Oh My Bored.

Grrrr

RAAAAAAWR *digs sharp claws into girl like features*

*Your Pokemon Ruth was confused and ripped off her hatless snake by accident*

*william hurt herself in confusion*

Poke trainer Ruth sent out the pokemon Eric Chin.

Ruth has a miss-carriage, GO Wayne Kerr!

Trainer William has run out of useable pokemon, and he blacks out and cries all the way to the nearest POkecentre but trips on a diglett and cries to his MOMMY. He also gives PokeMaster Ruth all his money because he is an EPIC FAIL.

Poke-Trainer Ruth carries here only two pokeballs Wayne Kerr and Eric Chin with her hatless snake in shame after getting caught entering a strip club for men only.

William Zhang enters an exclusively female stripping joint and goes unnoticed.

Ruth aka Rostitute, gets put in jail beacause he claimed he was a female prostitute

william zhang gets his period.

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^^ EPIC WIN.

I'll throw my period at you!!!

*shoves used tampon down opponent William Zhang's throat*
yes that's right, I WENT THERE.
shuttup gurl, i win already.

In his last strugle, Player 1, William Zhang reaches for Ruth's backpack and surprisingly pulls out her plastic dildo. With his last ounce of strength William stabs and mortally wounds Ruth with her own penis.

William Zhang fails to realise that Trainer Ruth has been using her alias and her true form emerges from behind and stabs him in the back with a fork. Mewtwo wins again loser.

William Zhang springs out of the bushes and strangles Ruth with a branch while Ruth realises that William has used a ninjustsu that used a wooden substitute

ruth AKA the greate mew two summons all pokemon to kill william zhang who ends up surrendering because he wet his pants.

William Zhang tears of his pants that were wet by Mewtwos blue blood and straps on a bunnairy as slingshot killing all of the opposing pokemon

mew two regenerates and laughs at the pantless william zhang.

Mewtwo chokes on his own saliva and William skins her and makes a pair of overalls, WOS LAUGHING NOW!

mew laughs in the corner, who recuperated the soul of mewtwo and is now ONE with the ruth.

Mew strugles to realise that the person in the mewtwo suit is William Zhang and becomes a servant of him

mew snaps out of confusion and uses flamethrower.

William Zhang finds a sleeping Luxray and uses it for cover of the pathetic ball of water

TAKE THAT MAN WHORE!!!

luxray is confused and kills him instead.
G A M E O V E R.
credits roll ......
ruth skips across the screen laughing at the poor william zhang who is unable to recuperate at the pokecentre.
william zhang, time of death; NOW.
you just lost the game loser.

youlose.

loser.

someone just lost the game.

and her name is william zhang.

sucker.

she just wish she had a hatless snake like mine.

LOSER !

game over kid.

I see your stuck for words

I WIN SUCKER. FACE IT. I AM THE VERY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS. TO CATCH THEM WAS MY REAL QUEST TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE. I TRAVELLED ACROSS THE LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE. TAUGHT POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE. yes that's right sucker, go blasting off again in your little twinkle up in the sky, you can't beat me, I AM THE MASTER.

THEN I CHALLENGE YOU TO DOGGEMON, GOTTA FETCH EM ALL!!!

yeah, GO FETCH EM WILLIAM. ALL OF THEM. AND DON'T COME BACK TILL YOU DO.

I WAST FORCED TO GO, BUT I WIN BITCH!!!

william wins, and his prize is a trip to the moon but engine failure took his life on the return journey. may he rest in pieces.

THE END.

I won the battle.

Bieberlicious.

*excuse me while I go empty my stomach contents*

Ok, was watching C4 with the 'rents. How cool am I? Mostly, my role was switching channels as soon as er, more adult videos came up. (I realise that I fit into the child category and my parents as the adults, but you know, they need to be protected too.) But it seemed alright. Michael Jackson, tick. Lionel Richie, tick.

And then, guess who's new music video featuring Usher came up? And my parents knew.

Mom: "That's the young Canadian boy who came to New Zealand right?"
Dad (who is less current with these things and quite clueless): "Boy?"

Ah, my parents.

And some more jabs. So, in the video, the girl comes out behind him right?

in an alternate universe, that convo may have gone...
Mom: "Who's that girl Karen?"
Dad: "Which one?"

or..

Mom: "Is the girl supposed to be his altar ego?" (As a second language speaker, she doesn't quite get the meaning of altar ego)
Dad: "Yeah, probably." (Equally clueless, yet so so amusing.)

My parents are the greatest. It must be genes. That would explain it (aka. me)

What's the worst show on TV?

Two and a half men. Sorry, but that's not even funny.

Who's the worst teacher at our school?.

Oh. Something bad could happen to me if I said. I don't know actually, all the bad ones have kind of left anyway. Comment to say which ones you hate ~
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What's your most embarassing moment?

