Born Again Metal Head.

I am such a hypocrite.

A mere 5 days ago, you'd have to put me under a fair degree of torture to get me to admit to liking hard rock, or metal, or most scarily, Christian Rock.

But I've renounced this opinion. I'm listening to Comatose (Skillet) at this very moment.

YES, I know I'm sounding like one of those scary hyper religious people who go out and suck other people into their new perspectives, but even at such risk, I must write it.

Because the moral of the story is that you should give things a chance, maybe even a second one. But probably not a third, that would be called Not Learning From Your Mistakes.

Yeah. I've been staring at the stars too much, and there was this weird smoke emanating from my neighbour's garden last night too...

Jewish famous people

Here is a list of famous people that you may or may not have known are Jewish...(this cam eabout because i was writing an eesy on "Are Jews still afraid?" reffering to the Holocaust)

• Groucho Marx


• Woody Allen


• Eugene Levy


• Harrison Ford


• Neil Diamond


• Jerry Seinfeld


• Ben Stiller


• Lisa Kudrow


• Joaquin Phoenix


• Maggie Gyllenhaal


• James Franco


• Sarah Michelle Gellar


• Jennifer Connelly


• Adrien Brody


• Adam Brody


• Zach Braff


• Michelle Trachtenberg


• Seth Rogan


• Natalie Portman


• Danielle Radcliffe


• Sara Paxton


• Josh Peck


• Jonah Hill


• Jake Gyllenhaal


• Scarlett Johansson


• Joseph Gordon-Levitt


• Ben Feldman


• Jesse Eisenberg


• Amanda Bynes


• Rachel Bilson


• James Maselow


• Logan Lerman ♥ i still love you

Movie Reviews

Being the most amazing Senior 2 English student EVER (cue sarcasm sign), I have compiled some E level reviews…complete with spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors…YAY

Beverley Hills Chihuahua

I wasn’t really watching this movie because Family Guy was on, it was the Star Wars episode…haha. But the best part of the movie…dun dun dun dudun CHIHUAHUA…my household was so annoyed with me singing this over and over and over and over and over again. But you must admit it is catchy. Dun dun dun dudun CHIHUAHUA. It was a weird movie because it was supposed to be romantic but you couldn’t really take it seriously because, I mean, they were dogs. But the Mehican gardener…yum… dun dun dun dudun CHIHUAHUA

Date Night

This movie was actually amazing, actually. Steve Carell and Tina Fey are two of the funniest people around and together, they are unstoppable. And of course Mark Wahlberg, extremely attractive for a man of his age (right up there with Robert Downey Jr…mmm) and of course at the end of the movie, it was coming. They end up in the brothel; it was going to come sooner or later. It wasn’t that bad, it was actually quite funny. Overall, I spent most of the film lolling, which is always sign of a fabulous movie…go watch it now…GO! I have nothing else to say besides that it is really good, really funny movie and Wahlberg is really sexy in it…for an old guy...zip your vagina hoe…

District 9

Hmmm…I knew this movie would be good when the first words on the screen were ‘Peter Jackson Presents’. The graphics were amazing…aah Weta, you’ve done it again. The film was actually quite funny at the beginning the bad South African swearing and I mean, giving an alien an eviction notice…it was really funny. Then it got all serious and story of aliens and humans working together bloomed into a boring and dragging on plot line until I woke up and the movie was finished…so I would recommend watching the first hour or so…I closed my eyes in the middle because it got sort of gross. And his teeth fell out after eating cat food…watch out cats. And I did hear one Kiwi voice amongst the moderately good South African accents…good on ya mate. Overall, the parts of the movie were pretty good, even the serious parts and it must be good, my dad stayed awake through the whole movie and that doesn’t happen often, only in good sci-fi movies.

Valentine's Day

This movie was your cliché romcom movies all mushed into one. You know all-star cast, love hearts, heart breaks, cute little kids, cute old people and happily ever afters. So the most amusing part of the movie, according to me, was that Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift were together…that was pretty funny (walk it off baby walk it off…YOU’RE STILL HOT!). That and the suspense the Bradley Cooper was going to have a full on gay kiss. And knowing that Jessica Alba was a heartless b**** the whole time...Demi still loves you Ashton! And the part in the Indian restaurant…how the mum got the kid to work, classic Indian parent, don’t worry about boys child, all I want is free child labour. Why was the guy that Emma Roberts was with so ugly? And why did he take his undies off? Eek. Anne Hathaway…yea I don’t need to say anything more…go back to being a princess. Right down to business….
Best Couple: Edgar and Estelle…their names are just perfect together
Best Actor: That random Mexican guy that worked at the florist...haha.
Best Actress: Jessica Biel, pretty! Jenifer Garner and of course the Indian chick
Worst Couple: Alba and Kutcher…it was so obvious from the start
Worst Actor: Taylor Launter…he looked so awkward
Worst Actress: Anne Hathaway and Taylor Swift…epic fails (except for YOU’RE STILL HOT…haha)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightening Thief

