Crazy Parental Moments

As you will have noticed, I write quite a few blogs on parents..just fyi it's because i have no siblings...and no life...(EXCEPT BIG BANG...7.00 EVERY WEEKNIGHT..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Well the other day we were having a family viewing of Harry Potter one, (i.e. nothing else was on TV except Meet the Spartans...) and it was the part where Harry gets his new broomstick. As soon as Hedwig brings the package I exclaim, "It's Harry's new broomstick...the something 2000...", and almost immediately after my dad exclaims the Nimbus 2000...3
Is it normal that parents know those things???

Parents...never fail to amuse

Continuing on from the title...many readers may know that one of my best friends is a guy.
for a long time now, my parents were not aware of this and lived in blissful harmony with their supposedly "good kid".
The other day something came up and they forced me to tell the truth as they had been hearing me talking to someone at night time. this was obviously my mate calling me. As human instinct called, I lied...but my parents were smarter than that. 'It's a boy isn't it?' they said, ever so confident. of course I couldn't deny it anymore. And they knew exactly which boy as well...
Parents continue to freak me out...
how they know I have know idea...
I think I want to be a parent just to learn their secrets...

"Hey Girls!"

It's been a while, my friends. The end (of the year) is nigh, and we have much to celebrate!

Yeah, no, I'm not yet on drugs, but the world is lookin' pretty good right now. (Not literally. It's raining, again, and you're not gunna see Mars coming to hit on us any time soon.)

And the reason why of course is something we're all familiar with by now:

My Brother's Gender Confusion.

Which brings us to the story behind the title of this blog post.

So, we were walking home down the street and up drives a car, the passenger of which leans out and yells (yes, get ready for it) "Hey Girls!"

Which, on it's own doesn't seem very funny. BUT, (here we go) the people included in this "Hey Girls!" were

1. me

2. my cousin stephanie

3. my brother.

DAMN RIGHT.

afterwards, we tied a bow to his head.

Song of the Week

HELLO!  I’ve finally got something more modern…

Flight of the Conchords – Pencils in the Wind

These guys are hilarious.

Lives are like delicate pencils
If you push them too hard they're gonna break
And people are like paper dolls
Paper dolls and people, they're a similar shape
Hmm hmm hm

Love is like a roll of tape
It's real good for making two things one
But just like that roll of tape
Love sometimes breaks off before you were done

Another way that love is similar to tape
That I've noticed
Is sometimes it's hard to see the end
You search on the roll
(search on the roll)
Search on the roll
(searching round the roll)
Search on the roll
(search)
With your fingernail
Again and again
And again and again
And agaaaain.

Brown paper, white paper
Stick it together with the tape
The tape of love
The sticky stuff
Brown paper, white paper
Stick it together with tape
The tape of love
The sticky stuff.
People people
Brown paper, white paper
Paper paper Stick it together with tape
Paper paper The tape of love
People people
People people
Pencil pencil
Pencil pencil
Paper paper
Put the pencil to the paper
Give the paper to the people
Let the people read about the sello tape
Oh baby baby
Yeah

Bret: You know, Jemaine, I've been thinking about love.
And I guess it's the very strongest adhesive.
Jemaine: Oh sorry, Bret. Were you talking to me? I was humming.
What did you say?
Bret: Oh, just... nothing.

Brown paper, white paper
Stick it together with tape
The tape of love
The sticky stuff
Yeah
Ooh brown
Brown paper, white paper
Stick it together with tape
The tape of love
Say it
Sticky
Stick stick
Stick it together
Ye-yeah

guesss who!! :D

WHOOOOOOO ?!

Ask and ye shall recieve.

Merry Christmas Readers!

Hey guys, it’s Christmas!  Here’s a lil personal message because it’s Christmas and I’m feeling nice and yeaaah.

It would be funny if it wasn't me

Ask me how my day was.  Go on.

I am sitting by the laptop watching a movie obtained through completely legal methods when my mum calls and asks me to make dinner and clean the house (just casually).  Therefore I pause my movie and go find that secret stash of cash all asians keep hidden in their homes and walk down to the supermarket where along the way an old man sitting at the bus stop yells 'BLACK SHEEP' at me.

During the eight minutes I was in the supermarket karma decided to be a bitch and made it rain outside - this is unfortunate seeing as i was wearing a white shirt and jandals.  My feet slip out from my shoes as I cross the road and I trip, sending pork ribs flying onto the pavement and when I return home completely soaking I find that I did not bring a house key with me. 

This is where it gets good

I realised I had left my bedroom window partially unlatched meaning I could open it with a stick.  Unfortunately my bedroom is on the second story of our house meaning I had to climb onto an outdoor table and up a plaster column, grab/dent/almost break the gutter and hoist myself onto the roof where i then climbed to my window and unlatched it.  

Actually, here's a picture  

After unlatching the window I fell onto my glass desk and broke multiple pieces of office equipment including my lamp. 

So, how was your day?

Also, be thankful you don't have a three year old sister who makes you chase her into strange shops that turn out to be dodgy R18 porn stores where the seedy man behind the counter leers at you in a very disturbing manner

blargh. where to start?

summer holidays: fun. in the sun. go for a run. look what i've won (only applies to carnival goers). err, i've run out of things to rhyme- un ?

ok, so the point is that I should really be living it up (that's the wonder of the Southern Hemisphere for ya). right? RIGHT?

yes, very good, but would you like to take a look outside? mm. yeah. picture that, but UNDERWATER, since it's been raining enough to make a live rerun of Noah's Ark. seriously.

and point two, - this means that the aforementioned rain was point one - , every hour, i find myself applying Salvacool to William's bloody gum wound. yup. he went to the dentist and had surgery to move an ingrown tooth or something. i'd feel bad for him if it wasn't for the fact that i was the one who was cleaning up after him.

haha, there was a typo and it read " William's bloody gun wound ". i don't really have to say whose hypothetically (??) gun it woul be. do i?

fine. it would be mine.

dummy.

what do you think of marley wildish?

shes pretty annoying and totally U G L Y and I hate her voice and her hair and her face .... LOL just kidding. She's awesome.

