Careers.

A lot happens in an hour. A bomb can be dropped. The cure for polio found. A man has a dream.

During Health class, choosing careers? 2 girls plot to open a medical centre where the patients are killed off and a 20 dollar discount given to the families for the funeral home next door.

The girl next to them? Menstruation Worker. Oh sorry, I meant mensuration. (Shh, I meant the first one.)

And apparently, teaching is interchangeable with being a funeral director. Quote "A lot of teachers will get that as a suitable career option." Unquote! Is that supposed to reassure us? That my math teacher could well have been the guy buying my coffin? Or maybe, it says something about US. We are interchangeable, therefore, with cadavers.

Makes you think twice before going to math, doesn't it?