What do i miss the most?

People have been asking what i miss the most about home? i mean India kind of is home but not really
i guess i miss the radio, there not being a need to take toilet paper into the toilet with you, people to share a good nek minute joke with...the white people...
but what i miss the most, i must admit the answer is kind of dumb...i miss the ghost chips ad...how sad
i could miss anything that i want..but i choose the ghost chips ad
how i long to watch that ad and recite each of its crafted dialogue, much to the dismay of my parents
You know i can't take your ghost chips
Egg...Spacehead
Bro, Monique thinks your dumb
and my personal favourite
and if he dies, i'll have to live with his family...puzzletime

Day 1

So, don't you love it
Running through the whole of Singapore's Changi Airport at least twice looking for something to eat
ALL I WANT IS NOODLES LIKE THEY MAKE AT QUEENSGATE
But no...all the noodles here are 'the real thing'
Oh my

and another thing you have to love about Asian countries
Back home you get stared at if you're extremely pretty or extremely ugly...morbidly obese or seem to be talking to yourself
Well over here, you get stared at because you have a funny accent, you ask for a fork and JUST BECASUE YOU'RE INDIAN...a large majority of Singapore is FOBs from my homeland...so yay creepy guys with creepy moustaches staring yay...*sobs in corner while rando walks past staring*

I WANT TO GO HOME

Radio DJs

Isn't it interesting when you listen to the radio, and you develop a visual picture of what the DJ looks like?

and then you go on the station's website or they come on TV and you're like "Aw".
they never look like you expect...how disappointing.
most of the time it's good that they're on the radio and not TV...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUTHIE !

LOLOL I’m hoping to surprise you on your birthday.  Hopefully you won’t remember yourself posting this.

Today is 13/1/11.  We had the first day of school today.  I’ve finished all of my homework.

I’ve always wanted to send myself a letter to the future me.

HAVE A GOOD 17th BIRTHDAY !

Love from yourself.

LOLZ HOW LAME IS THAT – I have to say happy birthday to myself.

Addiction...It's not okay

Well I have made a recent discovery (one that probably everyone else made ages ago) that i am an addict...of Sims 3. the first thing i do when i switch on my laptop is open Sims via a little icon (right next to the Start button) on the taskbar. while i (attempt to) complete homework, i am constantly alt tabbing my way back to the mindless virtual reality. this is not good...not good at all.

but discussing the merits of a good computer game, Sims is well and truly mindless. For example, when throwing out fresh food, your Sim gets a negative moodlet for wasting good food. however, if another Sim dies at YOUR party (YES DIE), the Sim feels nothing and after mourning (for about 10 Sim minutes), it was right back partying, followed by the phone ringing saying blah blah has passed away...NO S***, she died in my house dumbass, as if i wouldn't notice.

the dying process in the Sim world is also quite disturbing. your Sim turns transparent, begins to float. then the grim reaper enters your house (don't ring the doorbell then...) with his whole entourage of smoke (faulty smoke alarm aye?!) then stands (floats) there for a bit, the floats on out, taking the Sim ghost with him. 5 4 3 2 1...life continues.

and just for fun the other day, i took two complete strangers and timed how long it took them to get married...TWO sim HOURS, (two minutes according to my mate, if you use cheats)

so to round up, the life of a sim is pretty easy (according to both meanings...) You're born, you live, you get married in minimum two minutes, you die a creepy death. your life is mapped out in the papers

Oh to be a Sim

It’s the 40 Hour Famine.

27 – 29 May 2011

This year, we’re asking Kiwis to help raise $3.15 million in the 40 Hour Famine to feed thousands of hungry children and families around the world. It’s a big goal, but together we can do it. Thanks heaps!

The cause
Almost a billion people in the world are hungry. This year, we have a specific focus on East Timor, one of New Zealand’s closest neighbours in the Asia-Pacific region. Half of all young children over there are malnourished. One of these children is 7-year-old Lily. Read Lily’s story here.

Guys it’s for a really good cause!  I’m going 40hours being deaf.  Every little bit counts!  Even if it’s only a dollar or even 50c.  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Here’s me hoping to guilt trip y’all into donating money for kids in East Timor that are pretty much on the brink of dying.  SO CLICK THE LINK AND DONATE!  As you can see, this is legit stuff, so I’m not scamming you or anything.

https://www.famine.org.nz/Payment.aspx?PID=11917

https://www.famine.org.nz/Payment.aspx?PID=11917

https://www.famine.org.nz/Payment.aspx?PID=11917

https://www.famine.org.nz/Payment.aspx?PID=11917

ONE YEAR.

So this is it guys, one year in the blogging for us here at OhMyBored.  COOOOL!

Recycling = Good

Born Again Metal Head.

I am such a hypocrite.

A mere 5 days ago, you'd have to put me under a fair degree of torture to get me to admit to liking hard rock, or metal, or most scarily, Christian Rock.

But I've renounced this opinion. I'm listening to Comatose (Skillet) at this very moment.

YES, I know I'm sounding like one of those scary hyper religious people who go out and suck other people into their new perspectives, but even at such risk, I must write it.

Because the moral of the story is that you should give things a chance, maybe even a second one. But probably not a third, that would be called Not Learning From Your Mistakes.

Yeah. I've been staring at the stars too much, and there was this weird smoke emanating from my neighbour's garden last night too...

Jewish famous people

Here is a list of famous people that you may or may not have known are Jewish...(this cam eabout because i was writing an eesy on "Are Jews still afraid?" reffering to the Holocaust)

• Groucho Marx


• Woody Allen


• Eugene Levy


• Harrison Ford


• Neil Diamond


• Jerry Seinfeld


• Ben Stiller


• Lisa Kudrow


• Joaquin Phoenix


• Maggie Gyllenhaal


• James Franco


• Sarah Michelle Gellar


• Jennifer Connelly


• Adrien Brody


• Adam Brody


• Zach Braff


• Michelle Trachtenberg


• Seth Rogan


• Natalie Portman


• Danielle Radcliffe


• Sara Paxton


• Josh Peck


• Jonah Hill


• Jake Gyllenhaal


• Scarlett Johansson


• Joseph Gordon-Levitt


• Ben Feldman


• Jesse Eisenberg


• Amanda Bynes


• Rachel Bilson


• James Maselow


• Logan Lerman ♥ i still love you

Movie Reviews

Being the most amazing Senior 2 English student EVER (cue sarcasm sign), I have compiled some E level reviews…complete with spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors…YAY

