diS maeks Mee s0und lyKee Ae reTaRD

This is what i received in a txt message today.


'hEy ther d00d. wutt Yew uPp teW?'


Don't get me wrong, i use txt language like everybody else but this really is taking it too far.  
Tew? TEW?! What the hell?! You just used three letters to spell a two letter word!! Doesn't that kind of go against the whole 'shortening words to fit in a txt' thing?
And random capitilization?  There is no need to put capital letters in the MIDDLE of a word!  
Let me just clarify, dude has the SAME number of letters as dood except that dude is an ACTUAL word.  This also applies for 'wutt'.  And yew? It's a species of tree for crying out loud!


*sigh*  


And a note to those others who txt like this.
STOP IT
You sound like a retard who can't spell, pronounciate, or use grammar correctly