Step 1: Global Supermarket

While I was at Pak'n'Save, I was intently thinking (wow, I know) while I was trying to manoeuvre the stubborn trolley (just missing an old lady and little boy), the world is like a supermarket…

America is the junk food section: packets of lollies, chippies and all that warm, flat soft drink

Africa is the midday hot food section, with those crazy turning chickens behind the counter (what's up with that??)

Europe is the snobby gourmet/diet/gluten-free section where it's really lame and boring but for some reason everyone goes down that aisle at least once

Antarctica/The Arctic is obviously where they keep the milk, ice cream and random 'heat and eat' meals

New Zealand (Australia who?) is the parts of the supermarket where the floor is all worn down from people walking, you got your bread, pick'n'mix and toilet paper (why are grandparents obsessed with buying toilet paper?)

Asia, speaking for itself, is those crazy sale bins at the ends of each aisle, with those mimungous "SALE 50% off!!!", "Buy one get one free", "LIMITED OFFER!" (Even though they'll put up the same sign next week)

And to get from aisle to aisle we need them trolley airplanes, some of which do get hijacked (take that how you may). So there you have it, a step of my experience to become Buddha, the Enlightened One.