Beverley Hills Chihuahua

I wasn’t really watching this movie because Family Guy was on, it was the Star Wars episode…haha. But the best part of the movie…dun dun dun dudun CHIHUAHUA…my household was so annoyed with me singing this over and over and over and over and over again. But you must admit it is catchy. Dun dun dun dudun CHIHUAHUA. It was a weird movie because it was supposed to be romantic but you couldn’t really take it seriously because, I mean, they were dogs. But the Mehican gardener…yum… dun dun dun dudun CHIHUAHUA

Date Night

This movie was actually amazing, actually. Steve Carell and Tina Fey are two of the funniest people around and together, they are unstoppable. And of course Mark Wahlberg, extremely attractive for a man of his age (right up there with Robert Downey Jr…mmm) and of course at the end of the movie, it was coming. They end up in the brothel; it was going to come sooner or later. It wasn’t that bad, it was actually quite funny. Overall, I spent most of the film lolling, which is always sign of a fabulous movie…go watch it now…GO! I have nothing else to say besides that it is really good, really funny movie and Wahlberg is really sexy in it…for an old guy...zip your vagina hoe…

District 9

Hmmm…I knew this movie would be good when the first words on the screen were ‘Peter Jackson Presents’. The graphics were amazing…aah Weta, you’ve done it again. The film was actually quite funny at the beginning the bad South African swearing and I mean, giving an alien an eviction notice…it was really funny. Then it got all serious and story of aliens and humans working together bloomed into a boring and dragging on plot line until I woke up and the movie was finished…so I would recommend watching the first hour or so…I closed my eyes in the middle because it got sort of gross. And his teeth fell out after eating cat food…watch out cats. And I did hear one Kiwi voice amongst the moderately good South African accents…good on ya mate. Overall, the parts of the movie were pretty good, even the serious parts and it must be good, my dad stayed awake through the whole movie and that doesn’t happen often, only in good sci-fi movies.

Valentine's Day

This movie was your cliché romcom movies all mushed into one. You know all-star cast, love hearts, heart breaks, cute little kids, cute old people and happily ever afters. So the most amusing part of the movie, according to me, was that Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift were together…that was pretty funny (walk it off baby walk it off…YOU’RE STILL HOT!). That and the suspense the Bradley Cooper was going to have a full on gay kiss. And knowing that Jessica Alba was a heartless b**** the whole time...Demi still loves you Ashton! And the part in the Indian restaurant…how the mum got the kid to work, classic Indian parent, don’t worry about boys child, all I want is free child labour. Why was the guy that Emma Roberts was with so ugly? And why did he take his undies off? Eek. Anne Hathaway…yea I don’t need to say anything more…go back to being a princess. Right down to business….
Best Couple: Edgar and Estelle…their names are just perfect together
Best Actor: That random Mexican guy that worked at the florist...haha.
Best Actress: Jessica Biel, pretty! Jenifer Garner and of course the Indian chick
Worst Couple: Alba and Kutcher…it was so obvious from the start
Worst Actor: Taylor Launter…he looked so awkward
Worst Actress: Anne Hathaway and Taylor Swift…epic fails (except for YOU’RE STILL HOT…haha)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightening Thief

I told myself, just sit there, watch it with an open mind, there’s no need to comment on every little thing that’s not in the book…of course, being the unruly judgmental Indian kid I am…one who reads all 5 PJ books at least twice a year, could not hold back, providing running commentary, that’s not in the book, who’s that, they’re not supposed to look like that, WHAT IS THIS? But in short…
• That was the Minotaur?
• Why was Gabe not fat?
• Chiron=Pierce Brosnan, puhlease
• Was the Oracle on holiday? Where was it?
• AAAH it’s Medusa, let me whip out my APPLE IPOD to look at her…
• Hades looks like Mick Jagger and was Steve Coogan…meh… it could’ve at least been a more Marilyn Manson look…with Charlie Sheen playing...haha
• Why was Persephone a slut?
• Why were the Gods so God-like? Zeus is meant to be in a suit and Poseidon in short and a tee shirt…not a toga. And why were the chic Gods and dude Gods mixed up…guys on one side, girls on the other…don’t want any dodgy God business going on…
• Really Luke…I know you’re not really that ugly
• Why was Annabeth so pretty??? She’s not supposed to be that pretty...
Yea, and that’s the short list. But big ups for choosing the right kid for Grover, CRACK UP! And Charon was pretty creepy...and the Hydra looked cool, as did Mrs. Dodds. But the best part of the whole movie, drum roll please… YOU DON’T GET PERCY JACKSON LOOKING LIKE THAT IN THE BOOK!! Logan Lerman you can be my demi god hero any day ♥♥♥

Star Trek

Well where do I begin?? Being the almost ultimate Trekkie that I claim to be, it is a memorable addition to the list of movies following the crew of the starship Enterprise as they venture to go where no one has gone before.
The actors are a good bunch of people…I recommend checking out the mash up of Chris Pine and Zachary Quintot’s face on Tumblr…woah. Speaking of Chris Pine, is it me or had he become extremely more appealing than the last of him that I saw in Princess Diaries? Zac Quintot…he got nothing on Mr. Nimoy…who does appear in the film as the alternate version of Spock and of course appears in the most amazing moment of Zac’s life…HE IS VULCAN SALUTED BY LEONARD NIMOY!!!! Sulu is amazing…represent Asian brother. Chekov…I thought his side profile looked cute…until they did a full face shot…where I found to my horror that his head was a bit too wide for my liking…eek. Another thing...please excuse my ignorance, but what was that cute little alien with Scotty?? Yes Scotty, the best Scotsmen since Megan Whitelaw :).
Overall, I found Star Trek to be a very good film on the origins of the starship Enterprise’s crew, and its main players, Kirk and Spock. Nice graphics, nicer (looking) characters, Leonard Nimoy, happily ever after... what more could you want? (WE WANT WILLIAM SHATNER!)

WHOA.

It's a chalk painting by the legendary Edgar Mueller. Crazy.

Could be doing physics homework

The best time to Youtube stuff?  When you have nothing to do or stuff you have to do but don't want to.


