If That Was Supposed to be Published...

I guess this was too.

My school. I say it with a lot of affection, like your dead rabbit from when you were 5. One particular thing about it.

Chaplains. A great time for retieing your shoelaces. Really. You're really supposed to take things out of that hour. They talk a lot about this guy, Jesus, for example. I have my own theory about that guy. I reckon he was a vampire.

So, 1. he got everyone to drink his blood so they would all become better like him.
2. he came back to life after death.
3. he can do all these cool things like heal people.

Now what? That's as far as it goes for now. Probably 'cause that's all I know about both these things. I'll do some research. Perhaps.