Ask and ye shall recieve.

Song of the Week

This week I haven’t had the luck of any modern music – again.  Today’s song is:

A Little Priest – Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet St

So it’s a bit twisted this song.  Actually, the whole movie (or originally stage show) is a bit twisted.

Basically, the story follows a barber (Sweeney Todd, Johnny Depp) living in London with Pie Shop owner Mrs Lovette (Helena Bonham Carter).  Pretty much, he slits the throats of the men he shaves and Mrs Lovette uses the meat from his ‘customers’ in her pies.  It’s all quite gruesome really.  Not for the faint hearted.  But being the strange person I am, I kind of enjoyed it.  And so I bought the soundtrack.

And that, my friends, is why it is on my iTunes (bad English?)

Movies...but only two because i'm poor and can't afford more

The Social Network
I found this movie rather pointless and decided that it should be rated AO because it is too complex for people like me and my best friend, those of whom have low attention spans and sit through movies saying “What just happened?” and “Who’s that guy”, or maybe just people like me that say “OMFG THAT GUY’S INDIAN…RERESENT BRADA!” So only watch this movie if you have a long attention span and actually care that the Mark Zuckerburg character was blatantly stolen from the most talented, incredible, amazing, fantastic, smart, attractive SHELDON COOPER.
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
I didn’t really pay attention to this movie because I was too busy looking at HOW HOT EDMUND AND CASPIAN WERE…OMFG THEY ARE SO HOT. The movie was quite consistent with the high quality set by the other two movies, but I don’t understand how the director overlooked the two books that weren’t made into movies, The Horse and his Boy and The Magician’s Nephew. Í also don’t understand why in this movie, Lucy has a sudden low esteem and thinks that Susan is beautiful…all I think is that she needs a trip to the orthodontist. But oh well, back to CASPIAN AND EDMUND…WOAH. Watch it…it’s definitely worth it….♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

READING...a special blog for all those book clubbers reading

The Lost Books
These are a series of four books which I got from the ADULT SCIENCE FICTION section…jealous? Who cares about what the books are about, they’re from the ADULT SCI FI section…chur
Wicked
I haven’t actually started reading it but I would recommend it because the pages ends are green…which is why I got it out…GGGRRREEEEEENNN
Dan Brown
Author of The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons, both crap movies but amazing books. I recommend you getting not only two copies of the book but the movie as well, and then proceed to give one copy of the book to your father. Read the book then have daily nerd conventions at the dinner table about the flaws in the book. Once the book is finished, watch the movie together and then you can say “That wasn’t in the book!” every five seconds TOGETHER...isn’t that lovely. You see Oh My Bored is against family violence and promotes bonding time…because it’s not okay.

Other TV shows...yes i watch things besides J.S....

Phineas and Ferb (Disney Channel)
Seriously…WHO DOESN’T LIKE THIS PROGRAMME (if you don’t, let me know where you live so I can get my people onto you xp). If you do intensely enjoy P and F, feel free to visit www.kissmeimgujurati.tumblr.com, for more…and refresh compulsively to boost up the hit counter. My personal favourite characters are Baljeet and Beauford…a match made in heaven, the nerd and the bully, and of course, Baljeet REPRESENT BRADA. And I also enjoy seeing Candace’s boyfriend Jeremy, voiced by the most attractive and talented Mitchel Musso ><
Live at the Apollo (Comedy Central)
L.A.T.A. is a stand up show performed by first class comedians at the Apollo Theatre in London, England. I must let you know, if you watch this program and then go to one of my stand up shows, (-_-)you will probably hear recycled jokes from that program…JK I would have been on the episode of L.A.T.A that you watched! Me and my family continue to hold weekly viewings of this programmes and although sometimes it does get a little awkward, Dad always manages to lighten the mood by expressing such quips as “Do you think his grandma’s listening?”
Futurama (Comedy Central)
This program has been around for a while but I have only got around to watching it now…the holidays are an amazing time of year, introducing you to things you would have never done before. It’s basically about Leila, a Cyclops chic with purple hair who captains a crew consisting of Fry, your average dumb human; Dr Zoidberg, a squid thing; the Professor, an old man who i swear will die any second; Amy, the token Asian; the random Jamaican dude and Bender, a robot designed to bend things…and that’s it, they explore the universe looking for stuff to do, much like myself.
How It Should Have Ended (Comedy Central)
H.I.S.H.E. is one of those random programs which air in the ad break, and basically takes popular movies and changes the ending so it makes the directors think that their ending was crap. My personal favourite was the Star Trek one, where Kirk decides to turn Starship Enterprises around straight into a black hole, but unfortunately as soon as the ship comes out; it is blasted by Darth Vader (cue deep breathing)...guts for them. For more, visit www.howitshouldhaveended.com
Mythbusters (Discovery Channel)
My love of Mythbusters began in Year 7 when Mr Bajema showed us pirated tape recordings of the science related program to ease the stress of school. The Mythbusters take everyday myths and unrealistic YouTube videos and try to prove or disprove them. I recommend this show if you enjoy explosions, physics and a redhead doing lame accents.

