Its a Conspiracy.

Forget aliens hidden by the FBI. Our own lives are PERSONALLY affected in this one.

Yes, you heard me. Guess what happened today? Teachers strike. Students stay at home. But where was I from the time of 8am to 4pm?

At school.

Thats it. The conspiracy. They kept us at school. On the one day we could've not.

Yes, 2 exams.

Slavedrivers.

Disturbing consequences of boredom

I was about to write a post about another overheard conversation but I realised I seem to write alot about them (No i don't go around evesdropping but a lot of people just assume you can't hear anything when you're wearing headphones). So instead, something new, or at least not the same.
 I was casually browsing through the yellow pages this afternoon (as per usual) and I don't know if you realise this but there is a section in there for escorts....directly following the section on entertainment and recreation (which FYI was the section i was looking for - paintballing).
Obviously it's ordered alphabetically but imagine the horror of an eight year old kid looking up the laser force phone number for their birthday party and stumbling across a page full of half naked women?


'Have one or more of our quality girls pamper you, we visit home/hotel/motel'

'Pleasure and satisfaction for the discerning gentleman'

What is this??!
Am I the only one who thinks this is totally inapropriate and disturbing?
The Yellow Pages needs a R16 rating.


Something else also wrong with the world: Teachers that try to be cool and use slang. I don't think i need to even elaborate on that one because we all know how wrong that is.

Band Practise

Last Wednesday we had our first band practice
It was rather exciting, i learned how to play the bass guitar
I wasn't bad
haha jk, WE ARE AMAZING, ASIAN 5!!!!
Learn the name then you shall see it in lights!!
Yup..:D

Ominous Shadows

Was playing Taptap with Rose-ama bin Laden (hahaha!) and things were beginning to get intense.

We were only a few thousand points different and the GAME WAS ON. She was even smart enough to not look at the points board when I asked "Who's winning?" (Damn. It usually works too).

And then.... dun dun duhhhhh! Some random came up. And covered the screen with a shadow. Who was that? That cloudy day of Monday in the school library? But it was too intense to look and only when the song had finished would we dare to look out and see.... the MATH TEACHER.

GAHHHH.

Greetings from ICT class. Thank goodness blogger isn't blocked by the webmarshall. This is proof of my procrastination and refusal to do my work and finish that internal worth 6 credits due in four days......
Plus this is Rose, not Pri. She's busy actually doing her work.....lol jk she's sitting next to me telling me what to write and trying to break school property.

I really should do my work so i'll leave you with this - an accurate representation of my mental state right now:

I LIKE THE BACKGROUND. ... DOES THAT PENCIL TREE HAVE AN ANUS????

yeah, and it's called YOUR FACE.

Anything and everything. Just ask it.

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