Celebrity impressions, and lets be honest, they're pretty accurate.

interesting facts about time spent/wasted.

1. Some guy, Randy Gardner, stayed awake for 264 hours. That's 11 days. Yes, we all know that. BUT, less famous is the controversy that the actual record goes to Maureen Weston, who stayed awake for 449 hours (18 days) in a rocking chair marathon.

2. The average high from marijuana is 2 hours. (unrelated: there's a website called www.hightimes.com. guess what they're all about?)

3. The longest time spent Dancing while Holding Green Cups: 18 minutes, 29 seconds. Pathetic.

4. What can you do in 110 hours and 46 minutes? Adrian Hilton read the complete works of Shakespeare in that time, armed with friends to keep him awake and even advice from NASA on nutrition over the 5 days. Yes, the same organisation that sent man into space.

5. Time spent on the toilet each year, Worldwide.

6.7 billion people x 365.25 days x 10 minutes = 24 500 000 000 000 minutes

That's the equivalent to nearly half a million centuries.

Imagine that.

cheating the bathroom lights.

I am out-manoeuvring the bathroom lightbulb.

Some background info in case this makes no sense whatsoever:

2 weeks ago, the lights downstairs stopped working. And it's not yet fixed. YES; that means I pee in the dark when I'm watching Castle.

But, most curiously, as soon as you're done (peeing, that is) the lights will magickly come on again. It's become a challenge recently.

To get the light to turn on, before I go to wash my hands, I've tried to trick it. But every time, it knows.

And I know, of course, it is an inanimate object that isn't "out to get me". But seriously. EVERY TIME.

I've tried to sit and just get up. Nothing. Tried thinking about going to the sink. Nothing. Made false starts to the sink.

NOTHING.

The light refuses to turn on until I am deadly serious about getting up from the toilet and then actually do it.

HOOOWWWWW? :(

Of course, the easiest way would be just to change the bulb, or get the wires fixed. But that would be taking the easy way out. I REFUSE to let this to one up me.

IT'S ON. Officially. O>O <= thats me. on high alert. no toilet can beat me when I'm -this serious-.

Nerd Jokes

Okay time for nerd jokes/pickup lines.  Most of these were from Hank Green's recent youtube video so check that out.


Baby I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves


Your mum's so ugly not even flourine would bond with her


Two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says 'I'll have some H2O'.  The second one says 'I'll have some H20 too', then he dies.


What does the force have in common with duct tape?  There's a light side and a dark side and they both hold the universe together


If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate


Argon walks into a bar but the bar tender says 'We don't serve noble gasses here'.  Argon doesn't react


What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips


You're like a nonpolar covalent bond - not attractive


There are 10 kinds of people in the world, the ones that know binary and the ones that don't


I wish I was sin(x)^2 and you were cos(x)^2 so we could be one


Why was the man driving the train hit by lightning?
Because he was a good conductor


Why did the algae and the fungus get married?
They took a lichen to each other


What happens when a piano falls down a mine shaft?
A flat miner


So the last one wasn't really that much of a nerd joke but who cares?

The case of the rather manly Morrigan

Armageddon was this weekend.  Not sure why i'm using the past tense as it's still currently going on but i'm just going to assume that no one in the Wellington region is going to read this before six o'clock tonight.
Back to my point, Armageddon. 
AWESOME.
Imagine being a four year old again, in a candy store filled with all kinds of teeth rotting goodness, and then buying all that teeth rotting goodness.  And then going home to eat all the teeth rotting goodness.
It was like that.  But better, because instead of candy, it was comic books, and manga, and anime, and merchandise from all of the above.
Plus we encountered many cosplay characters including the Big Daddy from Bioshock, Alice from Resident Evil, lots of Pokemon, No Face from Spirited Away, and Morrigan from Dragon Age.....who was a guy....a very Morrigan-like guy, but without boobs (obviously).

how come you guys don't write blogs as often now?

Sorry about the lack in posts, schoolwork and such takes priority with us nerds

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

i don't get it?

neither do I

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Worst band ever

I don't know about you but I think I've noticed that there is something wrong the lyrics of a lot of popular songs.  Lets use "Millionaires' as an example, their repertoire of songs include: alcohol, in my bed, party like a millionaire, I like money, and I just got paid lets get laid. 
Lets be honest here, they are the reason misogynists exist. 


Alcohol 


Friday night it's time to party
drop it down and get real naughty
girls talk sh*t, we don't care
we'll take off our underwear!

(chorus) 2x
come get f**ked up!
give me my alcohol
let's get f**ked up!
A-L-C-O-H-O-L

this b*tch is trying to take a shot
she can't down one, what else she got?
jaeger, vodka, even whiskey
down that shit, don't be a...
pussy

who needs pepsi, juice, or sprite?
if you do you're weak (thats right)
i down my shots and gulp my beers
til' every drop disappears

drink every drink that could be tasted
look at us, we're f**kin wasted
we stumble, mumble, no one cares
just cause we're the MILLIONAIRES!

(chorus) 2x
A-L-C-O-H-O-L

(drunkin mumbling and slurring)


Is it just me or is this song sending the wrong message?
I guess if you want to see it for yourself you can click the link
Alcohol - Millionaires
Or if you REALLY want to be disgusted you can watch Party Like A Millionaire.  Be warned though, the first line is 'Middle finger in the air if your pussy's tight, all the boys are getting hard down to f**k tonight'

Still bored?

- Check these guys out. 

Because these guys are awesome. 

We’re not posting enough you say?

 

Like I’ve said before, school’s getting pretty busy, and being the Asians that we are SCHOOL COMES FIRST!  But of course, before that comes Tumblr.  One can never be too busy for tumblr.  And so, if you’re looking for something from us that will be much more frequently updated, click on the links below… :D

http://vacuumshateme.tumblr.com

http://kissmeimgujurati.tumblr.com

http://confessionsofanasiankid.tumblr.com

(p.s. THE FIRST ONE IS THE COOLEST, just sayin’)

dftba ;)

You have just decreased world suck :D

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

What things do you do to stay healthy?

Play video games. I mean, DUUUUUH.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Okay, I swear hit count just went up 100 in the last hour.