Jersey Shore (MTV)..yes, i went there sista

I have unfortunately been bitten by the drunk, obnoxious American teenager bug and have taken to watching Jersey Shore…I know…WTH. But I have found that I am now hooked and cannot avert my eyes when the cliché and totally unexpected drama unfolds. If you have never watched an episode, good on ya mate, but basically the cast portray the attitudes and values of people from New Jersey…jokes…they are some of the best and brightest of New Jersey (cue laughter), JK. But in all seriousness, I have carefully analysed each of the cast members and here is what I’ve come up, which will most likely prevent anyone who doesn’t already watch Jersey Shore, from watching Jersey Shore…sorry.

MIKE “The Situation” is probably the most mature person out of them all and is a good leader…to herd up all the girls when they get drunk in the club. The Situation also has tank abs (YOU GOT NOTHIN ON ME PUNK) and has a nice face; not attractive, just one that you can look at without puking, unlike the others…
NICOLE “Snookie” has nice hair but an ugly face. She also left her boyfriend when she came on Jersey Shore which was dumb because he called one night telling her that he had cheated on her…dumbass….or stupidhead, as Snookie likes to say
VINNY is probably the most attractive out of all the Jersey Shore people…and that says a lot…A LOT....BEACAUSE HE'S NOT VERY ATTRACTIVE
JENNI “JWoww” has big lips and big boobs…you can’t see or hear anything past her boobs and her lips so that’s all I gotta say about her.
PAULY D has rank hair…not in a good way. He spends aaaages on it in the mornings and uses probably half a pottle of hair gel…but that’s his problem.
ANGELINA is ugly, has as much personality as a dead fish and is plain dumb. She also has a fringe that brings shame to all people with fringes...*cringe*
RONNIE is fat and thinks he’s real skux but he ain’t….he’s just fat. He also goes out with Sammi, but then goes to the club and makes out with all these girls…DESPERATE
SAMMI “Sweetheart” is the nicest out of all the Jersey Shore people, maybe because she wears glasses, which makes her seem remotely normal. She goes out with Ronnie, but has no idea what goes down when he leaves her to go to the club…maybe she’s not as smart as she seems…

Awake from hibernation...back from the dead...

As a smart Asian kid, I have deducted that I do not contribute a heck of a lot to Oh My Bored and therefore I am ashamed…guts. So because I am doing other things other than blogging (i.e. watching TV, reading, watching movies, playing Sims) I have decided to write a series of blogs on other things I do instead of blogging (i.e. watching TV, reading, watching movies, playing Sims)…ENJOY (as I try to make my dreams of being an epic stand-up comedian a reality through text blogging…chur)

so then do you like your tumblr or blogger site better?

Well, we as 'ohmybored' don't actually have tumblr. It's an individual thing. But on a personal basis, I think Tumblr takes the win.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

diS maeks Mee s0und lyKee Ae reTaRD

This is what i received in a txt message today.


'hEy ther d00d. wutt Yew uPp teW?'


Don't get me wrong, i use txt language like everybody else but this really is taking it too far.  
Tew? TEW?! What the hell?! You just used three letters to spell a two letter word!! Doesn't that kind of go against the whole 'shortening words to fit in a txt' thing?
And random capitilization?  There is no need to put capital letters in the MIDDLE of a word!  
Let me just clarify, dude has the SAME number of letters as dood except that dude is an ACTUAL word.  This also applies for 'wutt'.  And yew? It's a species of tree for crying out loud!


*sigh*  


And a note to those others who txt like this.
STOP IT
You sound like a retard who can't spell, pronounciate, or use grammar correctly 

Song of the Week

Okay guys, I’m trying out this new thing where every week I share a song with you guys.  I’m going to try and make it as random as I can so I’m putting iTunes on shuffle and we’ll see what comes up.  I promise to put it up no matter how outrageously embarrassing or strange it is. 

Um, let’s just see how this goes…

Okay so random song of the week is:

Frank Sinatra – That’s Life

And this is one of the reasons why I don’t let people listen to my iPod.  I hate those kids who’ll just take out one of your earphones and stick it into their ears.  Mainly because they’ll be smearing all their earwax onto them, but also, it’s kinda embarrassing when they catch me listening to music that was written more than half a century ago.  I can’t say that I’m quite in tune with mainstream music.. 

But anyway, no matter how ‘modernized’ or ‘mainstream’ you are, you haven’t lived if you’ve never heard beautiful voice of the late Frank Sinatra.  It’s magic.

And yeah.. Maybe next week iTunes will whip up something more modern .. Maybe.

Hey! You from Paeroa!

So, not to be weird or anything, but I totally noticed you've visited, what, 3 times in a day?

CONGRATULATIONS. :)

unless you're actually 3 different people. which is still pretty cool of you (plural?).

In any case, you get a prize!

A little wislet (yeah. a niblet of wisdom.) : Do not propose to strangers on a dare.

Because 1, it might be some bald old guy, and so your 'friends' will forever retell this story and 2, what if they say yes??? What do you do then? Is there some kind of law against making this joke?

It wasn't even a New Year. =='

Chinese Proverb

'Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead' 

Just so you know

Let's just clear some things up shall we?

• The Telephone

Invented simultaneously by Alexander Graham Bell AND Elisha Gray except Bell was the first to the patent office.

• Apes

Are not the most intelligent animal, porpoise's are

• 'Playing video games rots your brain'

Not scientifically possible unless you play video games in a room full of fungi spores

• Fortune cookies

An american invention

• The seven deadly sins

There are actually eight, they were originally: gluttony, lust, avarice, sadness, anger, apathy, vainglory, and pride

• Brass instruments

Originally made from wood

• 'You're brain is more active when you're sleeping than when you're watching TV'

This is true.  Except that you're brain is equally active when it's sleeping as when you're awake, so an equivalent of this sentence would be 'You're brain is more active when you're thinking/reading/learning than when you're watching TV'

• A Coward

Literally, someone who watches over cows.