I told myself, just sit there, watch it with an open mind, there’s no need to comment on every little thing that’s not in the book…of course, being the unruly judgmental Indian kid I am…one who reads all 5 PJ books at least twice a year, could not hold back, providing running commentary, that’s not in the book, who’s that, they’re not supposed to look like that, WHAT IS THIS? But in short…
• That was the Minotaur?
• Why was Gabe not fat?
• Chiron=Pierce Brosnan, puhlease
• Was the Oracle on holiday? Where was it?
• AAAH it’s Medusa, let me whip out my APPLE IPOD to look at her…
• Hades looks like Mick Jagger and was Steve Coogan…meh… it could’ve at least been a more Marilyn Manson look…with Charlie Sheen playing...haha
• Why was Persephone a slut?
• Why were the Gods so God-like? Zeus is meant to be in a suit and Poseidon in short and a tee shirt…not a toga. And why were the chic Gods and dude Gods mixed up…guys on one side, girls on the other…don’t want any dodgy God business going on…
• Really Luke…I know you’re not really that ugly
• Why was Annabeth so pretty??? She’s not supposed to be that pretty...
Yea, and that’s the short list. But big ups for choosing the right kid for Grover, CRACK UP! And Charon was pretty creepy...and the Hydra looked cool, as did Mrs. Dodds. But the best part of the whole movie, drum roll please… YOU DON’T GET PERCY JACKSON LOOKING LIKE THAT IN THE BOOK!! Logan Lerman you can be my demi god hero any day ♥♥♥

Star Trek

Well where do I begin?? Being the almost ultimate Trekkie that I claim to be, it is a memorable addition to the list of movies following the crew of the starship Enterprise as they venture to go where no one has gone before.
The actors are a good bunch of people…I recommend checking out the mash up of Chris Pine and Zachary Quintot’s face on Tumblr…woah. Speaking of Chris Pine, is it me or had he become extremely more appealing than the last of him that I saw in Princess Diaries? Zac Quintot…he got nothing on Mr. Nimoy…who does appear in the film as the alternate version of Spock and of course appears in the most amazing moment of Zac’s life…HE IS VULCAN SALUTED BY LEONARD NIMOY!!!! Sulu is amazing…represent Asian brother. Chekov…I thought his side profile looked cute…until they did a full face shot…where I found to my horror that his head was a bit too wide for my liking…eek. Another thing...please excuse my ignorance, but what was that cute little alien with Scotty?? Yes Scotty, the best Scotsmen since Megan Whitelaw :).
Overall, I found Star Trek to be a very good film on the origins of the starship Enterprise’s crew, and its main players, Kirk and Spock. Nice graphics, nicer (looking) characters, Leonard Nimoy, happily ever after... what more could you want? (WE WANT WILLIAM SHATNER!)

WHOA.

It's a chalk painting by the legendary Edgar Mueller. Crazy.

Could be doing physics homework

The best time to Youtube stuff?  When you have nothing to do or stuff you have to do but don't want to.


Celebrity impressions, and lets be honest, they're pretty accurate.

interesting facts about time spent/wasted.

1. Some guy, Randy Gardner, stayed awake for 264 hours. That's 11 days. Yes, we all know that. BUT, less famous is the controversy that the actual record goes to Maureen Weston, who stayed awake for 449 hours (18 days) in a rocking chair marathon.

2. The average high from marijuana is 2 hours. (unrelated: there's a website called www.hightimes.com. guess what they're all about?)

3. The longest time spent Dancing while Holding Green Cups: 18 minutes, 29 seconds. Pathetic.

4. What can you do in 110 hours and 46 minutes? Adrian Hilton read the complete works of Shakespeare in that time, armed with friends to keep him awake and even advice from NASA on nutrition over the 5 days. Yes, the same organisation that sent man into space.

5. Time spent on the toilet each year, Worldwide.

6.7 billion people x 365.25 days x 10 minutes = 24 500 000 000 000 minutes

That's the equivalent to nearly half a million centuries.

Imagine that.

cheating the bathroom lights.

I am out-manoeuvring the bathroom lightbulb.

Some background info in case this makes no sense whatsoever:

2 weeks ago, the lights downstairs stopped working. And it's not yet fixed. YES; that means I pee in the dark when I'm watching Castle.

