Friday, January 21, 2011

Conspiracy Theories

Now it's not everyday you see a poster claiming the government is responsible for the death and torture of  innocent people....
But yes 'genocide conspiracy' posters are kinda popping up everywhere and it kinda got me thinking about conspiracy theories.  And like any other nerd, i went home to research them so here are some of the best ones.


Humans are actually being ruled by blood drinking, shape shifting, flesh eating reptilians from outer space and the British royal family are actually reptiles in disguise.


Barcode numbers are actually designed to control people, created by a 'world government' with a satanic intent


KFC is owned by a member of the KKK and the chicken is laced with a drug that makes black men impotent (kinda redundant seeing as the owner of the KFC franchise is African-American) 


614 - 911 CE never existed and all historical events, figures, and artifacts from that time period are fakes and we're actually living in 1713


And last, Microsoft is sending secret messages through their programs ie. 'NYC' in the font Wingdings looks like   NYC.  There was actually a lawsuit or something about that so Microsoft created the font Webdings where NYC looks like NYC.


So there you go.  Believe them if you want but I doubt you're going to come across many people who think that we're being ruled by lizards. 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

....familiar? I think so :P I sence the influence of Hank and John! :D

RingaRingaRosie XD said...

Indeed their nerdiness inspires me to be more nerdy...and I have to point out your spelling mistake.

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