Shit.

That moment when you realise you've left your Australian Math Competition book at school over the weekend the week before the test?

Life is like that, a slap to the face when you least expect.

There might be a hidden word in this. Try find it, and if you do, tell me.

Comment, or put it in the question box.

Just Plain Retarded.

So, following a lunchtime of chinchin related laughter, it soon became an insult.

And note: a chinchin is a part of the body but you don't wanna scratch it. really. hint: its japanese.

"You chinchin!" or basically, any insult with a foreign word in it.

response:

"Don't use that kind of language with me!"

hahaha. Literally.

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Consequences

I have recently discovered the cause for abnormally strange dreams...
...overstudying.
How you ask did I discover this?  Experience of course!

There I was being a studious little nerd, revising my brain bee notes, reading up on design concepts, and researching the Indian caste system (as you do) when I fell asleep.
The following dream included digging up my carpet for buried treasure, browsing in an underwater library, my science teacher shaving his head (scarred for life), and inventing a new instrument and playing the national anthem on it.
After which of course I woke up choking on my own spit (nice to know Rose, thanks for sharing)

The moral of this story?
Don't study, it's obviously terrible for your mental health.

Oh an also, guess what my stepdad was watching today??
South Park
SOUTH PARK!!!
(from the guy who doesn't like me watching disney movies because they have kissing scenes)

bLEHHH.

So I was at the Mall, and suddenly this old man bumps into me, and on the floor...

IS A CONDOM!


ewwwwwwww

Not only is this ENTIRELY INAPPROPRIATE, but WTF is an OLD GUY doing with a CONDOM?

I am still getting over the horror. Maybe, I have PTSD now?

Smart Rappers

I was just listening to the radio (as i do for the majority of my days)
And the song 'Love the Way You Lie' - Eminem feat Rihanna came on
Now, being the lyricist i am, i closely listened to the lyrics... and found some very clever phrases to prove that rappers are not mindless douches....as most people say they are...

1. Now you get her leave out the window, i guess that's why they call it WINDOW PANE

2. It's like I'm huffing paint, And I love it the more that I suffer, I suffocate (nice metaphor about love!)

3. Wait
Where you going
I'm leaving you
No you ain't
Come back (his crazy two people convo..with one person talking)

4. You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game (like how guys manage to fit gaming into everything)

5. Maybe that's what happens
When a tornado meets a volcano (nice visual)

So there you, Eminem did pass his IQ test..and English exam

Parents: Part..ok i lost count

Lately there have been an increasing number of sales at optomitrists
My father does wear glasses, but only buys them from India, where they are at their cheapest
He thinks i also carry his recessive gene and need glasses
So he decided to do a DIY eye test...

Dad: Okay, here i have written up some letters on a piece of paper
Me: -_-...Is this reeeally necessary?
D: Yes..no stand here and close one eye..read this line
P: A J K I P I H F...
D: Okay, now shut the other eye
P: Dad!!
D: No..read
P: DAD
D: NO...READ
Mum: DEAR! there's a sale at the optometrists!!
D: Oh...but there so expensive
M: It's on sale
D:*runs to book one*
P: Wow...I've never seen him move so fast....

Aaaah Asian parents...love 'em

Asian Talk.

So a while ago, my mother was asking me what flavor jelly I wanted. "Lychee or Bitch?" She said.

=.= : my face.

"Mom, wth is bitch flavor?"

"Beetch, like the froot."

"....." *looks at label* "Mom, thats peach."

"Your brother said beetch."

"And you trusted HIM?"

There's a point to this story. Really. Continue.

So in the weekend we were hanging (yes, my family and me) at the shops and I wanted to go to splash in the sea. (ok, sounds retarded, but is actually very entertaining. you run up when the tide goes and try to get as far as you can before it comes back and you get wet.)

"Daddd, can we go to the beach?"

And brother?

"Nah, why go to the beach if we have one here?"

Again, =.= : my expression before I attempted to strangle him/

Another toilet story

I feel guilty because I contribute the least out of all the authors but that's mostly because my blog writing skills are terrible.
So instead, a true story with pictures!! (Forgive the crappy drawings)

Now I don't usually eavesdrop but it doesn't count when people talk REALLY loud.

