One day I’ll patent this.

I assume that all italian men have moustaches. Therefore, Freddy Mercury is Italian (inside joke so don’t laugh).

1. ={) ~ happy italian man

2. ={D ~ extremely happy italian man

3. ={( ~ sad italian man

4. ...={> ~ italian chicken

5. ;{l ~ suspicious italian man

6. ={o ~ shocked italian man

7. ={S ~ confused italtian man

8. B{) ~ cool italian man

9. X{) ~ the X) face on an italian man

10. :{B ~ buck toothed italian man

11. :{U ~ talking italian man

12. *:{) ~ italian man with rose on head

13. <:{) ~ italian man in party hat

14. >:{( ~ angry italian man

15. (}: ~ backwards italian man

16. c):{) ~ italian cowboy

17. c(:{) ~ italian farmer

18. d:{) ~ italian skater

19. K{) ~ old italian man

20. E:{) ~ italian man with fringe

21. :{♥ ~ italian man kissing

22. :{d ~ italian man trying to lick food out of his moustache

23. @:{i ~ italian man with turban on head.Italian man with...

24. BEARD! ;{D>

25. GOATEE! :{D~

26. BUTTCHIN! :{D3

27. MOOBS! :{D-[３

28. TRIANGLE MOUTH! :{▼

29. ONE EYE! °{D

30. ONE EYE PEEKING! Y{P

31. DOUBLE CHIN! :{D))

as you can see, I am thoroughly entertained by this :{P