Happy Birthday!

Today is our dear Sop’s sweet sixteenth! And so I made this for her… LOL i love making a dick of myself.

p.s. this is actually my serious face.

who am i?

Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu! Oh. Ha, ha. I'm pretty hot, huh?

- Mushu.
Sorry, had the sudden urge.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

sooo....how's it going?

I smell like KFC. That's how it's going.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

My Chemical Romance or All American Rejects?

My Chemical Romance. ALL. THE. FREAKING. WAY.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

What is it with us and porn?

So I googled Oh My Bored... I know.

BUT LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

That's right. One of my posts has been copied onto an 'erotic photo' website.

Who the hell did that? do we really have so many haters? Was it not enough with the Diablo incident?

I fear I may never recover.

where do babies come from?

Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much they write a letter to the baby factory who then deliver a fully customizable baby to them.
Where do you think babies come from dumbass?

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

I just wasted twenty minutes

Who's really bored?? No really, guess.

Even though it's technically still study leave, i have no more exams so to me it's the holidays.  This means i spend an exponentially large amount of time watching Disney Channel - that's right, Wizards of Waverly Place all the way!
Ahem.  Anyways, just thought I'd share with you a list of good movies/books to watch/read in the hopes of converting more of you readers into geek/nerds who stay indoors all the time (and it's the holidays soon).

Moulin Rouge
Genre: Romance/Musical
Sweetest movie ever, will make you cry from both sadness and happiness unless you have no heart like Karen

Inception
Genre: Action
One of those all round movies that kinda have everything in them without being tryhard

Twilight
Just kidding

Remember Me
Genre: Romance/Drama
Even though it has he who will not be named in it, still good, and as the movie goes on you start forgetting it's him which makes it all that much better

Resident Evil
Genre: Horror/Sci Fi
Not really scary, just really cool.  Lots of shooting, and dying, and zombies...

Skulduggery Pleasent - Derek Landy
Don't laugh, I swear this book is amazing and hilarious even if it's target audience is ten year olds - crime fighting skeleton detective, heck yeah

Paper Towns - John Green
Funny, sweet, good stuff

Maximum Ride - James Patterson
Kids with wings, sci fi without the nerdy aspect and really funny

The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins
Fricken amazing, like an action movie but a book.  Set in the future but like the past? If that makes sense. Just read it

If You Could See Me Now - Ceclia Ahern
Same person who wrote PS I Love You.  Soooo sweet and funny and kinda magic and...and.....awwwww (read any of her other stuff too, also amazing)

So there you go.  Don't flame me if you don't like them, they're only suggestions.
Enjoy

ohmygod Tag Photo for Dragon Age

Yup. This is what I made, for an hour, in the middle of Study Leave.

^ obsessive much right?

I hope you're happy, Bioware.

My Mental Safari.

It was on Facebook where I had my reality check. Ironic, yes. There I was, enjoying my well deserved (whatalie) break when someone wrote "can't wait until the holidays". Which, honestly, doesn't seem all that deep and meaningful and whatnot BUT, it was only then that I remembered that IT WAS INDEED, NOT THE HOLIDAYS. I had (still have) an exam in 2 days!

It was the strangest feeling. Sort of wistful and ashamed, the latter for having spent the last 5 hours talking to both non-computerized and computerized 'people'. And the apostrophes are not even meant for the fictional ones. And the former?

I just really needed to continue with my game.

ON ANOTHER NOTE:

we have reached 3000 views, peeps! that's almost... err... 4000?

and our first hatemail too :)

hey guys! LOVE YA! LOL =D

WE LOVE YOU TOO ANON. <3 <3

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

The Hunger Game trilogy [spoiler]

Who here have read The Hunger Game Trilogy ? If you haven't and plan to read it . I suggest you stop reading this post NOW. So the rest of you what did you think of the last book ? Mockingjay ? Sorry Rose, but I got to say it was CRAP. like it's so depressing, and there are so many things going on ! And somethings don't even make sense, like when Johanna and Katniss going to the training session but it was raining ... think about that for a second ... district 13 is underground ... O.O you can assume that training is above ground, but WHY !? if they have like so many other training things underground ... YEAH. BAM.

But that didn't really bug me as much as the ending . the ending . WTF man . So here I am reading the last chapter thinking, so she's mentally unstable and peeta is hijacked. what a great couple. I actually expected to read about peeta and Katniss love life & not how she's really CRAZY. and then the ending phrase ""you love me, Real or Not Real", I tell him, "Real"" thats it . that how much Suzanne talked about Peeta and Katniss love life . Man . What is THIS !? that's how she confess her love !? ==' there's no happy ending at all . Oh yeah I forgot to mention, not only they are both mentally unstable, they also have burns mark everywhere ( well almost)while Gale is as handsome as always . Then I thought wait, theres still the epilogue :D maybe Katniss & Peeta love life will be in there eventhough its only 2 pages . :D

AND THEN ... disappointed ... All she talk about is how she is going to tell her kids about her involment in the hunger game and the war . ==' JEEZ Women. Are you ever truly happy? ><'

Well it goes in order The Hunger Game,the best book, then Catching Fire, and then Mockingjay. The trilogy as a whole is AMAZING.