The *loud* conversation continued for a somewhat LONG time but I got tired of drawing so too bad.

I lied.

I do have a photo of my brother "imitating" Susan Boyle. Shh.

Do you guys go to Chilton Saint James?

Yes :)

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Are you guys in year 11

yes :)

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

Ah, there's that familiar feeling again.
Overwhelming guilt.  Guilt caused by events that normally do not merit much attention for anyone other than me.

Maybe it was the 10 consecutive hours spent in front of the computer playing Fable.
Or the mountain of holiday homework that will be left till the last minute to complete. 
Maybe it's the anti-social behaviour of grunting like a guy instead of using actualy words just because i'm too lazy to open my mouth.

Does this list make it sound like i'll never get anywhere in life??
Actually don't answer that.
Ugh I promise you that I will come up with a post actually worth reading!

   

Holidays

I don't know if it's just me
But it's the second day of the holidays
And I'm bored
OH MY BORED
Anyone else have this issue?

OMG.

My brother can do an eerily similar face to Susan Boyle. Minus the manliness.

*hits head upon leaning over laughing* This is too good.

Canada pt 3

Oh woah, new skin. Good job Sop (: assumig that you were in charge of that. Uh so updates won't be as frequent as I thought cause we don't have access to Internet so much. So I preparedthis blog like two days ago...

So it's our third day here in Canada. The wireless has gone down (turns put they didn't have wireless and we accidentally hacked into someone elses -seriously you shouldn't have your password the same as your username)  and so I'll have to post this as soon as I get some sort of connection.  This really sucks cause that means no more ebuddy (not that it matters cause you're all either at school or sleeping when I go on) and no more facebook which is a real bummer. But I guess that gives me more time for a holiday!

We slept in till 11 today.  We were knackered after yesterday but didn't really sleep till 3 in the morning.  So yesterday we went to the CN Tower which is like the Sky Tower in Auckland (ithink I've said that before) so it wasn't that big a deal, we'd seen in all before except for the view of course - that, my dears, was SPECTACULAR! You've got your share of highrisers, subdivisions and the water is just beautiful, and all the trees just to top it off. And around here you can see squirrels everywhere! It's like the possums in New Zealand - they're EVERYWHERE! Too bad that means they get runover a lot too :(

The shopping here isn't too bad either.  Haven't really had a chance to go yet but the prices aren't too bad.  I was so close to buying a new phone yesterday when my dad forgot how to unlock his but nah, he unlocked it.

eeek, dads rented a car and now he's gonna drive, which is kinda freaky cause the rules are all different around here and it's on the fricken other side of the road! And so I went into the front seat while dad was driving. OMFrickenG. he's like all over the place and going over the centre line and raaaaah IM GOING TO DIE DAD! Seriously, driving with him is like hell on wheels.

The houses in the modern part areso fancy pantsy! We went to my aunts place today ~ woooaaaah. Okay so everything is in subvidisions and the houses are all the same shapes and stuff with only subtle changes.  It's so cute in their little neighbourhoods.  Kids here play on the streets cause it's so safe and laid back.  It kind of reminds me of Edward scissorhands except normal brick houses and normal neighbours, pressumably, too.  Rach said it's like Chuck.  Yeah I can imagine that.  I'm gonna move here one day.

They have the coolest old school yellow buses here, you know, the type that totally p'wn the purple ones we have.

Love you all,
ruthdanielle ♥

My School vs. Your School.

So, this school came for a concert today. The usual. And they seemed kind of normal too. But then... I realised there were no ASIANS! None. It was like a giant loaf of white bread. Felt sort of, weird, after that. Was that why they all looked at me strangely? Unless it was the Pokemon badge. Probably a mixture of both.

And when they performed a rap? Yeah, those black shirts weren't nobody. Ok, maybe everyone except me.

Haha, 100 teens and 20 pizzas = a rampage similar to those you see on Discovery Channel. Almost got my ear bitten off. Literally.