I am sitting by the laptop watching a movie obtained through completely legal methods when my mum calls and asks me to make dinner and clean the house (just casually). Therefore I pause my movie and go find that secret stash of cash all asians keep hidden in their homes and walk down to the supermarket where along the way an old man sitting at the bus stop yells 'BLACK SHEEP' at me.
During the eight minutes I was in the supermarket karma decided to be a bitch and made it rain outside - this is unfortunate seeing as i was wearing a white shirt and jandals. My feet slip out from my shoes as I cross the road and I trip, sending pork ribs flying onto the pavement and when I return home completely soaking I find that I did not bring a house key with me.
This is where it gets good
I realised I had left my bedroom window partially unlatched meaning I could open it with a stick. Unfortunately my bedroom is on the second story of our house meaning I had to climb onto an outdoor table and up a plaster column, grab/dent/almost break the gutter and hoist myself onto the roof where i then climbed to my window and unlatched it.
Actually, here's a picture
After unlatching the window I fell onto my glass desk and broke multiple pieces of office equipment including my lamp.
So, how was your day?
Also, be thankful you don't have a three year old sister who makes you chase her into strange shops that turn out to be dodgy R18 porn stores where the seedy man behind the counter leers at you in a very disturbing manner
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