Yes, I created a quiz and answered it myself.

a. What is the most racist part of you?

hmm. probably my elbow. :) actually, like, a thing you do? ok. So. If i were an airport security guard, i would be deeply suspicious of that asian guy with the beard. coz either he's a hippy (weed-alert) or he's that runaway wife killer. since asians should really not have a beard in any other situation. especially the women.

b. What is the least racist part of you?

my parents like Lionel Richie. no wait, that's my parents least racist thing. oh well. that's all i've got really.

c. Maybe we should stop discussing racism. I see this is becoming quite a habit.

maybe you should SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

d. I think your appalling behaviour is uncalled for.

and who are you, the speech police?

e. ehhem. Once you've calmed down, I'd like you to answer this, What is... the 10th digit of Pi?

5?

f. Incorrect. I supposed you failed to account for the 3 at the beginning. The right answer is 3.

*twitch* This must be the most retarded self therapy session EVER.

g. That'll be 79 dollars then. Would you like to pay by cash or credit card?

=='.... Cash.

Why does my shampoo have formaldehyde in it?

Now my friends is the time to worry.....
technically the holidays only began today seeing as the weekend doesn't count......
.......already chomped up sixteen hours playing Dragon Age.....
.......watched the entire first season of The Big Bang Theory.....
......had a serious conversation about shampoo with my reflection......
.......you think i'm kidding don't you?


.......oh dear

Have you ever been fired? If so, why?

Funny story that. I was walking through a flaming doorway, and then I got on fire. Then, I had to shapeshift into the flaming man. AND THEN, of I course I was on fire.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

What does LCM stand for?

lowest common multiple.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

this blog seems quite well, dead, please post something, i am reduced to doing homework o_O

Yeah, well, I don't see you out there slaying Darkspawn... I'M A LEVEL 13 MAGE !! bitch.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

You know you're racist when ...

when you write about "you know you're asian when..."

TEEHEE.

You know you're ASIAN when....

White people honk at you on the road for no reason.

Calling your pet for dinner has an ENTIRELY different meaning.

Your parents were always disappointed you didn't become a doctor.

You know that Indians are in fact, Asians too.

People automatically assume you do martial arts.

Your last name is Wang, Park or Patel.

When White people try to pronounce your name, they put on an accent that makes them sound constipated.

Your parents tell you to lose weight so they can save petrol.

When you go a White friend's house for dinner, rice is served.

You carry chopsticks with you everywhere for reasons above.

You're the only one able to pretend you come from a different country and speak no english when a substitute teacher is in.

You can pull off the emo look naturally.

When your face is pulled back, you still look the same.

You haggle for toilet paper.

You can navigate through Chinatown by smell only.

You use the same pen until all the ink runs out. All of it.

WATCH IT. LOVE IT. DO WHATEVER.

Its a Conspiracy.

Forget aliens hidden by the FBI. Our own lives are PERSONALLY affected in this one.

Yes, you heard me. Guess what happened today? Teachers strike. Students stay at home. But where was I from the time of 8am to 4pm?

At school.

Thats it. The conspiracy. They kept us at school. On the one day we could've not.

Yes, 2 exams.

Slavedrivers.

Disturbing consequences of boredom

I was about to write a post about another overheard conversation but I realised I seem to write alot about them (No i don't go around evesdropping but a lot of people just assume you can't hear anything when you're wearing headphones). So instead, something new, or at least not the same.
 I was casually browsing through the yellow pages this afternoon (as per usual) and I don't know if you realise this but there is a section in there for escorts....directly following the section on entertainment and recreation (which FYI was the section i was looking for - paintballing).
Obviously it's ordered alphabetically but imagine the horror of an eight year old kid looking up the laser force phone number for their birthday party and stumbling across a page full of half naked women?


'Have one or more of our quality girls pamper you, we visit home/hotel/motel'

'Pleasure and satisfaction for the discerning gentleman'

What is this??!
Am I the only one who thinks this is totally inapropriate and disturbing?
The Yellow Pages needs a R16 rating.


Something else also wrong with the world: Teachers that try to be cool and use slang. I don't think i need to even elaborate on that one because we all know how wrong that is.

Band Practise

Last Wednesday we had our first band practice
It was rather exciting, i learned how to play the bass guitar
I wasn't bad
haha jk, WE ARE AMAZING, ASIAN 5!!!!
Learn the name then you shall see it in lights!!
Yup..:D