If you read the Hunger Game trilogy, formspring us what you think about it. :)

Here's a funny thing Ruth made up about PEEta & KatNISS, their couple name would be PeeNiss. :D hhahaaha .

that's all from me. :)

Good use of study leave....

Created by yours truly at two in the morning, but of course my laptop doesn't have internet so posted at 12 something in the afternoon - and yes the colours are a bit un-co but like i said, two in the morning

How to ? :)

Hey guys . I just saw ruth back, blogging . so I thought I should too . Though' I am sure no one miss me since well, I never did wrote that much ... anyhow . I don't really know what to write about, so I thought I reveal my secret of how I edit my photos ? O.o yeah . well actually I use a free software called photoscape. :) it's come with everything . Its so perfect. and ITS FREE. :)
I'll just you some of the things it can do.

<-- that's the original photos :) Ps. it's my little brother. ^^
& the product at the bottom :) It took me about 15 mins to do it . so yeah . :) there's many you can do, like adjust the contrast, or brighten the photos . You can also give them film effects (I used cinema high for this one) There's 5 to choose from I think . :)You can also add frame or object ( like the heart and speech bubble) . There's a lot to discover . and that's only for editing . I am just going to show two more things because there's too many things in photoscape .and I don't really think you'll be interested. :)


















You can also combines pictures together and add frame ^^ like this one . And my favorite thing about photoscape is that you can create a gif image ! :) so here's one of all the writers on ohmybored. ^^

VOILA :) I hope you guys like this post because yeah . :) Merci !

GUYS GUYS GUYS I’M SO EXCITED.. I JUST CAN’T HIDE IT.

So lately, I’ve been having these random creativity big awesome ideas.  Usually I get the idea, think of how awesome it is, but then kind of forget about them and it’s like whaaaaaa…

BUT! I came across this genius note pad that I got for my birthday last year.  It somehow found itself at the bottom of my drawers… Anywho, it’s a pretty cool little note pad.  It’s from Smiggle, which I’m not really keen about, but other than that it is the perfect companion for the creative soul.  LOL that’s cheesy.

So this is how I spent my study leave…

<can’t be bothered inserting picture so I will paint a picture in your mind with my words..  neh. can’t be bothered again.>

But that’s not the big thing.  The HUGE thing is me doing a makeover of my room. But I can’t be bothered elaborating cause I’m tired and a lazy ass..  but guys, lets party.

 

LOLZ. overload.  sorry guys.  I’m in a random mood right now O.O

Channing Tatum: Demon Barber

What is it when THREE people cannot remember a movie from only a few years ago?

Such was the case at the mall today. NONE of us could remember who the Demon Barber from Fleet Street was.

So, we had to make up some prompts. A? B?

Santa?

CHANNING TATUM?
CHANNING TATUM, DEMON BARBER???? >:D thats right.

No. But we were so close to the name, so we headed off to the movie store. :/ No luck there. But we did find the Dane Rumble cd. Or do I mean Shayne Rumble? Or Dane Bond? <= In joke.

Well. We tried our nerdiest friend Rose. NO REPLY. Our second nerdiest friend. NOTHING EITHER.

So, feeling the loneliness birds inside a hollow place of ourselves (POO) we walked back to school and googled it. Which felt a bit like cheating to be honest. EH whatever.

Maybe we are not complete strangers............:)

um. should i be worried?

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Meh. This is why I hate myself.

So, as you probably know girls and boys, it’s exam season again.  It’s that time of year when it’s practically the holidays except not.  It’s that time of year where all that slacking off that we did during the year has finally caught up on us.  And of course it’s that time of year where procrastination is at it’s peak, or well for me at least.

It’s study leave right now.  Of course.  And I probably should be studying right now.  Of course.  Buuuuut, who ACTUALLY studies?  NO actually, bad question, I’m pretty sure a lot of you out there study and you’re just reading this because you’re on your short little break or something.  Am I right, or am i RIGHT?!  Nah jokes, I’m probably wrong but yeah whatevs.

So today’s Monday right, and it’s the first day of exams.  I was one of the lucky people to have TWO exams.  Yay me *claps*.  Art History was first.  This was the only exam that I’ve been dreading cause I hate studying for it and it is probably the hardest exam there is around.  Except, it wasn’t meant to be as hard as I made it.  You see, through out the year we’ve been told that we’ve had to write five essays.  So I’m like writing like crazy right, and I’m onto the last essay when I start reading the instructions on the papers.  Hey guess what.. you only have to write three.  Yay.  I probably just shot myself in the foot by writing four crap essays in place of two insightful and wonderful essays.  COOL.  JUST BLOODY FRICKEN COOL.. And so yeah.  There goes my hopes and dreams of ‘Ece-ing’ (that’s such a lame substitute for Acing) all my exams.  Plus, these are Level Two which means I probably could have put the credits to good use.  Ahh, it feels good to rant to complete strangers.

