Faux Swearing.

People who say things like "Oh my Word", or "Bucket!". I hate those people. They get all bent up over the crap of life but can't even express it properly. I bet their anger builds up in their colons like a giant fart and that's why they're so stuck up and annoying.

And they expect you to do the same just because they're offended. But what about everyone else? No, it's ok for others to be offended. What if I worshipped Microsoft Word, and "Oh my word" was offensive to me?

And that shop FCUK. Oh well done. It's almost a swear word. And what exactly does this have to do with optometry? Absolutely NOTHING. Maybe if it was for dyslexics but even then... Pretty damn ironic.

And when TV shows go "contains language that may be offensive to some people". Offensive to some people? This is a major reason people watch shows containing vulgar language. You don't watch South Park expecting grannies knitting jumpers, chatting about their bowel movement!

It all just pisses me off.