John Lennon pretty much sums up my life…

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted…

This totally justifies the hours I spend on the internet.

thanks for not posting anything..your blogs boring now

yes yes we get it.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

10 Movies You Should Watch

Sorry for the recent lag of posts guys, school’s been pretty busy with tests and internals coming up.  But anyway, I thought I’d all relieve you of your boredom and provide a list of movies that’ll eat a few hours of your boredom away. 

Just a warning, these movies are pretty much all romantic comedies/drama/musical because I like watching movies where I don’t have to think.  Like say, Inception - that hurt my head just trying to keep up (despite the fact that I slept through the first half of it…). So expect that ‘awww’ feeling at the end, maybe even a few tears (I highly doubt it, but if you’re that emotional type…) and here comes that list… Not in any particular order… (BUT CAN YOU SEE THE PATTERN IN THE FIRST FEW !?)

1. When in Rome – Kristen Bell & Josh Duhamel
2. Life as We Know It – Josh Duhamel & Katherine Heigl
3. The Ugly Truth – Katherine Heigl & Gerard Butler
4. P.S. I Love You – Gerard Butler & Hilary Swank
5. The Proposal – Sandra Bullock & Ryan Reynolds
6. Definitely, Maybe – Ryan Reynolds & a whole buncha chickas.
7. Moulin Rouge – Ewan McGregor & Nicole Kidman
8. Date Night – Steve Carrel & Tina Fey
9. 27 Dresses – Katherine Heigl & James Marsden
10. Sweet Home Alabama – Reese Witherspoon & Josh Lucas

There.  Make fun of me all you want – but I LIKE CUTE MOVIES WHERE IT’S A HAPPILY EVER AFTER! 

And I’d just like to point out that Katherine Heigl is AMAAAZING, and so is Gerard Butler, cause he sings.

That is all.

Thanks

thanks for getting off tumblr..it works now

:D

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

CAN EVERYONE ELSE GET OFF TUMBLR SO I CAN GET ON?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

DAMN

thanks ruth
damn gifs..
and worse TUMBLR IS DOWN
S-U-I-C-I-D-A-L-
XP

dear pri,

I’m using Windows Live  Writer. 

Guys it’s amazing.

so are you gonna post something soon?, or just leave this thing outdated ofr a few months?

GEEZ KEEP YOU PANTS ON.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Haha

then you realise that you can figure out how to make the gif work and you're like

then you realise that that previous gif won't work..cuz you don't know how to do it

so you have to publicly ask your mate and ask how she does it, because you have moral issues against facebook..RRRUUUUTTTHHH?!

Jokes

isn't it gay when you stare at the picture going why isn't it moving then 5 minutes later you realise that you've posted gif's as a picture..lame guy

Neglection..(is that a word??)

i have been neglecting my omb account..i apologise severly..
so this is me posting what i do when i could be on omb...
TUMBLR

Are you better at using your brain or your brawn?

BRAINS.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

make a BRAIN SLUSHY

yup, jessi slaughter reference.

pretty much feel like that now. no dragon age 2. a pile of homework behind my back.

i haven't had a rest since before my tramp.

wish i had superpowers. really need a sandwich but cbb going down stairs. teleportation, anyone?

Have you ever felt so alone and helpless you can think of no other option but to jump.

can't say I have..

Ask and ye shall recieve.

when did willy come back?

I don't know... I don't know if it's actually a true story to be honest... I mean, is Spongebob even real?

This is what your question was about right?

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Hi, I am your viewer from Masterton. I was reading your blog and well thought that you could possibly write about an amazing person, whom has left your school and you deeply miss. Just a side note: this persons name starts with A and ends in dele. Also th

Also th?

But sure. We'll keep that in mind.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Buddy Holly

Makes me smile everytime

Don't get your knickers in a twist

I know I've said this before but people really need to know what words really mean when they use them.
Let's use the word 'literally' - the Oxford English Dictionary definition: 
Literally - adverb
In a literal manner or sense;exactly.
EXACTLY. That means WITHOUT exaggeration.  So when your friend tells you 'Oh my god I literally peed myself laughing' that sentence really means they actually urinated while they were laughing.  Which hopefully, was not the case. 


Also, why do people say things like 'keep your hair on' and 'don't get your knickers in a twist' when you get mad?
Do you know anyone who stats twisting their underwear when they get fustrated?  How would they even manage to do that?!  And keep you hair on? ON? as if my hair where simply placed on my head and very easy to remove?  Yes, everytime I get upset, I remove my hair - because I can do that.  My God.

Hey...

Here i am...no i didn't die...
well i am someone else's house..who it doesn't matter but all i know is that THEY HAVE A MOUSE WITH WATER AND A LITTLE RUBBER DUCKIE IN IT!!!
EPIC!

:*

my face literally did this ( :* ) when I was finishing my Greek Tales book.

Who wants to hear of the almighty Hercules/Heracles? Well, gather round, children.

After killing all the scary monsters and completing the hardest 12 tasks OF ALL TIME, he ended up a slave to a Queen Omphale where he was forced to wear women's clothing and weave clothes.

YES, HERCULES BECAME A TRANNY.

thus ends the story of perhaps the greatest hero ever.

OMG 3

It's WAR.

War on Terror - Excessive paranoia, see: George Bush.

Coup - ironic. In a coop, the chickens go in, but in a coup, the chickens get out.

Death - the longest thing everyone has to wait for.

Miley Cyrus - invention of the Taliban to take the attention off the middle east while they plot sneakily and talk about the latest Top Model scandal.

Just War - Yes; your all-loving, all-caring deity DOES want you to kill other people for him/her/them.

I've had a crush on you for awhile but I couldn't admit it.. I took a picture of your name written on my body and put it here: www.bit.ly/h1sQWw?799975523 sign up and search for ohmybored guess who i am

ahhh. a freak?

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Silly Me.

There is a reason why I’m writing a blog at six thirty in the morning.  It was a series of events really.  There is a reason why I’m ready to go to school at six thirty in the morning.  Same series of events.

So if you’ve been keeping up to date, you’ll know that last night I got myself into a bit of a pickle with my parents.  I half patched it up with my dad when I did some work for him and amazed him with my Photoshop skills.  And for that I earned $30.  (Actually, that’s kinda what the spat was about – none of them had bothered following up on the IRD number thingymabob that I had applied for months ago.. But that’s not the point…)  But my mom’s kind of scary so I thought I’d just lock myself in my room and wallow in my own self-pity.