• The Mad Hatter

Not fictional, he existed in reality - mercury was used to shine hats which would cause psychosis

Hypocrite!

Yeah, that would be me. Quote:

"You don't know the meaning of clean

til you've gone 4 days without a shower."

Gross, yes, but those very words came out of my mouth the other day.

Words of wisdom, kids. If you really wanted, I could also provide you with some hidden life meaning to it - no good without bad stuff - but for now, just take it literally.

I did.

And my life is complete again…

Tumblr is DOWN.

Hey Guys,

So it’s officially the first day of summer vacation for us, unfortunately the sun didn’t get the memo so it was all grey skies.  And just to top it all off, my dear friend and life source Tumblr, is down.

Now I knew this was coming.  Hell, the banner at the top of my page had been warning me of the coming ‘maintenance’ period but I didn’t know it would take that long!  It’s been more than twelve hours and still no Tumblr for me.  It was working this morning.  Kind of.  This leaves me bored and tired and frustrated because I spent a whole day doing chores instead of Tumblr.  But, I guess all I can do is wait… and rant.. which is what I’m doing. 

I think I wrote a blog early on about how awesome Tumblr is.  It is truly awesome when it’s up and running. 

I usually don’t condone real life friends/people I hate getting Tumblr cause I pretty much spill my life’s secrets and creepy fetishes on there.  But heck, there is only one person in the world who I’d hate to see my Tumblr – and I’m pretty sure they’ve already seen it.  So here’s my link – you’ll be needing it after you join because YOU WILL BE JOINING.

me; http://vaccuumshateme.tumblr.com
pri; http://kissmeimgujurati.tumblr.com

other notable people to follow ^^

http://anthemoftheheart.tumblr.com
http://savingthebestforlast.tumblr.com
http://coconutquarter.tumblr.com
http://deadbait.tumblr.com
http://heythomhey.tumblr.com
http://proudofit.tumblr.com
http://quimvaa.tumblr.com

there’s more.. except I don’t know them off the top of my head and i can’t just check tumblr because NO.  BECAUSE IT’S DOWN.  YEAH THAT’S RIGHT.

Insanely large lingerie

Have you ever walked down the street (as we all do sometime in our lives) to buy your lunch, and have two men walk past pushing a clothing rack adorned with a HUMONGOUS red BRA?

Yesterday, i too could have said that such a thing has never happened me, but alas, no longer.

And when i say humongous bra, i mean literally as big as i am, perhaps even bigger (i was torn between staring and covering my eyes in shock).
Maybe it was a promotion of some sort......yes, i'm going to stick with that theory and you should all do the same.

Please don't think i'm kidding......

what are horcruxes? x)

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HORCRUXES ARE ?! voldemort is not happy.

Ask and ye shall recieve.

Happy Birthday!

Today is our dear Sop’s sweet sixteenth! And so I made this for her… LOL i love making a dick of myself.

p.s. this is actually my serious face.

who am i?

Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu! Oh. Ha, ha. I'm pretty hot, huh?

- Mushu.
Sorry, had the sudden urge.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

sooo....how's it going?

I smell like KFC. That's how it's going.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

My Chemical Romance or All American Rejects?

My Chemical Romance. ALL. THE. FREAKING. WAY.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

What is it with us and porn?

So I googled Oh My Bored... I know.

BUT LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

That's right. One of my posts has been copied onto an 'erotic photo' website.

Who the hell did that? do we really have so many haters? Was it not enough with the Diablo incident?

I fear I may never recover.

where do babies come from?

Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much they write a letter to the baby factory who then deliver a fully customizable baby to them.
Where do you think babies come from dumbass?

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

I just wasted twenty minutes

Who's really bored?? No really, guess.

Even though it's technically still study leave, i have no more exams so to me it's the holidays.  This means i spend an exponentially large amount of time watching Disney Channel - that's right, Wizards of Waverly Place all the way!
Ahem.  Anyways, just thought I'd share with you a list of good movies/books to watch/read in the hopes of converting more of you readers into geek/nerds who stay indoors all the time (and it's the holidays soon).

Moulin Rouge
Genre: Romance/Musical
Sweetest movie ever, will make you cry from both sadness and happiness unless you have no heart like Karen

Inception
Genre: Action
One of those all round movies that kinda have everything in them without being tryhard

Twilight
Just kidding

Remember Me
Genre: Romance/Drama
Even though it has he who will not be named in it, still good, and as the movie goes on you start forgetting it's him which makes it all that much better

Resident Evil
Genre: Horror/Sci Fi
Not really scary, just really cool.  Lots of shooting, and dying, and zombies...

Skulduggery Pleasent - Derek Landy
Don't laugh, I swear this book is amazing and hilarious even if it's target audience is ten year olds - crime fighting skeleton detective, heck yeah

Paper Towns - John Green
Funny, sweet, good stuff

Maximum Ride - James Patterson
Kids with wings, sci fi without the nerdy aspect and really funny

The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins
Fricken amazing, like an action movie but a book.  Set in the future but like the past? If that makes sense. Just read it

If You Could See Me Now - Ceclia Ahern
Same person who wrote PS I Love You.  Soooo sweet and funny and kinda magic and...and.....awwwww (read any of her other stuff too, also amazing)

So there you go.  Don't flame me if you don't like them, they're only suggestions.
Enjoy

ohmygod Tag Photo for Dragon Age

Yup. This is what I made, for an hour, in the middle of Study Leave.