Okay so no one bothered to answer this one SO i think i'll have to. To be honest, I don't really have embarrassing moments, well not embarrassing enough to be considered ridiculously embarrassing SOOOO. Sorry, pass.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Things that make you go WTF?

In english, somehow, we came to the discussion of the human cat man. Ok, I lie. I know exactly how it started. Teacher gone = Youtube = Catman! So here is a guy, either attention crazy or just wayyyy too obssessed with his kitty, who willingly transformed himself into a freak. If I was a psychologist, I would ask him "And how do you feel about being a cat?" And he would answer "Oh, I has all these problems as a Human (yes, with a capital) and I just thought, how great would it be.." And I would nod, pretending to take in what he said and then prescribe him some happy pills and take all the money he made as a tourist unattraction (a jibe on the ugliness of him, please, google him if you wish, but please, sit down and have a glass of water ready before. And in no way am I liable for any damages.

And on a related matter, studying the Bubonic plague, the information came with a picture of a hill and some flowers. What the hell does a daisy have to do with the Bubonic Plague??? Can you imagine just what kind of minimum wage worker would be dumb enough to insert a picture of a hill with the greatest plague of all time? Maybe if you took a laptop to the checkout at Countdown....

Alright, that had almost nothing to do with the first thing. Oh well.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

GOLLY, what was I thinking with that last post.

happy thoughts.

The Cruelty of School Girls.

School girls. They lack the maturity of an adult, though have the power and thrust of an adult. I hate it. You could say it’s rather hypocritical of me to be writing about this, I used to be the catty one myself. But I learnt my lesson, the hard way.

It seems to me that there are those girls who will do anything and everything to get what they want. From the inside, it all looks rather appropriate, you know, ‘just living my life to it’s full extent’. With all this technology to our expense anything is possible. From meeting new people online, to sabotaging people online, through texts, on blogs, etc. I used to do that to people. One girl in particular actually. It’s become a bit of a policy around here not to name any names so I’ll leave it to you to figure it out.

So this girl. It wasn’t a one way thing, we mutually hated eachother and both tried to make eachothers life a misery. You can’t exactly say that there were any ‘winners’ in this little game of ours. We both ended up the losers, living day by day in misery. It was actually easier just to accept our differences and you know what? We ended up being good friends. But that’s besides the point, the thing is, is that we did anything and everything we could, whether it could be morally justified or not, to make the other person miserable. At one point we were ‘gathering our army’ so that the other person didn’t have any friends. You can only imagine how that would end up. Anyway, so that was us, Nobody won. It was just a waste of time really. Though I did learn a good lesson. Bitch fights aren’t the way to go. (p.s. if YOU are reading this then LUVYAH !) So at the end, I realised that I was just being selfish, everything had to be my way and I ended up hurting her really badly. There were a lot of tears and other drama involved.

Anyway, so I think I can say that I’m falling a victim to this again. To be honest, I don’t know what I did to deserve this. But, this time I’m gonna do it the right way. No bitch fighting. No retaliations. I’ll just take it as it comes and hope I can survive. As tempting as it is to go up to her face and slap her. I’m not going to. At one point, I had the opportunity to potentially sabotage this girl. I had access to her Facebook account (no I didn’t hack into it, I didn’t even log in to it) and someone told me that you know, maybe it’d be smart to change her password or delete a certain someone. Oh yeah, this certain someone. Oh golly, where do i START!? ^____^ i think you get the picture… <3

Anyway, back to the cruelty of school girls. School girls got no shame. They will do ANYTHING.

Okay, I’ve lost the emo-tic mood I was in so I guess I’ll have to finish this next time I’m close to tears.

Ah crap. I forgot we stuck the poster on in the Art Room. AH CRAP CRAP CRAP. Dear Miss, please don’t read this ~ oh wait, too late. Don’t tell me that you’ve read it. Like they say, ignorance is bliss.

p.s. i like you.

Gosh. CHEESY.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

This is my favourite song at this very moment.

It’s a bit disappointing that it isn’t Michael Buble, but I’m in a mushy mood and this song very describes me at this moment. If you’re reading this, please don’t come up and ask me what it’s about cause I'm not gonna tell.

But I like this song. A lot. I like Regina Spektor. ~~A lot.~~ As an artist.

Regina Spektor – Raindrops.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Musing from Orchestra.

So, playing something new is sight reading right? What kind of dumb ass whore (I can say it, it's in the Bible, Bart told me) made that up? It's the same thing! How else would you read? By smelling the sheet music? Jeez.

This is all thanks to my BRILL violin buddy Eleanor. You rock.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

What's the best place near you to get some ice cream?

WENDY :) I love that place ! I go there like every week .
Thats probably why I am so FAT. O.O

who do you hate the most? Specifically a certain girl in Mr C's form class .