Maths was good.  Too bad I don’t bloody need the maths credits.

And yeah. That’s it for now.  I thought maybe you readers could use a new post.  Unfortunately this is the best I can come up with..

 

LATER SKATER.

-evil laughter-

Did you see a Chinese girl at the library, smirking at you while you studied?

That would be me. >:D Yeah. There's just something really satisfying about being able to flag study since I have already passed! DAYUM, sweet justice.

Alright, so I got a few nasty frowns from some people. Obviously they were wondering why they didn't have the same audacity. I mean come on! Going to the library a day before exams start and just read a book (On the intricacies on Political Murder, no doubt) ??? What arrogance! What nerve!

Of course, I should really striving for excellence (time and time again ==' )

But in all honesty.. Meh. I'll just soak up the hate/jealousy/murderous intent for a while. It's like the sun's rays for me. Only, without the sunscreen.

please could someone explain why a random just advertised de-erection products to us.

I wish I could explain that... best educated guess? spam.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Ok from facebook I know u have been online so could u just Fukien update already

learn how to spell. and then we'll talk.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

OMG YOU POSTED- thankyouuuuuu

you're welcome.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Sorry.

I totally screwed up the template.

Don’t worry.  I’ll make an uber awesome one once exams are over.  Or should I just leave it as it is? Formspring it.

http://formspring.me/ohmybored (hah, dunno if that’s the actual link so you’re safer typing into that little box on the right>>>)

Cool as things you can make into emoticons.

you can thank me later.

teachers. HMMM…

Hey Guys,

So I guess an apology is due right about now for our apparent lack in new posts.  SORRY!  I could say that we’ve all actually just been really busy with our overly committed lives buuuut, that would be lying.  To be honest, we’re just a bunch of lazy asses overcome by lethargy.  I don’t think that actually makes sense…

But, here’s the post you’ve been waiting for.  It’s not that great cause I’m not the best writer, I’m more of an essay writer -  a boring one at that.

Anyway, (you’re gonna hate me for this), Dragon Age.  NO WAIT, DON’T STOP READING.  I promise I won’t ramble on about how awesomely awesome this game actually, truly is (it’s reaaaaaally  awesome xD).  I thought I’d blog about how weird, almost creepy in fact, it is that our teacher (or rather former teacher) is about to get into it.  Like, I get it;  Single, geeky, middle aged man = video game freak.  But honestly, DRAGON AGE ?!  Of all games, WHY !?  I’ll be honest, it’s an awesome game that ANYONE can get into, buuuut… It suddenly reduces the enjoyment of the game…

I guess there are a few things that you should actually understand about Dragon Age.  It’s R16.  The age restriction is there for a reason;

Mature Audiences: Blood, Intense Violence, Partial Nudity, Language, Sexual Content

Blood is understandable.  Killing isn’t satisfactory without the blood. (Video Game killing I mean…)  And Dragon Age is awesome because the blood is actually simulated and shows up.

Intense violence.  Well, that one’s pretty much the same. As well as Language.  It’s not even hard out swearing, just words like ‘bloody’ and stuff like that. 

Partial Nudity and Sexual Content.  Now this is the part I’m worried about.  Personally, I think the game would still be awesome without all the uhh.. to put it plainly, sex.  I didn’t even know that was part of the game!  But then you start running into brothels and there are assassins hitting on you as well as some bastard prince and next thing you know you’re in a tent doing it while the big evil guys could be there any minute to kill you.  (Luckily they don’t show the actual… y’know..) I don’t really get the necessity of it…

So as you can imagine, it’d be awkward if your teacher plays through the game and comes across such scenes.  The partial nudity is practically everywhere.  There’s Morrigan, who’s boobs are barely hiding behind a drape, and heaps of desire demons who are pretty much in minimalistic underwear.  Emphasis on the minimalistic.  Oh, and of course can’t forget the Broodmother.  She has eight boobs.  :)3333  << kind of like that but like, saggy-er.  But there’s nothing there that’s actual explicit or anything, so no, this isn’t porn.

Luckily for us, we don’t have to run into him for another two three weeks cause of exams.  And then after that never again, unless it’s one of those awkward walking-through-the-mall-avoiding-eye-contact moments.  But as of now I’m dreading that last day of school.  I can just feel an awkward conversation coming up.  REALLY awkward.

But yeah.  So, if there has to be a lesson learnt, it’s this.  Never ever ever discuss video games in front of your teacher.  EVER.

I hope that’s satisfactory for all you HATERS out there. 

GREY WARDEN OUT.  LOL.  Just kidding.

Exams.

Turns out next year we'll have to be working our butt off. Don't think I like the sound of that, but I guess at least you'd look skinnier.

blegh. Blame computer games.