Fangirls.

Where did human evolution go so wrong? That fatal gene mutation that created these hybrids known as FanGirls, deadlier than even death itself, which I can assure you, is pretty deadly.

Where do FanGirls originate? Scientists believe they are the result of a gene, commonly expressed as Common Sense, mutating in a new form called Obssessive Hysteria.

FanGirls run rampant in all corners of the world now. All attempts at curing this illness up til now have been futile. Trying to reason with FanGirls is very dangerous, as they are extremely protective of their "precious".

Usual targets of these FanGirls include so called boy "bands", actors and fictional characters. They are easily provoked by other FanGirls. FanGirls show their obsession through ear piercing screams, large posters declaring love and other creative outlets such as dodgy FanFiction and FanArt.

The sickness then turned contagious as mothers started to show symptoms also, in the famous case of Twilight, where middle aged women daydreamt of stalkerish dead guys and vengeful dog men that like little girls.

A current FanGirl issue revolves around Justin Bieber. It is uncommon for FanGirls to obssess over the same gender, but Bieber is an exception to this rule. FanGirls have resorted to theft, harrassment, any means necessary to their personal plans of stealing the objects of interest for themselves.

There are now many subspecies of FanGirls, and their presence is now largely accepted in modern society. But the danger they pose to morality and intelligence still remains.

We were warned.