Step Three: Parents (Part One of many)

I am currently sitting on the computer trying to type up Step 3 on the Road to Enlightenment but am finding it hard to concentrate as my parents are sitting at the table

Having a sword fight

With thunder sticks

Enough said

Just a few minutes they were arguing about the answers to a crossword…this is how it went down:

M: Hmmmm, what's a wild beast

D: What does it start with?

M: G…I got it…goat

D & P: Uuuuuh...no

D: Wait, doesn’t that say wildebeest?

M: Oooh…what's a wildebeest?

D: A gnu

P: Gnu

D: Gnu

M: Are you sure it's not goat?

How do I survive, I do not know…but they do keep me sane, as for my friends…

(watch this space!)