^ obsessive much right?

I hope you're happy, Bioware.

My Mental Safari.

It was on Facebook where I had my reality check. Ironic, yes. There I was, enjoying my well deserved (whatalie) break when someone wrote "can't wait until the holidays". Which, honestly, doesn't seem all that deep and meaningful and whatnot BUT, it was only then that I remembered that IT WAS INDEED, NOT THE HOLIDAYS. I had (still have) an exam in 2 days!

It was the strangest feeling. Sort of wistful and ashamed, the latter for having spent the last 5 hours talking to both non-computerized and computerized 'people'. And the apostrophes are not even meant for the fictional ones. And the former?

I just really needed to continue with my game.

ON ANOTHER NOTE:

we have reached 3000 views, peeps! that's almost... err... 4000?

and our first hatemail too :)

hey guys! LOVE YA! LOL =D

WE LOVE YOU TOO ANON. <3 <3

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

The Hunger Game trilogy [spoiler]

Who here have read The Hunger Game Trilogy ? If you haven't and plan to read it . I suggest you stop reading this post NOW. So the rest of you what did you think of the last book ? Mockingjay ? Sorry Rose, but I got to say it was CRAP. like it's so depressing, and there are so many things going on ! And somethings don't even make sense, like when Johanna and Katniss going to the training session but it was raining ... think about that for a second ... district 13 is underground ... O.O you can assume that training is above ground, but WHY !? if they have like so many other training things underground ... YEAH. BAM.

But that didn't really bug me as much as the ending . the ending . WTF man . So here I am reading the last chapter thinking, so she's mentally unstable and peeta is hijacked. what a great couple. I actually expected to read about peeta and Katniss love life & not how she's really CRAZY. and then the ending phrase ""you love me, Real or Not Real", I tell him, "Real"" thats it . that how much Suzanne talked about Peeta and Katniss love life . Man . What is THIS !? that's how she confess her love !? ==' there's no happy ending at all . Oh yeah I forgot to mention, not only they are both mentally unstable, they also have burns mark everywhere ( well almost)while Gale is as handsome as always . Then I thought wait, theres still the epilogue :D maybe Katniss & Peeta love life will be in there eventhough its only 2 pages . :D

AND THEN ... disappointed ... All she talk about is how she is going to tell her kids about her involment in the hunger game and the war . ==' JEEZ Women. Are you ever truly happy? ><'

Well it goes in order The Hunger Game,the best book, then Catching Fire, and then Mockingjay. The trilogy as a whole is AMAZING.

If you read the Hunger Game trilogy, formspring us what you think about it. :)

Here's a funny thing Ruth made up about PEEta & KatNISS, their couple name would be PeeNiss. :D hhahaaha .

that's all from me. :)

Good use of study leave....

Created by yours truly at two in the morning, but of course my laptop doesn't have internet so posted at 12 something in the afternoon - and yes the colours are a bit un-co but like i said, two in the morning

How to ? :)

Hey guys . I just saw ruth back, blogging . so I thought I should too . Though' I am sure no one miss me since well, I never did wrote that much ... anyhow . I don't really know what to write about, so I thought I reveal my secret of how I edit my photos ? O.o yeah . well actually I use a free software called photoscape. :) it's come with everything . Its so perfect. and ITS FREE. :)
I'll just you some of the things it can do.

<-- that's the original photos :) Ps. it's my little brother. ^^
& the product at the bottom :) It took me about 15 mins to do it . so yeah . :) there's many you can do, like adjust the contrast, or brighten the photos . You can also give them film effects (I used cinema high for this one) There's 5 to choose from I think . :)You can also add frame or object ( like the heart and speech bubble) . There's a lot to discover . and that's only for editing . I am just going to show two more things because there's too many things in photoscape .and I don't really think you'll be interested. :)


















You can also combines pictures together and add frame ^^ like this one . And my favorite thing about photoscape is that you can create a gif image ! :) so here's one of all the writers on ohmybored. ^^

VOILA :) I hope you guys like this post because yeah . :) Merci !

GUYS GUYS GUYS I’M SO EXCITED.. I JUST CAN’T HIDE IT.

So lately, I’ve been having these random creativity big awesome ideas.  Usually I get the idea, think of how awesome it is, but then kind of forget about them and it’s like whaaaaaa…

BUT! I came across this genius note pad that I got for my birthday last year.  It somehow found itself at the bottom of my drawers… Anywho, it’s a pretty cool little note pad.  It’s from Smiggle, which I’m not really keen about, but other than that it is the perfect companion for the creative soul.  LOL that’s cheesy.

So this is how I spent my study leave…

<can’t be bothered inserting picture so I will paint a picture in your mind with my words..  neh. can’t be bothered again.>

But that’s not the big thing.  The HUGE thing is me doing a makeover of my room. But I can’t be bothered elaborating cause I’m tired and a lazy ass..  but guys, lets party.

 

LOLZ. overload.  sorry guys.  I’m in a random mood right now O.O

Channing Tatum: Demon Barber

What is it when THREE people cannot remember a movie from only a few years ago?

Such was the case at the mall today. NONE of us could remember who the Demon Barber from Fleet Street was.

So, we had to make up some prompts. A? B?

Santa?

CHANNING TATUM?
CHANNING TATUM, DEMON BARBER???? >:D thats right.

No. But we were so close to the name, so we headed off to the movie store. :/ No luck there. But we did find the Dane Rumble cd. Or do I mean Shayne Rumble? Or Dane Bond? <= In joke.