WELL WELL WELL. I don't think she or any other midgets from Mr C's form class read this so I can safely say... LISA LOONG. That's the one you were looking for right?

Saturday, June 19, 2010

What's the origin of your name?

WELL, with the brains of our founder Karen, came up with Oh My Bored, a play on the OMG phrase.

If you won a $1,000 shopping spree for any store, which store would you pick?

is there a shop that sold Cool? didn't think so.

y do u HATE Justin Bieber so mch?

the same reason you must hate using WORDS? duh.

James Bond (ahem, Jaws) - Top 5 Moments

5. SEEING JAWS FOR THE FIRST TIME
Its just a classic, 'wtf is up with his teeth?'
And instant 'OMG i love him..he'll rip your arm off!!!!'

4. WHEN 007 THROWS JAWS OUT THE TRAIN WINDOW
its sad cz its lyk 'nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, jaaaaaaaaaws!'
but then u just move on ....T.T

3. WEN JAWS RETURNS!!
he jsut appears out of no where nd its lyk 'woah...dude u were dead
nd then its lyk 'yuuuuus'

2. WEN JAWS MEETS THAT CHIC
its lyk this chic with freckles, and two sticky outy ponytails
nd ur lyk 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw'
nd then they're left in outer space nd its lyk 'wtf 007, f*n take the with u!!!!!'
nd then ur all depressed lyk until there lyk "two ppl have been found NASA is going up to get them..."
nd ur lyk BOO YAH

1. THE MAORI GUY!!!
the best mo is defnitly the bro
its lyk evil guy: kill her with this gun
maori evil henchman: nah bro, i'll jsut use the laser
we were watching this nd lyk "hey that guy looks maori...'
nd thn 'OMFB HE IS MAORI...........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

yes this is what happens evry saturday nite at my household..fun fun

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Beware When You Walk Off the Train.

Why? For somewhere in the dark, someone like me might be watching.

Wait. During the night only. Or if they're in a corner or something.

Sooo. I was waiting for my aunt in the car, tinted windows, so I decided to watch the people coming off. One woman, in a dress suit and carrying a laptop case and all, decided that while no one was watching, would casually pick her nose. Well, someone was watching. Too bad I couldn't video all this.

Another man, from a distance, I thought was a walking rectangle. He was wearing this floor length coat, which just really looked like a giant carpet wrapped around him. UGLY. I almost opened the door to tell him. Almost.

Which brings me to when a bunch of schoolboys walked off. One, I thougth was a crossdressing girl, since there was this weird hip swinging going on. It was my brother. hahaha.

Some guy/girl?? was wearing a raincoat, for the invisible rain, of course, and holding a rolled up newspaper, so there was sort of a Grim Reaper thing going on.

Wonder what people think of me when I walk by. Probably something like, "OMB, how cool is her animal hat/fairy wings? I'm so jealous of her audacity." Yeah.

YOU MUST WATCH THEM :)

Okay I thought I should share some videos that I found on YOUTUBE :)
Yes I am a no-life. And YOU MUST WATCH THEM cuz I am pretty sure it will make you laugh . if it doesn't... then... euh.... dots dots dots.

This is from mychonny :) All his videos are pretty much SO FUNNY. Check him out if you like him . lol

Check also nigahiga :) HE IS SO FUNNY :)
For some reason I can't post him video here. but check him out :)

Movie review - Dear Jonh

I got to say I was really looking foward to this movie. I heard that it was the BEST movie ever! To my disapointment I hated it. Why ? I can give you 5 reasons why I hated it so much !

SPOILER ALERT.
1. HOW THE HELL DID THEY FALL IN LOVE SO FAST !!? I know, I know it's a movie. but still >.<'' its like WTF.

2. Jonh is SUCH A DICK. on his dad funeral he goes to see Savannah, and she just keep on throwing him her problems instead to feeling sorry for him ==' and HE KEEP ON WANTING TO KNOW if she still loves him! FOR CHRIST SAKE YOUR DAD IS DEAD and You think that love is more important ! WTF is wrong with you !!!?

3. At the begining you thought HE'S DEAD. but then later in the movie you realise that he is not, and that for once he knows that his dad loves him so MUCH. but NOOOO! He end up going to see Savannah on his dad funeral. T.T stupid child. Not worth raising.

4. His dad life was completly Jonh's fault. Like COMPLETLY 100%. cuz like Jonh started to be interested in coins, and so does his dad, but then he ditched his dad, and completly shut him down . I mean WTH dude. And he doesnt even take care of his dad. Love is more important than FAMILY. eff you man .

5. I don't even I understand why the movie is called "Dear Jonh" she didnt even wrote that much to him ><''

SO OVERALL. DO NOT GO SEE THAT MOVIE. PLEASE.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Who's your favorite musician?

Michael Buble.

~ RuthDanielle.

omg. this is so kooool! sorry. its jusst karen.

KAREN YOU LOSER !