And then I came up with this plan.  This plan that could avoid having to confront those glaring eyes altogether until tonight, a time by which she would’ve calmed down and such. 

Here’s the plan.

Luckily, my sister has to be at school by 7:30 this morn.  And I have to cut this short because I’m in a rush.  But anyway, so I woke up at 5:30 (I don’t even know why I bother to tell you all this nonsense…) was showered, dressed and ready by 6.  Amazing.  I’m usually a procrastinator when it comes to waking up (amongst other things…) usually waking up at the latest possible moment that would still allow me for a decent lengthed shower..

Gotta fly.  Hope you enjoyed wasting a few minutes of your life on this!

Social Experiment

People Google ridiculous things – like ‘is it bad to drink dishwashing detergent’

Well of course it isn’t..

See that?  That’s the disapproving face of Mr Felton himself.  MALFOY IS NOT AMUSED.

I mean COME ON PEOPLE.  YOU DO NOT DRINK DETERGENT.
But enough of that. 

Anyway, I thought I’d try this out and see if other people will come onto our blog just because they Google random things…  Excuse the randomness, but I’m currently locked in my room because I shouted at the rents because they were arguing with each other like little children, and now I’m too scared to face the fury.  ANYWAY.  (And if you’re serious about getting some answers, I’ve linked them up for you.)

• I eat my toenails, is that bad?
• Songs to sing in the shower?
• Can I teach my dog english?
• I talk to my bedsheets, is that weird?
• My computer fell on the ground, is it broken?
• Is my finger itchy?
• No, my finger is not itchy.
• Is Superman gay?
• Is Pikachu real?
• Is Edward Cullen a mermaid?

And if you’ve landed here because of your Googling… Well…

Enough said.

Paranoid?

I sure am.  Good thing we have that handy Feedjit app down there.

Three things. 

1. Some person in Auckland last week – Googled my name, missed out the ‘Domingo’ and apparently they were looking for my tumblr.

2. Some person in Lower Hutt last night – Googled my name again, without the tumblr part, just my name.  Is someone out there checking up on me?  Trying to find some sort of criminal activity or something?

3. I was walking to the fabric store today – something that’s become a bit of an unwanted habit lately.  Some WGC girls were walking past – didn’t know any of them.  And then I hear one of them go ‘I know that girl, her name’s Ruth.’  BUT I DIDN’T KNOW THE GIRL.

Someone’s out to get me.

i know its just a tv show but...

OMG OMG OMG. someone from pasadena, california just arrived on our blog. that's right, city of THE BIG BANG THEORY.

my first thought was, 'Fricking hell, Sheldon Cooper might've visited OMB.'

but then... i reentered reality.

plus, the pasadenean read the emoticons post.

Or you could just watch TV

When you're bored and procrastinating, why not make a list of things to do when you're bored and procrastinating?  Some book recommendations:


Girly books - not necessarily focused on romance 


Dash and Lily's Book of Dares - David Levithan and Rachel Cohn
Paper Towns- John Green
This Lullaby - Sarah Dessen
On the Jellicoe Road - Melina Marchetta
Dreaming Of Amelia - Jaclyn Moriarty 
Wicked Lovely - Melissa Marr (there's actually a book trailer for this one which is sorta cool)
Matched - Ally Condie


Not so girly books (or generally books that everyone can read)


Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
The Cherub Series - Robert Muchamore
Wolf Brother - Michelle Paver
Unwind - Neal Shusterman
Uglies - Scott Westerfield
The Bartimeus Trilogy - Jonathon Stroud


Okay so linking all the titles took a bit longer than I thought so now that i've wasted half an hour I think it might be time to get to those math problems.

OMG 2

Long awaited are we, but salvation comes in glorious waves for the thirsty, in artful prose for the appreciative, in heavy mascara tubes for the emo!

lolz.

and for futher entertainment, we define the Pees.

Paranoia - perfectly legitimate in today's society. especially after the invention of big macs, and those security cameras that seem to follow you everywhere, like the eyes of the mona lisa.

Punctuation - nonexistent. see: that one facebook friend who insists on writing not only in txt, but with no full stops, commas, respect for other people etc... also: "lets eat Grandpa". Tragic, really.

Perverse - the price of marijuana nowadays. "I remember a time when they used to throw it out by the pound, t'was so cheap. Even used it 'fer fire kindling. Always had the best campfire stories, we did," your Grandpa says. Lucky you didn't eat him eh? Since drugs make the meat all twangy.

Personal Space - The excuse you make as a fat, sweaty old guy tries to sit next to you on the bus. Which I could also have used as another 'p' word, you know. ;)

Perpetual Motion - your stomach, while on the loo, after you've eaten a dodgy taco.

Time to be paranoid

You see that little Feedjit thing?  It can tell us when you came onto our site, how you got here, what country you're in, what your operating system is, and what browser you use.  Not that we want to stalk you or anything, but just so you're aware - we know you were here.....

It's disturbing I know

On the topic of Greek myths, here's a particularly disturbing one.
We've all heard of the minotaur right?  Body of a human, head of a bull?  Yeah well how did the minotaur come to be?  That's right - bestiality!!
No joke, Minos was fighting with his brothers for the right to rule Crete, so he prayed to Poseidon the sea god to send him a white bull as a sign of approval.  Minos was supposed to sacrifice the bull in honour of Poseidon but he decided to keep it for himself.  Engraged, Poseiden made Minos's wife Pasiphae fall in love with the white bull....you can see where this is going can't you?
Pasiphae asked Daedalus (the guy who later built the labyrinth) to build her a hollow wooden cow for her so she could.....with the bull......nine months later, voila! Minotaur.
Great story huh?  Imagine reading that in kids myth and legend picture book when you were eight....


Also, I don't suppose you know the origins of Aphrodite the goddess of love and beauty?
Lets see, who was her father?  Well she didn't actually have one because when Zeus took over Mount Olympus from his father, he castrated him (that statement in itself proves how messed up mythology is).  Anyway, brace yourself.  After Zeus castrated his father he threw his genitals into the ocean - the foam and blood from which Aphrodite was born.....disturbing much? (that's where you see that famous painting of a blonde woman standing on a clam shell, floating to land?)