Well. We tried our nerdiest friend Rose. NO REPLY. Our second nerdiest friend. NOTHING EITHER.

So, feeling the loneliness birds inside a hollow place of ourselves (POO) we walked back to school and googled it. Which felt a bit like cheating to be honest. EH whatever.

Maybe we are not complete strangers............:)

um. should i be worried?

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Meh. This is why I hate myself.

So, as you probably know girls and boys, it’s exam season again.  It’s that time of year when it’s practically the holidays except not.  It’s that time of year where all that slacking off that we did during the year has finally caught up on us.  And of course it’s that time of year where procrastination is at it’s peak, or well for me at least.

It’s study leave right now.  Of course.  And I probably should be studying right now.  Of course.  Buuuuut, who ACTUALLY studies?  NO actually, bad question, I’m pretty sure a lot of you out there study and you’re just reading this because you’re on your short little break or something.  Am I right, or am i RIGHT?!  Nah jokes, I’m probably wrong but yeah whatevs.

So today’s Monday right, and it’s the first day of exams.  I was one of the lucky people to have TWO exams.  Yay me *claps*.  Art History was first.  This was the only exam that I’ve been dreading cause I hate studying for it and it is probably the hardest exam there is around.  Except, it wasn’t meant to be as hard as I made it.  You see, through out the year we’ve been told that we’ve had to write five essays.  So I’m like writing like crazy right, and I’m onto the last essay when I start reading the instructions on the papers.  Hey guess what.. you only have to write three.  Yay.  I probably just shot myself in the foot by writing four crap essays in place of two insightful and wonderful essays.  COOL.  JUST BLOODY FRICKEN COOL.. And so yeah.  There goes my hopes and dreams of ‘Ece-ing’ (that’s such a lame substitute for Acing) all my exams.  Plus, these are Level Two which means I probably could have put the credits to good use.  Ahh, it feels good to rant to complete strangers.

Maths was good.  Too bad I don’t bloody need the maths credits.

And yeah. That’s it for now.  I thought maybe you readers could use a new post.  Unfortunately this is the best I can come up with..

 

LATER SKATER.

-evil laughter-

Did you see a Chinese girl at the library, smirking at you while you studied?

That would be me. >:D Yeah. There's just something really satisfying about being able to flag study since I have already passed! DAYUM, sweet justice.

Alright, so I got a few nasty frowns from some people. Obviously they were wondering why they didn't have the same audacity. I mean come on! Going to the library a day before exams start and just read a book (On the intricacies on Political Murder, no doubt) ??? What arrogance! What nerve!

Of course, I should really striving for excellence (time and time again ==' )

But in all honesty.. Meh. I'll just soak up the hate/jealousy/murderous intent for a while. It's like the sun's rays for me. Only, without the sunscreen.

please could someone explain why a random just advertised de-erection products to us.

I wish I could explain that... best educated guess? spam.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Ok from facebook I know u have been online so could u just Fukien update already

learn how to spell. and then we'll talk.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

OMG YOU POSTED- thankyouuuuuu

you're welcome.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Sorry.

I totally screwed up the template.

Don’t worry.  I’ll make an uber awesome one once exams are over.  Or should I just leave it as it is? Formspring it.

http://formspring.me/ohmybored (hah, dunno if that’s the actual link so you’re safer typing into that little box on the right>>>)

Cool as things you can make into emoticons.

you can thank me later.

teachers. HMMM…

Hey Guys,

So I guess an apology is due right about now for our apparent lack in new posts.  SORRY!  I could say that we’ve all actually just been really busy with our overly committed lives buuuut, that would be lying.  To be honest, we’re just a bunch of lazy asses overcome by lethargy.  I don’t think that actually makes sense…

But, here’s the post you’ve been waiting for.  It’s not that great cause I’m not the best writer, I’m more of an essay writer -  a boring one at that.

Anyway, (you’re gonna hate me for this), Dragon Age.  NO WAIT, DON’T STOP READING.  I promise I won’t ramble on about how awesomely awesome this game actually, truly is (it’s reaaaaaally  awesome xD).  I thought I’d blog about how weird, almost creepy in fact, it is that our teacher (or rather former teacher) is about to get into it.  Like, I get it;  Single, geeky, middle aged man = video game freak.  But honestly, DRAGON AGE ?!  Of all games, WHY !?  I’ll be honest, it’s an awesome game that ANYONE can get into, buuuut… It suddenly reduces the enjoyment of the game…

I guess there are a few things that you should actually understand about Dragon Age.  It’s R16.  The age restriction is there for a reason;

Mature Audiences: Blood, Intense Violence, Partial Nudity, Language, Sexual Content

Blood is understandable.  Killing isn’t satisfactory without the blood. (Video Game killing I mean…)  And Dragon Age is awesome because the blood is actually simulated and shows up.

Intense violence.  Well, that one’s pretty much the same. As well as Language.  It’s not even hard out swearing, just words like ‘bloody’ and stuff like that. 

Partial Nudity and Sexual Content.  Now this is the part I’m worried about.  Personally, I think the game would still be awesome without all the uhh.. to put it plainly, sex.  I didn’t even know that was part of the game!  But then you start running into brothels and there are assassins hitting on you as well as some bastard prince and next thing you know you’re in a tent doing it while the big evil guys could be there any minute to kill you.  (Luckily they don’t show the actual… y’know..) I don’t really get the necessity of it…

So as you can imagine, it’d be awkward if your teacher plays through the game and comes across such scenes.  The partial nudity is practically everywhere.  There’s Morrigan, who’s boobs are barely hiding behind a drape, and heaps of desire demons who are pretty much in minimalistic underwear.  Emphasis on the minimalistic.  Oh, and of course can’t forget the Broodmother.  She has eight boobs.  :)3333  << kind of like that but like, saggy-er.  But there’s nothing there that’s actual explicit or anything, so no, this isn’t porn.

