The all forgiving God

You know, there’s something about the Bible that just annoys me. I’m not anti Christian or anything but that book is just….ugh
The whole book preaches about God being so loving and forgiving.  So loving that he banished Adam and Eve from paradise because they ate an apple?! Such a kind thing to do.


Or when he sent that giant flood to KILL everyone because they were eating their food instead of burning it on a pile of rocks as a sacrifice?!


Oh and my personal favourite, Moses. The man who lead the Israelites out of slavery and wandered the desert for forty years? Yeah well he couldn’t go into the Promised Land because he hit a rock twice instead of once.
Gosh Moses, couldn’t you just do as you were told? Then those forty years of wandering in the desert would have been worth it!

PS. This wasn't intended to offend any Christians