There's also a particularly disturbing story about the origin of the almond which perhaps i'll post later, though I do warn you, you'll never look at an almond the same way again.

that awkward moment when you go to cut the weeds and cut off your feet instead.

No, I'm serious. It happened in Greece. Quote:

"Lycurgus suffered for what he had done, since when he tried to cut down the vine which Dionysus had planted, he cut off one of his own feet instead."

Yeah. Not seeing how you could possibly do this. It's not like, a papercut where you sliced a bit of skin, right? That's understandable. But 'accidently' cutting off your own foot? And remember, this was in the days of no chainsaws or anything. He would have been using, what? A blunt knife???

And another story,

"..while Pentheus was mistaken for a lion by a wild band of Maenads, amongst whom was his mother Argave, and they caught him and tore him to pieces."

2 things I find incredibly stupid in this. First off, how do you not realise you're tearing up a man and not a lion? And then, by your own mother??

There's more too, only you can read about them yourselves in 'Tales of the Greek Heroes by Roger Lancelyn Green. Unless you want to stay sane.

OMG - a contemporary dictionary

That's right, I'm writing my own dictionary. Once a week, there will be 5 new entries. (btw OMG= of my generation, not actually amazingly shocking... although...)

This week's definitions:

Study Leave - Extended holidays

Underqualified - The majority of supermarket checkout operators

Beliebers - An unfortunate side effect of extended exposure to radiation in the 21st Century

Nutrients - That which is woefully lacking in KFC

Lacklustre - Your disappointment upon purchasing CZ earrings

Stay tuned for more: OMG Definitions!

WHY?!

It's just not right when you realise your little sister's hair looks a lot like Justin Beiber's.....

Some things in this world are just not okay.

An Epiphany.

I figured out that I don’t like homework because it’s work that I do at home.  I like homework because I like procrastinating, and I can’t really procrastinate if I haven’t got anything to put off till later.  And maybe also that adrenaline rush I get in the mornings when I do my homework super speedingly fast.

On another note.

You know that cool lil’ thing we have down there, the one that tells us who’s been visiting and where they’re from?  Yeah well lately I’ve been noticing this…

I’m sorry but are you all seriously Google-ing what happens when you drink dishwashing detergent?  And what even compels you to do such a thing?

“Oh I’m thirsty, let’s look in the fridge! … Milk, water, juice, Coke… Nahhh.  Let’s drink detergent instead!”

I mean seriously, who does that?  Or at least, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU!?

School started today.

I can't tell you enough how bummed I am that I don't have anymore homework to do.  I must now do the dishes.  ;3

 

LOLZ I'M SUCH A FREAK.

Hello

I'm seated in a bum spell in ICT and my friends..."friends" are bugging me to write soemthing...so here i am...
Live long and prosper trekkies
the force is strong warriors

FE FI FO FUM!!!!! Blargh I'm a GIANT!!!!

You obviously can't tell this but i'm typing REALLY fast.  Wow i'm on an amazing sugar high!!!  My brain is in spastic mode!!!  So i was thinking about how i'm a really lazy person, as in the 'god the remote is too far to reach, i'll just keep watching this rerun of Hannah Montanna on Disney Channel' kind of lazy.  I even felt the need to take a three hour nap today even though that means there's now no hope of getting to sleep before midnight.
Yeah i'm rambling now, point was that I kinda thought maybe it's not so healthy to be this inactive all the time so i googled possible causes for being tired all the time and folks, it's not looking good.  


Possible causes for fatigue:  
Hypothyroidism
Diabetes
Kidney disease
Cushing's disease
HIV - pretty sure this doesn't apply for me....I don't share needles (sorry bad joke, blame the sugar)
Congestive heart failure
coronary artery disease
chronic obstructive pulmonary disease


Am I making a point?  They shouldn't have these sites where you can diagnose yourself because people just end up freaking themselves out.  Kinda like I am now.  But i'm sure the feeling of impending doom will pass (PTSD?).  
Grrrrr on another note - try going to your local bookshop.  Look in the young adult/teen fiction area.  Do you see a pattern??  As in the entire shelf full of books about freaking vampires, werewolves, fairies, and fallen angels??  What is wrong with the world?!  Can I please buy a book without getting a face full of unoriginal vampire love stories that have detailed make out scenes and no plot?!!!
(takes deep breath)
You know what, i'll save my vampire rant for later, maybe when my brain is functioning more normally.          

I'm really craving a Big Mac right now

Normally I write something along with posting a picture but I'm really hungry right now so I'm just going to give you the picture.

Yes that is the Green Arrow.  I used a picture from DeviantArt as the reference and yeah the background colour is kinda ugly but i'm too hungry to care right now.

I meant did u get a new one or what happened AFTER

nooo, unfortunately I don't have the spare cash lying around and my parents aren't really the type to just go out and buy me another one... So as of now, I'm saving for a new one, since no one's returned my old/new one. I am $28 the way there. :/

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

What happened with the phone

I could be rude and just say - READ THE POST. But, since I'm in a nice mood... basically, it must've fell or something and when I went to look for it, it was no longer there.... My pooor phone&totoro case. I made that thing D; nobody else deserves the coolness of it...

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

ruth is awesome, who agrees?

Okay, SHOW YOURSELF ANON ! (but yes, I am pretty awesome.)

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Were your parents mad?

Not as mad as I thought. Actually, my daddy gave me a big hug and told me it would be okay (;

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

What's your favourite song ever?

HMMhmmhMMmhmMm. I don't think I can speak for everyone here when I say... Everything - Michael Buble (You were expecting me to say I See the Light right !? RIGHT!?). What's YOUR favourite song then?

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Correct me if I’m wrong…

But this blog HAS to belong to a girl right?

http://nikkejin.tumblr.com/

Today sucks.

MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO KILL ME.

So today right, I went to the cinemas with a friend to watch Tangled (which by the way is just as amazing the second time around) and I'm 100% sure that I had my phone with me during the film.  BUT when I walk out, I realise that the phone is no longer in my bag where it's supposed to be.  And so we race back to our seats and it's GONE.  It was me, Adele, and the cleaner guy looking under the seats for my phone but NADA.  It’s so dirty under those seats and I HAD TO GO THROUGH ALL OF IT.  O.O  I've only had this phone for 2 weeks.  My parents are going to kill me.  And it has the ultra cool Totoro phone sock that I made as well as my camera's memory card.  There goes at least $150.  My parents are going to kill me.