Luckily for us, we don’t have to run into him for another two three weeks cause of exams.  And then after that never again, unless it’s one of those awkward walking-through-the-mall-avoiding-eye-contact moments.  But as of now I’m dreading that last day of school.  I can just feel an awkward conversation coming up.  REALLY awkward.

But yeah.  So, if there has to be a lesson learnt, it’s this.  Never ever ever discuss video games in front of your teacher.  EVER.

I hope that’s satisfactory for all you HATERS out there. 

GREY WARDEN OUT.  LOL.  Just kidding.

Exams.

Turns out next year we'll have to be working our butt off. Don't think I like the sound of that, but I guess at least you'd look skinnier.

blegh. Blame computer games.

Times when the only appropriate smiley is =.='

Well, discussing China's Got Talent, a great, hilarious, Chinese show, funnily enough, we got onto the finalists.

Me: "What? I thought there were only 8 finalists."

Dad: "No, the other 2 are publicly picked, in what you call.. Reborn. (Me: Ehhhh??) like, MONSTER REBORN. :D .

Me: Daddy, that's a YuGiOh card.

On another note, check this vid out. Words cannot describe how HILARIOUS this is.

Watch this.

I accidentally drank dishwashing detergent. Is that bad?

Well it depends what kind of dishwashing detergent that is. Some dishwashing detergents contain chemicals that are bad for the body - no kidding. Sometimes, dishwashing detergent is more harmful to the body than even bleach or Easy Off Bam (god I hate that ad). So if I were you, I'd be very stupid to drink dishwashing detergent. But I suppose I should be helpful... not that this was a serious question to begin with... but I guess the best thing you can do is flush it out of your system so drink heaps of water or milk; they always work best. Or better yet, go see a doctor.

I decided to answer a quesiton properly for once. This is boring. :/

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Dear Mrs Whore, Where do I live?

I lied.

Love from Mrs Whore.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

can you see who asks these questions?

yes. i even know where you live.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Why do a lot of your answers not make any sense?

Well.. you see... It seems that I'm the only one who regularly checks these formspring questions so I'm the only one who really gets a chance to answer these questions. Lately, I've kind of just been addicted with this game I came across, Dragon Age: Origins. And then, my friend, that's kind of just what I relate everything to now... You'd understand if you knew the amazingness of the game. Play it. I dare you.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Why? (with a "hwi" sound)

Why do you ask me such questions? I do not probe you for pointless information, do I?

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Why is I a girl?

because you is not a boy.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Is William Zhang really a girl?

yes.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Yes, I created a quiz and answered it myself.

a. What is the most racist part of you?

hmm. probably my elbow. :) actually, like, a thing you do? ok. So. If i were an airport security guard, i would be deeply suspicious of that asian guy with the beard. coz either he's a hippy (weed-alert) or he's that runaway wife killer. since asians should really not have a beard in any other situation. especially the women.

b. What is the least racist part of you?

my parents like Lionel Richie. no wait, that's my parents least racist thing. oh well. that's all i've got really.

c. Maybe we should stop discussing racism. I see this is becoming quite a habit.

maybe you should SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

d. I think your appalling behaviour is uncalled for.

and who are you, the speech police?

e. ehhem. Once you've calmed down, I'd like you to answer this, What is... the 10th digit of Pi?

5?

f. Incorrect. I supposed you failed to account for the 3 at the beginning. The right answer is 3.

*twitch* This must be the most retarded self therapy session EVER.

g. That'll be 79 dollars then. Would you like to pay by cash or credit card?

=='.... Cash.

Why does my shampoo have formaldehyde in it?

Now my friends is the time to worry.....
technically the holidays only began today seeing as the weekend doesn't count......
.......already chomped up sixteen hours playing Dragon Age.....
.......watched the entire first season of The Big Bang Theory.....
......had a serious conversation about shampoo with my reflection......
.......you think i'm kidding don't you?


.......oh dear

Have you ever been fired? If so, why?

Funny story that. I was walking through a flaming doorway, and then I got on fire. Then, I had to shapeshift into the flaming man. AND THEN, of I course I was on fire.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

What does LCM stand for?

lowest common multiple.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

this blog seems quite well, dead, please post something, i am reduced to doing homework o_O

Yeah, well, I don't see you out there slaying Darkspawn... I'M A LEVEL 13 MAGE !! bitch.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

You know you're racist when ...

when you write about "you know you're asian when..."

TEEHEE.

You know you're ASIAN when....

White people honk at you on the road for no reason.

Calling your pet for dinner has an ENTIRELY different meaning.

Your parents were always disappointed you didn't become a doctor.

You know that Indians are in fact, Asians too.

People automatically assume you do martial arts.

Your last name is Wang, Park or Patel.

When White people try to pronounce your name, they put on an accent that makes them sound constipated.

Your parents tell you to lose weight so they can save petrol.

When you go a White friend's house for dinner, rice is served.

You carry chopsticks with you everywhere for reasons above.

You're the only one able to pretend you come from a different country and speak no english when a substitute teacher is in.

You can pull off the emo look naturally.

When your face is pulled back, you still look the same.

You haggle for toilet paper.

You can navigate through Chinatown by smell only.

You use the same pen until all the ink runs out. All of it.

WATCH IT. LOVE IT. DO WHATEVER.

Its a Conspiracy.

Forget aliens hidden by the FBI. Our own lives are PERSONALLY affected in this one.

