What do i miss the most?

People have been asking what i miss the most about home? i mean India kind of is home but not really
i guess i miss the radio, there not being a need to take toilet paper into the toilet with you, people to share a good nek minute joke with...the white people...
but what i miss the most, i must admit the answer is kind of dumb...i miss the ghost chips ad...how sad
i could miss anything that i want..but i choose the ghost chips ad
how i long to watch that ad and recite each of its crafted dialogue, much to the dismay of my parents
You know i can't take your ghost chips
Egg...Spacehead
Bro, Monique thinks your dumb
and my personal favourite
and if he dies, i'll have to live with his family...puzzletime

Day 1

So, don't you love it
Running through the whole of Singapore's Changi Airport at least twice looking for something to eat
ALL I WANT IS NOODLES LIKE THEY MAKE AT QUEENSGATE
But no...all the noodles here are 'the real thing'
Oh my

and another thing you have to love about Asian countries
Back home you get stared at if you're extremely pretty or extremely ugly...morbidly obese or seem to be talking to yourself
Well over here, you get stared at because you have a funny accent, you ask for a fork and JUST BECASUE YOU'RE INDIAN...a large majority of Singapore is FOBs from my homeland...so yay creepy guys with creepy moustaches staring yay...*sobs in corner while rando walks past staring*

I WANT TO GO HOME