On the plus side, we found $20 today.  But I had to use my share to buy credit for my old brick phone.  T.T

Oh crap, here they are now.  I can hear the rumble of the garage door opening.  Guys, if you don’t hear from me again, you’ll know what happened….

I'm Feeling Lucky.

This is pure GENIUS.

I've never used it before, that random button on Google. That is, until my brother showed me some of the amazing ways it can be used:

Try Chuck Norris, or ask if it is a certain day.

But the best entertainment?

I searched Is William Stupid? and it came up with William is Stupid.

William searched Is Karen Stupid? (I know, original..) and....

a youtube video named:

God Karen, You're So Stupid.

Yes, hilarious. I dare you to try your own name, in this Magic 8 Ball esque game.

A Furious Rage.

I abhor this title. A rage indicates fury, rendering the 'furious' description useless.

But obviously, a particular tennis commentator disagrees.

On four distinct occassion in just a mere half HOUR, this man said something along the lines of the title. eg:

"Yes, She's a very good player and to win you need to really beat her."

.. to win... you need to... beat her.... Has the meaning of winning changed to necessitate this addition?

Well sure, I understand that they need to fill in gaps in the game and keep the audience ratings high, but not in this way!

I rank this in my Most Irate Worthy list:

-3rd-

After nonliterary oxymorons and people who write 'then' when they actually mean 'than'.

Conspiracy Theories

Now it's not everyday you see a poster claiming the government is responsible for the death and torture of  innocent people....
But yes 'genocide conspiracy' posters are kinda popping up everywhere and it kinda got me thinking about conspiracy theories.  And like any other nerd, i went home to research them so here are some of the best ones.


Humans are actually being ruled by blood drinking, shape shifting, flesh eating reptilians from outer space and the British royal family are actually reptiles in disguise.


Barcode numbers are actually designed to control people, created by a 'world government' with a satanic intent


KFC is owned by a member of the KKK and the chicken is laced with a drug that makes black men impotent (kinda redundant seeing as the owner of the KFC franchise is African-American) 


614 - 911 CE never existed and all historical events, figures, and artifacts from that time period are fakes and we're actually living in 1713


And last, Microsoft is sending secret messages through their programs ie. 'NYC' in the font Wingdings looks like   NYC.  There was actually a lawsuit or something about that so Microsoft created the font Webdings where NYC looks like NYC.


So there you go.  Believe them if you want but I doubt you're going to come across many people who think that we're being ruled by lizards. 

LOLOLOL. I’m such a freak.

So I bought the song right?

2 days later…

That’s half as many times as I listened to Haven’t Met You Yet – over a year.  This is only two days.  Oh my.

The Story behind Mr Krabs and Pearl.

I don’t know who the author of this is.  But I found this.  And my eyes started to go all glassy and aaaah…

Mr. Krabs and Pearl…how you ask?

Eugene Krabs wasn’t always the greedy Krab we know today. Is greed is a result of the troubles that have taken place in his household when he was a child. His father walked out on him and his mother and Mama Krabs was jobless. They spent some days without food or water or heat in the brutal winter. Eugene loved his mother very much and couldn’t stand to see her suffer anymore. He tried to get a job at the age of 12 but was too young so he did the only thing he could do to help his mother. Steal. Eugene stole food from supermarkets, money from neighbors and became a well renowned hustler at his middle school. He racked up cash for months and months, enough to help support him and his mother for the rest of their lives. After the years have passed, the desire to possess money became a part of him. He has gotten beaten, jumped, nearly killed over the years for stealing, but it didn’t phase him. It was in his blood now.

In high school, he didn’t have many friends. Nobody really liked the Hustler Krabs because they didn’t trust him. He spent 3 years in high school alone. Until senior year. During swim class, Eugene saw an opportunity to make a quick buck. A whale by the name of Willy forgot to put his backpack in his locker. Quickly, Eugene raced to the bag, opened the bottom pocket and found the whale’s wallet. As he reached for the money inside, Willy ran back to his locker remembering that he forgot to put his bag in there. Eugene was caught. Eugene tried to run, but it was too late. Willy caught him and shoved him against the wall and yelled “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?” Eugene had no response, he held on to the wallet as tight as he could and anticipated a beating. However, Willy dropped him and said “If you really need it that bad, I guess you can have it.” Eugene was shocked. He then scurried away with the wallet as Willy put his bag in the locker.

That night, all Eugene could think about was Willy. “Why would he let me go?” he asked himself. His paranoia made him believe it was a trick. He didn’t open the wallet that night. A month passed after the incident and Eugene had forgotten all about the wallet he stole until one day his class went on a field trip to Jellyfish Fields. When Eugene got on the bus, he noticed all the seats have been taken. There were some empty ones but nobody would sit next to him. Eugene walked to the back of the bus and at the last row he noticed another empty seat. Sitting next to it was Willy. Eugene new he wouldn’t let him sit next to him after the incident so he stood at the back of the bus. Willy looked at him and asked “Need a seat?” Eugene was nervous, he took a quick glance at him and ignored him. Willy shouted it louder and Eugene turned and said “Yeah…I do” and sat down. Willy looked at him and reminded him of the incident and Eugene denied it. Eugene still had the wallet in his bag after neglecting it for weeks. “Why’d you let me go?” asked Eugene. Willy just looked at him and said “Psht…I only had like three bucks in there, it’s nothing really. If you needed it so bad, I guess you can have it.” Eugene then reached into his bag and gave him the wallet. “I didn’t take the money anyway” he said. Willy smiled and took the wallet. “Wow, really? I don’t really need this. You can have it if you want.” Eugene’s eyes lit up as if just won the lottery. “Really? You’re giving this to me? What’s the catch?” said Eugene. Willy replied “No catch. Just think of it as a gift. One friend to another right?” Eugene was amazed at the word “friend”. “He barely even knows me. I tried to steal from him…why would he want to be my friend of all people” Eugene thought to himself. As confused as he was, Eugene was sort of happy. He never had a friend other than his mom. They sat quietly next to eachother for the rest of the bus ride.

