Drainage Systems.

I would really love to slap whoever it was that invented drains. What a dumb idea!



Before drains, you could drop a coin, a ring, whatever small and round, and you could sigh in relief that it you could retrieve it. But since then? No, that coin you were going to buy a cookie with? Gone, forever. And the sickening plop sound it makes when it falls in completely, a perfect representation of that feeling in your stomach shriveling up in sorrow.



Without drains, we would never have had to go through those silly movies where the protagonist lost valuables down them, and then, disregarding crocodile sewer "myths" would go climb down after it. EVERYONE knows you shouldn't. But still, they do. All because of the damned drain.



And flooding? An urban legend now, sort of like Justin Bieber's masculinity. No more can we stay home for the day, just because of a few centimetres of water. There is officially nothing to look forward to now when the piss comes down.



When will all the injustice end?