Yes, you heard me. Guess what happened today? Teachers strike. Students stay at home. But where was I from the time of 8am to 4pm?

At school.

Thats it. The conspiracy. They kept us at school. On the one day we could've not.

Yes, 2 exams.

Slavedrivers.

Disturbing consequences of boredom

I was about to write a post about another overheard conversation but I realised I seem to write alot about them (No i don't go around evesdropping but a lot of people just assume you can't hear anything when you're wearing headphones). So instead, something new, or at least not the same.
 I was casually browsing through the yellow pages this afternoon (as per usual) and I don't know if you realise this but there is a section in there for escorts....directly following the section on entertainment and recreation (which FYI was the section i was looking for - paintballing).
Obviously it's ordered alphabetically but imagine the horror of an eight year old kid looking up the laser force phone number for their birthday party and stumbling across a page full of half naked women?


'Have one or more of our quality girls pamper you, we visit home/hotel/motel'

'Pleasure and satisfaction for the discerning gentleman'

What is this??!
Am I the only one who thinks this is totally inapropriate and disturbing?
The Yellow Pages needs a R16 rating.


Something else also wrong with the world: Teachers that try to be cool and use slang. I don't think i need to even elaborate on that one because we all know how wrong that is.

Band Practise

Last Wednesday we had our first band practice
It was rather exciting, i learned how to play the bass guitar
I wasn't bad
haha jk, WE ARE AMAZING, ASIAN 5!!!!
Learn the name then you shall see it in lights!!
Yup..:D

Ominous Shadows

Was playing Taptap with Rose-ama bin Laden (hahaha!) and things were beginning to get intense.

We were only a few thousand points different and the GAME WAS ON. She was even smart enough to not look at the points board when I asked "Who's winning?" (Damn. It usually works too).

And then.... dun dun duhhhhh! Some random came up. And covered the screen with a shadow. Who was that? That cloudy day of Monday in the school library? But it was too intense to look and only when the song had finished would we dare to look out and see.... the MATH TEACHER.

GAHHHH.

Greetings from ICT class. Thank goodness blogger isn't blocked by the webmarshall. This is proof of my procrastination and refusal to do my work and finish that internal worth 6 credits due in four days......
Plus this is Rose, not Pri. She's busy actually doing her work.....lol jk she's sitting next to me telling me what to write and trying to break school property.

I really should do my work so i'll leave you with this - an accurate representation of my mental state right now:

I LIKE THE BACKGROUND. ... DOES THAT PENCIL TREE HAVE AN ANUS????

yeah, and it's called YOUR FACE.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

HELP ME PLEASE! I NEED THESE NCEA CREDITS!

Just take this short survey kay ?

THIS IS NOT SPAM, IT’S FOR REAL SO PLEAAAAAAAAAASE HELP ME OUT !

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/RV5CSYY

is this just yours pri?

yeah. so you know, just ask me whatever. AUV JOH! (;

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

is this just yours pri?

yeah. so you know, just ask me whatever. AUV JOH! (;

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Would you get electricuted if you stood in a storm holding a fork?

Did you ever hear about Benjamin Franklin and the kite? Where he tied a key to a piece of twine then flew the kite that the twine was attatched to? Then the lightning hit the key, which was metal. Okay so I'm not entirely sure if that's how the story goes.... But anyway, i'm thinking, if you decided to stand outside with a fork, you would get electricuted. Or at least get hit by the lightning bolt. Maybe if you do, you should at least wear rubber gloves (that's what Ash does in the first episode of Pokemon when Pikachu is being a down right little shite). But if I were you, I wouldn't try it at all.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

damn. broke the toaster again.

this weekend, my (lovely) parents bought a new toaster. why? i broke the last one, since i kept heating foods on top. which apparently, you're not supposed to do.

they got the one with the warning on the top, "DO NOT COVER" nicely written. three words, which cost more than the toaster itself ($50, compared to the $20 non warned toaster)

how nice.

i seem to be a pretty fail cook. like, Gordon Ramsay minus the cooking ability.

i can even burn microwave popcorn. this surely deserves some kind of award.

If you could pick a superpower, what would it be?

the 'make that bitch pay for what she did' power. could come in really handy i think. fun too. what about you eh?

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

It's The End

.....It's gone
.
.
.
.
.......my Fable disc is gone
In fact, all my games are gone.  Disappeared, vanished, poof!
No Dawn of War
No World of Warcraft
No Civilization
No Age of Mythology
and no Fable!!!
My God it's like 2012 has come early.....
Maybe you don't understand the significance of what has happened but a nerd without her computer games is like no nerd at all......alas I must settle for the rubiks cube until my games decide to reappear.

On a slightly less apocolyptic note, our contributor Karen took an online personality test - yes these things are usually just gimmicks but the IPIPNEO is supposedly based on brain science and I have to say, it pretty much nailed it on the head.

Modesty - 0
Morality - 0
Sympathy - 0
Emotionality - 0 (not sure what that means)
Friendlienss - 1

Most accurate personality test out there I swear
  

Kids these days.

I've been feeling a bit old late, and old fashioned too. But honestly, can you blame me?

Ok, the other day, got some year 9s (equivalent to 12 years old?) to help me and one kept going on about her "ever largening boobs" blegh! and the reason for this? to catch the electricians attention. eww. he wouldve been what? 30? and she was 12. i was physically sick.

and whats up with children having iPhones and generally, more expensive gadgets than us?

WHAT DOES A 8 YEAR OLD NEED WITH AN IPHONE? >> be ready for a conference call with their PRIMARY TEACHER?

jesus. no wonder we're all screwed for the future, if this is what we're facing already.