As time went by, Eugene and Willy became closer and closer. Eugene started to steal less. Willy became very important to him. At 18, they got their first jobs at Old Man Jenkin’s farm, cleaning the seahorse stables. Eugene began to learn how to make money the right way. The hustler was still in him though, but the thief seemed to fade away slowly.  In fact, Willy was the first one to give Eugene the idea of starting his own business. At work one day, Willy found a shiny, big pearl.  “Won’t you look at this, Eugene. This pearl is HUGE. It’s gotta be worth a lot”. Eugene looked at it with greed and pondered snatching it away from him and running, but he didn’t. A couple minutes later, Willy told Eugene “I’m surprised you haven’t tried to steal the pearl from me”. Eugene looked at him and said “Nah, I’m not the crab I once was”. Willy smiled and gave handed the pearl to Eugene. “You can have it, Eugene. Think of it as a lucky charm. May this friendship last as long as both of us are alive.” Krabs took the pearl with a smile and said “Hopefully even longer.”

More years went by and Willy had a wife. Krabs opened his own business, which turned out to be the Krusty Krab. Willy was proud of him for the change he has made since high school and at the grand opening he announced that his wife was pregnant and he was going to be a father. This made Eugene very happy and started calling himself “Uncle Krabs” for days. After the nine months passed, Willy’s wife gave birth to a baby whale girl. Eugene was almost as happy as they were, not knowing that the happiest day of their lives was about to turn into the worst.

A couple of hours after delivering the baby, Krabs ran into the hospital with a bag full of gifts ready to bombard the newest parents of Bikini Bottom. That’s when it happened. As Krabs entered the room, a harpoon flew in from the ceiling, and plunged into Willy’s wife’s head. She dropped the baby and Willy quickly picked her up as he went to tend to his wife. She was dead and a net covered her completely as she was dragged up to the surface. He couldn’t believe it and then another harpoon came flying into the room and Krabs yelled to him “YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE”. They both ran down the stairs, trying to escape. A few feet from the exit, Willy was harpooned in the tailfin and fell, dropping the baby. Eugene quickly picked with one hand as he tried to hold on to Willy with the other. A net came swooping down and covered him like it did to his wife. “I won’t let you take him!” yelled Eugene clinging on toe Willy for dear life. Then Willy said “Let go.” Eugene, eyes filled with tears, refused but the net forced him to separated. Willy slowly went up and said “Don’t worry about me. I’ll be back faster than you can say Krabby Patty” and smiled at Eugene. “Just promise to take good care of my child until I get back. Eugene, speechlessly staring back at him as he floated up with the baby in his right claw. “Really Eugene, I’ll be fine. I promise. Now leave before they get you too” yelled Willy. Krabs ran with the baby and turned back and stared at Willy as he started disappearing to the surface. “Take good care of my child!” were the last words he said as he vanished. Eugene had never been so devastated in his life.

Krabs grew up with the baby whale. Named her Pearl after the pearl they found in Old Man Jenkin’s farm, the pearl that symbolized his eternal friendship with Willy. He raised Pearl like she was one of his own. For years he waited for the day he will get back, like he promised, but as time faded, the hope Eugene had of Willy returning also faded, but his memory of his one time best friend will never fade and Pearl will always be there to remind him of that.

taking the bus.

Public Transport.

ok, so the main problem i have with it, i've decided, (apart from the crowding, the strangers, the smells etc..) is the people. in general.

example 1: there's always the weirdo that HAS to sit next to you when there are perfectly empty seats around. and if you're not forced into conversation with them, then you know there's more of a chance for the person to notice you're slowly inching away and not just making space to converse.

example 2: (admittedly, this one is partly my fault.) so, when you get off, you say thank you to the bus driver right? because it's polite and he's completed his service of transporting you and you haven't suffered any grievous bodily harm (apart from the person from example 1's bad breath).

but apparently, it is reason enough for the people behind you to give you Looks. like it's caused them some sort of major inconvenience for them, in the millisecond you held back to say thanks, or they feel obliged to do so themselves.

example 3: the ones that play disgusting heavy metal which can be heard by everyone in the bus, even through headphones. and these are the people who feel like the government has failed them for not being able to miraculously cure deafness.

i hope you're all happy, for i am thoroughly pissed off.

[in retrospect, it seems that this post applies not only to bus goers but to all humanity. it's all so disgusting.]

Hallucinations

Unfortunately I think i'm losing my mind.
Lets take a look at the evidence shall we?


Firstly I had a conversation with myself in my head - which I actually do quite often and is probably cause for concern, but anyway, the conversation wasn't the worrying part.  The part that was worrying was when I later recalled that conversation I had in my head as an actual conversation with an actual friend. 


And secondly, i read a 'Green Arrow and Black Canary' comic i borrowed from the library last week.  Then when I reread the book today, i had no memory of anything that had happened in the book.  Or rather, i remember different things happening in the story the last time i read it.
I think it's mostly my memory thats going which is rather unfortunate considering my age.


On a different note, I was on my way to the supermarket today when i came across what i initially thought was a garden covered with black seeds - not so amazing.  Except that on closer inspection, all the black seeds turned out to be dead bees.  Indeed an entire garden covered with lifeless, fuzzy bees.  I'd like to let my imagination tell me that all the bees died in some crazy bee turf war but i'm pretty sure they were just poisoned.
Now I'm pretty certain that this actually did happen and i wasn't imagining it but considering how my week has been, i can't be sure.

A Modern Family moment.

I love the Modern Family add going on at the moment, with Phil going all, “I'm cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face” I laugh.  Every single time.  But anyway so today we were having a conversation at the dinner table, as per usual.  And dad asks how my life is.  Usually, I just give them the typical teenage thing “fine” but I thought I’d be extra generous today and grace them with an extra detail…  (I’ve even included GIFS ! excuse the first one though, it’s hard to find accurate representations… so i thought i’d just throw that in for fun.)

Dad: So how's teenage life?

Me: It's fine, except for those people who's heads you just want to shove down the toilet.

Dad: Ahhh. TC.

Me: What?

Dad: TC. You know: teenagers - complicated. D'UUUH.
Me: Ohhh..

I forget that my dad knows everything.   I always thought TC stood for too cool.  Oh well, can’t win ‘em all.

Okay last Tangled related video – I PROMISE !

I know, I know, I’m probably going overboard with this whole Tangled business but I HAVE TO show you this.  It’s a bit odd, but I guess it sure needs talent to pull this off…