But, most curiously, as soon as you're done (peeing, that is) the lights will magickly come on again. It's become a challenge recently.

To get the light to turn on, before I go to wash my hands, I've tried to trick it. But every time, it knows.

And I know, of course, it is an inanimate object that isn't "out to get me". But seriously. EVERY TIME.

I've tried to sit and just get up. Nothing. Tried thinking about going to the sink. Nothing. Made false starts to the sink.

NOTHING.

The light refuses to turn on until I am deadly serious about getting up from the toilet and then actually do it.

HOOOWWWWW? :(

Of course, the easiest way would be just to change the bulb, or get the wires fixed. But that would be taking the easy way out. I REFUSE to let this to one up me.

IT'S ON. Officially. O>O <= thats me. on high alert. no toilet can beat me when I'm -this serious-.

Nerd Jokes

Okay time for nerd jokes/pickup lines.  Most of these were from Hank Green's recent youtube video so check that out.


Baby I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves


Your mum's so ugly not even flourine would bond with her


Two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says 'I'll have some H2O'.  The second one says 'I'll have some H20 too', then he dies.


What does the force have in common with duct tape?  There's a light side and a dark side and they both hold the universe together


If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate


Argon walks into a bar but the bar tender says 'We don't serve noble gasses here'.  Argon doesn't react


What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips


You're like a nonpolar covalent bond - not attractive


There are 10 kinds of people in the world, the ones that know binary and the ones that don't


I wish I was sin(x)^2 and you were cos(x)^2 so we could be one


Why was the man driving the train hit by lightning?
Because he was a good conductor


Why did the algae and the fungus get married?
They took a lichen to each other


What happens when a piano falls down a mine shaft?
A flat miner


So the last one wasn't really that much of a nerd joke but who cares?

The case of the rather manly Morrigan

Armageddon was this weekend.  Not sure why i'm using the past tense as it's still currently going on but i'm just going to assume that no one in the Wellington region is going to read this before six o'clock tonight.
Back to my point, Armageddon. 
AWESOME.
Imagine being a four year old again, in a candy store filled with all kinds of teeth rotting goodness, and then buying all that teeth rotting goodness.  And then going home to eat all the teeth rotting goodness.
It was like that.  But better, because instead of candy, it was comic books, and manga, and anime, and merchandise from all of the above.
Plus we encountered many cosplay characters including the Big Daddy from Bioshock, Alice from Resident Evil, lots of Pokemon, No Face from Spirited Away, and Morrigan from Dragon Age.....who was a guy....a very Morrigan-like guy, but without boobs (obviously).

how come you guys don't write blogs as often now?

Sorry about the lack in posts, schoolwork and such takes priority with us nerds

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

i don't get it?

neither do I

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Worst band ever

I don't know about you but I think I've noticed that there is something wrong the lyrics of a lot of popular songs.  Lets use "Millionaires' as an example, their repertoire of songs include: alcohol, in my bed, party like a millionaire, I like money, and I just got paid lets get laid. 
Lets be honest here, they are the reason misogynists exist. 


Alcohol 


Friday night it's time to party
drop it down and get real naughty
girls talk sh*t, we don't care
we'll take off our underwear!

(chorus) 2x
come get f**ked up!
give me my alcohol
let's get f**ked up!
A-L-C-O-H-O-L

this b*tch is trying to take a shot
she can't down one, what else she got?
jaeger, vodka, even whiskey
down that shit, don't be a...
pussy

who needs pepsi, juice, or sprite?
if you do you're weak (thats right)
i down my shots and gulp my beers
til' every drop disappears

drink every drink that could be tasted
look at us, we're f**kin wasted
we stumble, mumble, no one cares
just cause we're the MILLIONAIRES!

(chorus) 2x
A-L-C-O-H-O-L

(drunkin mumbling and slurring)


Is it just me or is this song sending the wrong message?
I guess if you want to see it for yourself you can click the link
Alcohol - Millionaires
Or if you REALLY want to be disgusted you can watch Party Like A Millionaire.  Be warned though, the first line is 'Middle finger in the air if your pussy's tight, all the boys are getting hard down to f**k tonight'

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We’re not posting enough you say?

 

Like I’ve said before, school’s getting pretty busy, and being the Asians that we are SCHOOL COMES FIRST!  But of course, before that comes Tumblr.  One can never be too busy for tumblr.  And so, if you’re looking for something from us that will be much more frequently updated, click on the links below… :D

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dftba ;)

You have just decreased world suck :D

Anything and everything. Just ask it.