More Annoyances

Percentages. Who even invented percentages? Worst invention ever.

Not only that, but those stupid advertisers who use them to sell their products.

"100% percent MSG free!" Hello? % IS percent. You just said percent percent, dumdum.

"100% Kiwi Lamb!" Excuse me, but if it's totally New Zealand, where exactly does the lamb come in? That means 0% lamb. You're getting no lamb whatsoever!

"100% Gore, 100% Explicit, 100% Scary." Pardon me while I cough - *cough cough, that adds to 300% cough cough*. They couldn't even add? My God.