid?

And if you’ve landed here because of your Googling… Well…

Enough said.